clayts450 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Please read ad and imagine an adenoidal voice. To be fair, I wish all ads were this descriptive, but without the adenoidal voice.... ends in 10 hrs, sat at £650, diesel Maestro in Boston (so no good for anyone who is scared of Lincolnshire) This Maestro was first registered to a Mr Mackenzie on 21/ 01 / 1992 and he owned it until 2008-9 etc etc etc I bought the car in May last year from a local garage, a young mechanic had it who unfortunately died in an accident. Way too much information.... Looks pretty tidy mind... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-MAESTRO-DIESEL-55-300-MILES-AND-MOTD/173278535478?hash=item2858349f36:g:zlIAAOSw9-Va2PB0 MorrisItalSLX, Pat Earrings and Conrad D. Conelrad 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skoda_fan Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 The seller then goes to great lengths involuntarily explaining it's completely fucked.Two of these one after the other. Could be worth sorting one as a local classic car dealer recently sold one for about four bags IIRC. (Don't look at me though!). oldcars and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skoda_fan Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Renault-11tl/253585956789 For God's sake, DO NOT READ THE AD!I is a fule cos I red ur advise but choze to ignor it. Eye shood of taken it cuz now my spelin & grama have gone totely too Pot Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MOTOR-CARAVAN/273183697173?hash=item3f9b046915:g:jlUAAOSwS3Za5MVu Bag'O'Spanners, Junkman, Keymaster and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrett Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Oh no. A Kaiser had to die for this dismal pile of shit.At least the customiser has sensitively incorporated Darrin's legendary heart-shaped rear window into this exciting new vision. By replacing it with a fucking letterbox. A'54 is number one on my must-own American cars list. Luckily you can still buy one and import and register it in the UK for less than this clown is asking. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Music to my wallet https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk6-ford-escort-van-diesel/142775143528?hash=item213e0fcc68:g:s2kAAOSwLjhazRZ3 Sat in mine again the other day, and it's every bit as dreadful and hateful as when they were new. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-MERCEDES-BENZ-230-CE-CLASSIC-PROJECT-CAR/183194708890 I just leave this here for a moment. robinmasters, Paul Dupart, MorrisItalSLX and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Squire_Dawson 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Maserati-BiTurbo-2-0-V6-2-dr-1983-4-Restoration-Project/253587767259 I do not wish to be disappointed by you dreary lot. original front seats are missing. As these are one of the best features of the Biturbo, Im OOOOOUT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 How about a proper numberplate obfuscation award then? Well done: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-280-SE-1978/253585901628 Haha, you blew it! It has had new number plates fitted, see? The seller was trying to hide the fact that the original plates have been replaced with foul post 2001 font jobbies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 I....errrr....oof! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cavalier-Estate-Mk2-1-6-GL-Auto/183191704772 Full Dollywobbler AND Junkman spec! Partially made in Australia these, you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-MERCEDES-BENZ-230-CE-CLASSIC-PROJECT-CAR/183194708890 I just leave this here for a moment. I'd rather you would not. It just reminds me that I waited too long to get one and can now no longer afford one (in Australia at least). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 This has potential - cheap to buy, cheap to run and has the advantage of having enough MOT to use it while you sort it https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-205-GRD-Diesel-Hatchback/232745437838?hash=item3630b58a8e:g:avUAAOSwE2da32WE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeeExEll Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 "Lotus replica".With a 2.8 V6. Someone deliberately did this. Then did almost the same on the other side. Looking at both these pics is twisting my brain. Quote, "manufacturer, Lotus".£9000.https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mk1-ford-cortina-1964-2-door-lotus-replica/323228851212?hash=item4b41f0dc0c:g:C90AAOSw-tFa4z5~ Aston Martin, skoda_fan, Squire_Dawson and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 I is a fule cos I red ur advise but choze to ignor it. Eye shood of taken it cuz now my spelin & grama have gone totely too Pot Me brian iz unbale too reekover withuat tow bootles off rat whine. skoda_fan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1360527915.htm/ This is so AS colours, not sure you'll even be able to see it. Exiled_Tat_Gatherer, Aston Martin, HarmonicCheeseburger and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 This is quite cool, a French calendar of the future....up to 2041. I think they use this to plan when to respond to enquiries about cars they are selling. https://www.leboncoin.fr/decoration/1072387192.htm/ Squire_Dawson, Junkman, JeeExEll and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 If this doesn't scream 'upwardly mobile' I'm not sure what does. https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1360568413.htm/?ca=12_s Paul Dupart, garethj, Parky and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Would be nice if it actually is as good as it looks. https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1424301647.htm/?ca=12_s 11001010, Junkman, Aston Martin and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 The French do good pictures though. https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1424110491.htm/?ca=12_s Kringle, Squire_Dawson, Paul Dupart and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skoda_fan Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 They may do good* pictures, but sadly cement is in short supply over there so they have to eke it out when building their garages. egg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skoda_fan Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Then did almost the same on the other side. "Almost". LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-B-GT-1972-K-reg-Chrome-Bumper/192525323132?hash=item2cd3674b7c:g:2qsAAOSwH2Ja5af8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Garage find 416 SLi with weldage poss needed - £100 Long Eaton - no MoT since 2007 https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-416-white-spares-or-repairs-honda-1.6/1296847750 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-Peugeot-405-Executive-TD-Estate-Leather-Alloys-MOT-Cambelt-WVO/123105152149 WVO clayts450, MorrisItalSLX, stephen01 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Er... rover 25 1.4 sport You just made that up, didn't you ? Seems so.... Ah, hang on... As you were... Looks like a cut and shut Z25R to me... One more mismatched panel for the win* £265 Nottm https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/cars-rover-25-1.4-sport-mot-89k-bargain-/1296842590 oldcars, Zantimisfit, Squire_Dawson and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Montego - miserable.Montego hearse - very miserable Hang on a minute, what's this: 2.0EFi motor fitted That's lubberly that is... 850 smackers in Cumbria https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-Montego-HEARSE/282944723066?hash=item41e0d1d87a:g:EH0AAOSw3Bla5e1J panhard65, KWhite, cort16 and 14 others 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bedford-plaxton-sb5-for-restoration-diesel-coach/112967401140?hash=item1a4d61beb4:g:JVgAAOSw5IFa5drO (His truck has pictures of Chris Rea after he sat too close to the fire) bigstraight6, NorfolkNWeigh, cros and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 BOGOF AECs https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/aec-mercury-trucks-barn-find-genuine-1960-artic-unit-recovery-truck-as-a-pair/332634741377?hash=item4d72935a81:g:hoQAAOSw2ylatnNL bigstraight6, somewhatfoolish, Junkman and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Pretend it's 30 years ago and go round helping yourself to old washing machines and the lead from the church roof, occasionally stopping to fly tip conifer trees in laybys https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-Y-BEDFORD-DROPSIDE-BEDFORD-CF-PICK-UP-CLASSIC-2-3/253590767057?hash=item3b0b3005d1:g:QqQAAOSwjpRarGqs cros, MarvinsMom, Squire_Dawson and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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