eBay tat volume 3.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

From now on all registrations need to be obscured with whats looks like a woman giving someone some satisfaction.

 

 

numberplate obfuscation a-whored

[320touring]

numberplate obfuscation a-whored

*claps*

 

Well played:)

[Junkman]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/2001-51-rover-75-club-auto-2.5l-v6/1263675911

 

Look:

 

 

 

Punchy 2.5 V6.

 

Full Junkman spec.

So, you might say, WBoD alert, you might say.

Well, I say, I looked at it long and thought hard.

I'm 52, not 75, so it's a pass.

[Snipes]

I'd bet that's a supremely comfortable place to spend a few (hundred) miles.

 

Oh folding rear seats! Wonder if it'll swallow a mountain bike?

[Junkman]

Well, I guess it's designed for the age group that operates mountain bikes despite one would think they'd know better at 75.

[cort16]

1600 quid etype shell. Ripe for 1600 pinto conversion

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-E-TYPE-V12-SERIES-3-BODYSHELL-/192312923257?hash=item2cc6be5479:g:oigAAOSwqF9Zw8uP

[Cavcraft]

I bet a front end crash on this would be interesting*

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VELOCETTE-LE-WITH-V5-BARGAIN-BRITISH-BIKE-RUNS-ACE-1295-OFFERS-PX-TRIALS/292275158438?hash=item440cf4fda6%3Ag%3Ak0YAAOSw8thZpzoQ

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-traffic-campervan-spares-or-repair/172895318219?hash=item28415d30cb%3Ag%3AuRkAAOSwkrlZxVne

 

 

'won't start now been folded diesel pump' 

 

 

 

'I would say it want take much to get back on road' 

 

​I would say bollocks

[Cavcraft]

Please remove gopping modern plates and chuck into the forest

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-1100-vanden-plas-princess/282674459883?hash=item41d0b5f4eb%3Ag%3AY%7E4AAOSw0UhZzp4t

[Cavcraft]

Does look like it's going to need 3xRange Rover's worth of welding, but £995 seems quite cheap for OSF tax? Bonus Acclaim in the back ground.

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk2-ford-consul-restoration-project-barn-find/152710843341?hash=item238e468bcd%3Ag%3A0rgAAOSwHpdZwmm%7E

[Cavcraft]

PRE 68 IS CUMIN M8

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Oxford-1967/222660960050?hash=item33d7a09f32%3Ag%3A3icAAOSwEsZZzYBY

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Marlin-kit-car-spares-or-repairs/122730978090?hash=item1c93561b2a%3Ag%3AkqsAAOSwpktZzpxD

[mercrocker]

I bet a front end crash on this would be interesting*

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VELOCETTE-LE-WITH-V5-BARGAIN-BRITISH-BIKE-RUNS-ACE-1295-OFFERS-PX-TRIALS/292275158438?hash=item440cf4fda6%3Ag%3Ak0YAAOSw8thZpzoQ

 

It's probably slow enough to get into that box before the actual impact, though....

[mercrocker]

PRE 68 IS CUMIN M8

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Oxford-1967/222660960050?hash=item33d7a09f32%3Ag%3A3icAAOSwEsZZzYBY

 

That's my old car.   Scrubbed up well, I see....

[egg]

If you could get close enough you'd see it is an early 1.3 popular (bonus). Winners only to apply.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201708318843183

 

[egg]

PERFECT WBOD. (If you don't mind getting an MOT done in December) £300.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201708037993739

 

 

[egg]

Would you like to be a poundland RobT?

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201709179392711

 

 

 

 

[egg]

Upgrade your Bluebird for £900.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201605194108237

 

[egg]

Minor that needs some welding for £1k. Put in your garage until April, and then drive it MOT free....

 

Or do it properly and 'Mercrocker' the underseal.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201709189402269

 

[tooSavvy]

*serious note*

 

.... what £££explosion is coming on 'doesn't need MOT' / 'buy a classic' / 'price can only go one way' .....

 

Funeral Chariots ???

 

 

TS

[cobblers]

Minor that needs some welding for £1k. Put in your garage until April, and then drive it MOT free....

 

Or do it properly and 'Mercrocker' the underseal.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201709189402269

 

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That's really lovely, but I would end up murdered to death by the mrs if she came back to find it parked outside.

[Junkman]

*serious note*

 

.... what £££explosion is coming on 'doesn't need MOT' / 'buy a classic' / 'price can only go one way' .....

 

Funeral Chariots ???

 

 

TS

 

Are those new Pound coins explosive?

I'm scared now, I have some in my pocket.

[wuvvum]

Have we had this yet?  (with apologies to Angrydicky for any unpleasant memories it might trigger)

 

[richardmorris]

I bet a front end crash on this would be interesting*

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VELOCETTE-LE-WITH-V5-BARGAIN-BRITISH-BIKE-RUNS-ACE-1295-OFFERS-PX-TRIALS/292275158438?hash=item440cf4fda6%3Ag%3Ak0YAAOSw8thZpzoQ

 

A 2cver friend has one of those. He's still alive, but slightly mad.

[Alexg]

PERFECT CHANCE TO BUY AN IDEAL INVESTMENT

 

TIMELESS CLASSIC WILL ONLY APPRECIATE FURTHER IN PRICE. GRAB A BARGAIN WHILST

ITS STILL AVAILABLE

 

MOST MAJOR BODYWORK HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201709179387903

 

WILL NEED SERVICING AND MOT

 

[Supernaut]

VOM

 

How appropriate.

[clayts450]

Cheap and rusty Almera for £200 in Sheffield with 40K on the clock

 

 

 

 

This is a little old ladies car

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/nissan-almera-sx-1600-auto-3-door-automatic/1268460635

[clayts450]

Lovely looking 214, assume giffer-owned with lo-mileage £500 Northwood, That There London

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-214si-5-door-42000-miles-only-1-owner-from-new-%C2%A3500./1268340283

[Supernaut]

I was looking at £500 cars because a mate of mine just had a terminal FTP in his RX-8, so I was winding him up by sending him utter shit.

 

However, I found this.

 

 

Same spec as mine. 2.5 Ghia X manual, but in quite a nice colour combo and it's a SALOON! Tiny bit more miles than mine, and a fair chunk less MOT. However, Mk3 Mondeos are still a hell of a lot of car for your money.

[Coprolalia]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/citroen-bx-1-6TXS-m-o-t-till-april-2018-rust-free/162684322948?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649