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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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I clicked on that Rangie, thinking that if he wanted a Rover car, I might be able to help him out.  Then I spotted the wiring under the bonnet, and the fact the owner is so tight he's "repaired" a fugging Poundland steering wheel cover with electrical tape.  I'm oot.

FTFY.

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

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Shitting Christ! You may as well save the money and ride around on a bright pink moped with a light-up traffic cone on your head shouting "HELLO OFFICER. WHY YES I AM INDEED TRANSPORTING AND SELLING ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES. HOW DID YOU GUESS?!"

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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If that J7 were for sale over here it would be up for 4x the price with "NOT CITREON H VAN IDEAL ARTISAN COFFEE STREET FOOD HIPSTER BELLEND CONVERSION" in the advert title.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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PS: when are Leboncoin going to pull their fugging heads out of their arses and allow more than 3 photos on an advert?  It's 2018 ffs, computers have more than 32MB of RAM these days.

Sir Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Sir Snipes

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This must be the 215th appearance on eBay for this car

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-Opel-manta-GTE/273056973558?hash=item3f9376c2f6:g:XKoAAOSwVLRaeK9T

 

 

Pretty sure a previous owner of this once attempted to sell me what was THE most fucked VW Sharan in the world EVER.

Wow I bet that is utterly fucked underneath. Odd looking thing; predates actual GTEs by about 4 years (and various details don’t match) so probably an SR or something that’s had the kit slapped on it. Thought it may be a super rare “mk1” GTE but they’re LHD only.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Look at this!

 

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down rated to 3.5 ton

which means that anything more than a packet of cheese & onion in the back is going to put it overweight and thus renders it utterly useless as a lorry, but it also means that anyone (not just old farts like me) can drive it on a car licence.  4-pot turbo diesel too so probably better on juice than my van.

 

Verdict:  MEGAWANT.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Cheap Pilot.

 

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Failed MOT on various and less than perfect body.

 

 

Reason(s) for failure

    Nearside Front position lamp(s) not working (1.1.A.3b)
    Registration plate lamp not working (1.1.C.1d)
    Nearside Rear position lamp(s) excessively damaged so that it is not visible from a reasonable distance (1.1.A.3d)
    Nearside Front Axle king pin has excessive play in pin and/or bush adversely affecting the steering (2.5.A.3a)
    Offside Front Axle king pin has excessive play in pin and/or bush adversely affecting the steering (2.5.A.3a)
    Nearside Front Leaf spring has excessive wear in an anchor pin and/or bush rear (2.4.B.2)
    Drivers seat insecure (6.2.A.1)
    passengers seat insecure rot on floor (6.2.A.1)
    Offside Front Vehicle structure has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings shock mounting (6.1.B.2)
    Nearside Front Vehicle structure has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings shock mounting (6.1.B.2)
    Nearside Front Vehicle structure has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings step (6.1.B.2)
    Nearside Vehicle structure has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings door pillar (6.1.B.2)
    Nearside Vehicle structure has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings outer sill (6.1.B.2)
    Nearside Vehicle structure has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings step (6.1.B.2)
    Offside Vehicle structure has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings door pillar (6.1.B.2)
    Offside Vehicle structure has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings outer sill (6.1.B.2)
    Offside Vehicle structure has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings inner sill (6.1.B.2)
    Offside Vehicle structure has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings seat mounting floor (6.1.B.2)
    Nearside Vehicle structure has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings seat mounting floor (6.1.B.2)
    Offside Rear Body has a sharp edge caused by corrosion wheel arch (6.1.C.1)

 

Yep, I think that counts as "less than perfect".

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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PS: when are Leboncoin going to pull their fugging heads out of their arses and allow more than 3 photos on an advert?  It's 2018 ffs, computers have more than 32MB of RAM these days.

 

Yeah, but not in .fr

You can thank God on knees that it isn't on Minitel.

Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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Seller doesn't quite get eBay it seems - the car is also up for £800/offers Classified Ad in a separate listing. The photos are different and a little better than the efforts in the above listing.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/wolseley-1-3-auto-project/273024929954?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49919%26meid%3D6b400648e373407a82c6084a38995138%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D273055198486%26itm%3D273024929954&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Look at this!

 

 

 

which means that anything more than a packet of cheese & onion in the back is going to put it overweight and thus renders it utterly useless as a lorry, but it also means that anyone (not just old farts like me) can drive it on a car licence.  4-pot turbo diesel too so probably better on juice than my van.

 

Verdict:  MEGAWANT.

 

 

By the time that's had black and white number plates fitted and is being driven by a 14 year old 'scrap metal business' owner with half a haircut, the weight's not going to matter. 

Alan_Green Rank: Renault 16

Alan_Green

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About £1,100. Air Con.  In Australia. Shipping is about £750. Then your other expenses on top.

 

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flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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Sent from my Redmi 4

 

I had to look that up

 

Because Luddite.

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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Really wanting to get one of these before they're all gone - this ones less than an hour from me too. Definitely going to keep an eye on it

 

My word where have they all gone!

 

SAXO VTS

2003: 6,297

2017: 361 taxed

 

There are three times as many on SORN than not.  Is the there an unobtanium part and they been squirreled away because broken future classic in the waiting

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Mr Laurence Rank: BL Wedge

Mr Laurence

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How nice does this look? Almost completely unmolested apart from a few small pieces and the wheels of a later car, which I think really suit it. 1997 makes it one of the earliest, too.

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/rare-mk1-citroen-saxo-vts/1285802491

 

 

As a side note, I think I've missed my chance to get one of these for cheap - that black one that was posted here yesterday is already at £520. For a Cat C Saxo with no service history that's been off the road for the last 4 years. Just seems crazy to me....

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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A PLAS by name, but not by quite by nature

( Because no PLAH )

 

nit driven

 

42,000 from new
Auto
Sunroof
Owned for 21 years
Leather interior
 

99p start no reserve, currently at a grand

 

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No PLAH :

 

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But could be retro-fitted from an Allegro.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Maestro-Vanden-Plus-42-000-miles-from-new/183049570661

 

Why am I looking at Maestros this week.  What's happening to me.

5speedracer Rank: Renault 16

5speedracer

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I had to look that up

 

Because Luddite.

Aah, in that case it's actually Redmi 4 Prime, about a year old. MIUI8 but waiting on MIUI9 coming along, Android 7 basically.

 

Sent from my Redmi 4 using Tapatalk

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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Oh Jayzerz, look at that steaming pile of shit.

https://www.ebay.co....od/152895401439

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Registered as a blue 1939 Austin with a 900cc engine. I am surprised he didn't mention MOT and tax exempt, only come May the heap of shit will be on a Q plate with no mot or tax exemption

 

Bidding is strong though

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