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You should give this to me, I'm a genuine enthusiast down on his luck because my business partner has embezzled all my funds. 

 

I've sent that bloke a link to this auction and wished him all the best. 

 

That 605 will be great, but he'll have all manner of misery selling it at that price. It might get someone at £750. 

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It might get someone at £750. 

 

Yeah, me! Right time too.

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Look at this hilarious pile of wank:

 

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Wrong colour bumper off a newer Audi held in place with structural gaffer tape and the front of the bonnet lopped off to accomodate, hole cut in bonnet with an angle grinder above the airbox, interior made out of red oxide primer and sheet steel, half the rear bumper is missing, and to top it all off the rear doors have been shut up. 

With filler.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-a4-s4-replica-track-day-car-/382180046639?hash=item58fbb4b72f:g:f3oAAOSwvp5ZfGlb

 

What is that thing in the middle of the dashboard supposed to be?

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What is that thing in the middle of the dashboard supposed to be?

 

Power kill switch?

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One for Junkman just over the water and a right hooker so not very desirable to the French.

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1168453651.htm?ca=7_s

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Bonjour,

À vendre Renault 16 TS anglaise phases 1 modèle très rare.

C'est une sortie de grange elle n'a pas tourner depuis 37ans elle demande une restauration complète.

 

La caisse est plutôt saine pour son âge.

Elle n'est pas roulante bien évidemment. Par manque de financement je préfère qu'elle profite à quelqu'un de passionné.

Pour plus de renseignements n'hésitez pas à me contacter.

Faire OFFRE RAISONNABLE. j'étudierai vos propositions.

Possibilité d'échange seulement ANCIENNES RENAULT.

 

Says Google......

Hello,

For sale Renault 16 TS english phases 1 very rare model.

It is a barn outlet it has not turned for 37 years it requires a complete restoration.

 

The crate is rather healthy for its age.

It is not rolling of course. For lack of funding I prefer that it benefits someone passionate.

For more information, do not hesitate to contact me.

Make REASONABLE OFFER. I will study your proposals.

Possibility of exchange only ANCIENNES RENAULT.

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A barn outlet?  That's where they all come from!

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"Sortie de grange" is French for "OMGBARNFIND".  I think the 50€ price is because LBC forces you to put a price in - I doubt very much he'd sell it for that.

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Sorry to be off-topic - is there an obvious way to search Leboncoin? Whenever I've tried it, it's thrown up a regional map screen, whereby I have to select an area. It seems a proper swine to navigate?

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Have we had this yet? Dizzler auto 740 estate in Walesshire.

 

 

Needs less facelift.

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Sorry to be off-topic - is there an obvious way to search Leboncoin? Whenever I've tried it, it's thrown up a regional map screen, whereby I have to select an area. It seems a proper swine to navigate?

You do have to select an area initially, but then once you're in the search you can modify the location in the drop down list to "toute la France", which will give you results for the whole country.

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