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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MINI-SHOW-CAR-SUPER-ORIGINAL-CONDITION-CAN-DELIVER-/322799135468?hash=item4b2853eaec:g:N~0AAOSwm3ZZso17

 

'SUPER ORIGINAL CONDITION'

 

​'Hello, is that Tristar Motors? Yeah, it's about the Mini I ordered, can I have some hideous chrome arches and hateful tosspot alloy wheels? Oh aye, paint the engine red and fit some charging points for a mobile phone THAT HASN'T EVEN FUCKING BEEN INVENTED YET, please.

 

​Said nobody ever,  in 1987.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Unlucky Alf from the Fast Show has a new career

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/trike-/232510002117?hash=item3622ad13c5:g:nJIAAOSwzJhZ0o4n

 

Basically, if you want two canoe trailers welded together and left in a pond for 48 years, you can't go wrong

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/A-TRIKE-DRIFTER-GO-CART-IN-FANTASTIC-CONDITION-WITH-FULL-SAFETY-GEAR-/263239667376?hash=item3d4a4e8eb0:g:ulIAAOSws-1Zjva-

 

'WITH FULL SAFETY GEAR' 

 

​Yes, yes indeed. Let's have a look at that safety gear, shall we?

 

 Couple of hooks to trap your kid's coats as they fall into an unguarded chain

 

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Computer chair with finger trap

 

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And to top it off you've made the front out of Dyno Rod fucking drain jet lances and a metal guard for 6 year old Tyler to break his face on.

 

 

'THIS WILL MAKE A PERFECT CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR SOMEONE'

 

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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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Look at this thing.

 

 

 

1961

 

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(by the way, he says this photo was taken in 2003)

 

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"Hey, Jim. My car's in the garage this week, can I borrow yours?"

 

 

"Sure, no problem! Oh, there's one thing you have to know about the fuel gauge. Basically,

 

The car is fitted with a small computer that switches the fuel tanks automatically through two solenoid valves in the boot; they can also be switched manually from the dash. Basically, when you re-fuel, you reset the computer. When tank 1 gets to 1 gal (approx) it will flash the light on tank 1 switch. When the level is at ½ gal it will switch to tank 2. When tank 2 gets to 1 gal (approx) the light on tank 2 switch will flash. That leaves you with 1 gallon (time to top up). The computer also controls the wiper delay. This is a one-off unit and cannot be replaced, but can be bypassed if required.

 

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"Okay, fuck it, I'll get the bus"

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1961-CLASSIC-MINI-CONVERSION-PROJECT/282678303549

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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The close® up front view of that Renault 5 make it look like it's just staggered back from the pub after 20 pints and several chasers.

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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That friggin trike looks unbelievable. I don't see how it can't suffer unmanageable body roll, like if you hold your arm out it'll tip over like Dolly Parton in a friggin Kayak. Unless the suspension is set so rock hard that it does nowt.

  • Junkman and oldcars
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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Imagine the bump steer on that trike it'll be ripping the wheel out your hand .

cros Rank: Renault 16

cros

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Item description

"For sale is a Bristol 405 2 door 1955.

 

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Seller has trouble with figures, buyers might also struggle with his zero feedback.

  • Junkman and Banger Kenny
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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Item description

"For sale is a Bristol 405 2 door 1955.

 

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Seller has trouble with figures, buyers might also struggle with his zero feedback.

 

 

Whatevs. I think it's the one featured in "An Education"

 

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and Bristol 405s are among the very few cars that are beyond a P6 V8.

  • Dick Cheeseburger, flat4alfa and alf892
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