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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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{ring ring}

 

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'Hiya! Stupid & C, how may I hel....'

 

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'Orite luv, got any special offers on?'

 

​Actually, yes. Yes we jolly well do, pay for one side of your vehicle to be done and get the boot absolutely free! Yes, FREE! If it makes you wretch we'll turn it into a sketch.

 

'Nice one M8, can I have (from left to right) OJ Simpson, Karen Carpenter, and Frankie Howerd, then Lionel Ritchie about to fire a shot next to Adam Ant who's wearing a saucepan on his head and has a crossbow armed with a pigeon. To the right of them I'll have a young Margaret Thatcher who's about to sneeze all over Mad Max's face and underneath them have that twat out of '5' who's been held back Belinda Carlisle who hasn't realised she's about to be stabbed in the neck by a balsa wood glider with a craft knife glued to the front?'  

 

 

 

No problem, boss, anything else?

 

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'Erm, on the back I'll have Phil Spencer (from Location Location Location) after he fell asleep on a soldering iron, and next to him have co-presenter Kirsty Allsopp provocatively lifting her blouse to reveal her VDUB left knocker, and a childhood image of Donald Trump holding the last piece of his brain' 

 

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​Ok, I think we've got that now, owt else? 

 

'Top row, left to right: Tony Wilson, Ben Elton, 'H' from Steps, Joss Wildenstein, Elvis Presley and Gail from Coronation Street.  Bottom row left to right: Chris Tarrant,  U WOT M8's granddad, Cliff Richard and then Ghandi who's mum's trying to stop him playing air hockey on the kitchen table'

 

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That it now, FFS?

 

'Just the bonnet now and I'll have (left to right) Kenneth Williams, Adam Henson from Countryfile, John Pertwee and Rob Beckett'

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-Transporter-T5-SWB-Custom-Airbrushed-One-Off-Day-Van-Camper/162944318708?hash=item25f03cfcf4:g:AaUAAOSwGbhaqDVP

 

'had thousands spent on custom "80s" airbrushing'

 

Now needs hundreds spending on paint stripper.

dozeydustman Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

dozeydustman

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Seeing this tat reminds me of a great pair of ads 22 years back

 

"Stop Shouting"

 

"I CAN'T!"

 

 

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Hi Love!.........Sorry Love!

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Almera-Gti-SR20-getting-rare/142718442559?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49919%26meid%3D6ab6943536954abe827e96d38d583309%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D183123337947%26itm%3D142718442559&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

dozeydustman Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

dozeydustman

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L spec V6 granny. Not my thing but I know they're popular.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-Ford-Granada-Mk2-pre-facelift-2-3-L-spec-V6-Manual-saloon-Classic-Ford/323081046422?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49919%26meid%3Df7d3c655c01745ed917ff9379e3db653%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D222872218484%26itm%3D323081046422&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

clayts450 Rank: Renault 16

clayts450

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Conny tourer V6 auto with year's ticket but looooooooooong list of advisories, £300 Notts

 

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dvisory notice item(s)
  • ROTATION SPECIFIC TYRE FITTED TO SPARE WHEEL.
  • Offside Headlamp deteriorated but light output not reduced DIP BEAM. (1.7.5a)
  • Offside DIPPED BEAM HEADLAMP PATTERN POOR.
  • Central Upper Stop lamp has light sources not illuminating, but not more than 50% (1.2.1b)
  • EXHAUST SYSTEM HEAT SHIELD (UNDER FUEL TANK) INSECURE.
  • Front EXHAUST SYSTEM MOUNTING NOT CONNECTED.
  • Nearside Front Brake pipe slightly corroded TO FLEXIBLE BRAKE HOSE. (3.6.B.2c)
  • Offside Front Brake pipe slightly corroded TO FLEXIBLE BRAKE HOSE. (3.6.B.2c)
  • Nearside Brake pipe slightly corroded MAIN TO REAR. (3.6.B.2c)
  • Nearside Rear Upper Suspension arm corroded but not seriously weakened (2.4.G.1)
  • Offside Rear Upper Suspension arm corroded but not seriously weakened (2.4.G.1)
  • Nearside Front Lower Suspension arm rubber bush deteriorated but not resulting in excessive movement REAR BUSH. (2.4.G.2)
  • Offside Front Lower Suspension arm rubber bush deteriorated but not resulting in excessive movement REAR BUSH. (2.4.G.2)

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-75-connoisseur-tourer/1290751950

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Squire_Dawson Rank: Renault 16

Squire_Dawson

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Typical Salford housing estate scene circa. 1991.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Capri-MK1-1300-1970-pre-facelift-rare-barn-find/192479023879?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D43782%26meid%3Dbab02ccc81cc4e70a326e46fef5faa7d%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D292481178545%26itm%3D192479023879&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

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Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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I can't even pick and choose which bits of the advert to quote, it's all IQ destroying.

 

 

 

ar dosnt work shoud be this part of foto,clouth at flore and no bateri. Greart condition need get new heart. Motor and gerbox fine.no liquide.car stand befor im buy for my projeckt 10 yers no mot.elektrik window,surrow.seel becose im get work diffrent pleace.i not use paypal account.welcome:)

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mercedes-190e-2-6/323133169268?_trkparms=pageci%3Aa1c89301-27c4-11e8-a8e3-74dbd1806e4b%7Cparentrq%3A262881531620ab6af6e3885ffffca53d%7Ciid%3A1&_trksid=p2481888.c100675.m4236

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HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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BMW 740

 

https://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/cto/d/litty-bmw-740i/6515018064.html

 

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Yooooooo, I got this Gucci ass 740I

Adds still up?

i still got this shit.

Dead ass got a fat ass book fulllllll of records.

Shits lit son.

124k on the clock, most of which been gettin thotties wet and snappin mf necks.

 

Bc extreme low coilovers so you can scrape the ground while your haters girlfriends dome you up while listening to lil boat 2.

Powerful with huge brakes so you can accelerate AND stop with a car full of thicc bitches.

Automaticcc so you can use your right hand to shoot at these ops.

Tittle in hand and cleaner than these hoes that'll do you dirty round here.

 

Shoot me an offer, worst I can do is get extremely depressed about the lack of worth in my life and hang my self in the closet....

 

Comes with floaties so you don't DROWN IN ALL THE BITCHES

Youll get:

-White bitches

-Asian bitches

-African Bitches

MORE BITCHES THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR.

Youll even get Eskimo bitches cause this shit ICY AS FUCK

4k obo I need money to get my drug empire going.

But will trade for an s chassis or rx7 and a rough hand job behind trader Joe's.

Also looking for any type of C L O U T ass SUV. Got a little to add if necessary.

 

A good s chassis. Lol, like that shit exist.

Don't @ me

 

Txt me tho

@theokayslider

MorrisItalSLX Rank: Lancia Gamma

MorrisItalSLX

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I have a blazer like that...

nacho man Rank: Renault 16

nacho man

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v6 Ovlov.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLVO-760-GLE-1985-AUTO/152942972533?hash=item239c1c8e75:g:K38AAOSw71xZnQ-Y

 

 IT ALSO HAS  A MUSIC CATCHER  STERIO WHICH  ALLOWS YOU TO RECORD CD,S ,PURCHASED FROM JOHN KLIESE OF READING BERKSHIRE

 

 

 

WTF lolololol suppose if you buy it and you want some music you gotta move to Reading, that the price you pay for shite.

 

I bet the seller is a character.

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