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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cavalier-MK3-pre-production-/201999791061?hash=item2f082033d5:g:mDoAAOSwauJZefN-

 

'This Cavalier is the oldest surviving pre-production model' 

 

 

Pre-production? I've had two or three 'F' platers and that's news to me

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Didn't these have inferior recirculating ball steering rather than the sweet rack and pinion of the lowlier models?

 

Yes, and the majority of drivers who claim to notice a difference are lying.

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The bloke who used to run StreetSafari banger rallies back in the day had a Kia Pride done out in Martini livery as a promo vehicle. It was a great little thing!

 

I can't find any photos on the net sadly!

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I can't find any photos on the net sadly!

Nor me, i've just sent him a message tonsee if he's got any

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We may well have had this already, but I can't be arsed to go back through a week's worth of posts to check.

 

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Didn't these have inferior recirculating ball steering rather than the sweet rack and pinion of the lowlier models?

They did, doesn't really make it handle much worse though.

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Bmw 518 manual been in garage last few years runs and drives no mot needs 2 patches of welding on drivers sill and some paint £350


Chris Norris Cars under £500  on facebook
 
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Vauxhall Zafira 1.8 duel fuel petrol and gas manual, long mot 180k 7 seater drives sweet bodywork abit tatty £300

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I do not normally slag off Mercedes, as a self confessed three pointed star licker.....However, this is nasty......... GLWTS my friend.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/55reg-Mercedes-CLK220-cdi-Avantgarde-C63-AMG-coupe-Black-Series-replica-show-car-/172764370242?hash=item28398f1542:g:JoMAAOSwvjdZW2qn

 

 

 

FULL C63 AMG BLACK SERIES WIDE ARCH BODY KIT (£2400)19"AMG BLACK SERIES staggered alloys

 

Never mind the alloys mate, I am Staggered that you did this to a CLK C220 CDi..... LOL!

 

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'Pick up'

 

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'Painstakingly restored' 

 

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'featuring 100% original features of its retro 80s origins...' 

 

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I better get my doctor on the phone then, as I'm fucked if I remember Mitsubishi creating a pick-up out of several skate boards and a 1980's Ikea cupboard door.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mitsibushi-2-5-TD-L200-K24-Custom-pick-up-/122617912134?hash=item1c8c98db46:g:kRMAAOSwek1ZePUE

 

 

Verdict: absolutely and utterly hopeless.  0/1000, couldn't do worse.

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Someone on this scooter where the LOLZ are huge
A baby being sick next to Mo Stooge 

​Who cares what people say

​I'd rather play marbles on the motorway

 

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Airbrushed on drugs while wearing boxing gloves
During stinging golden showers

 

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Somewhere on this scoot
There is a star giving himself a tattoo

​I think it's Eminem,

could be Judge Rinder too
 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lambretta-GP175-In-Custom-Paint-Living-Colours-/182687389263?hash=item2a8904564f:g:2zIAAOSwsQVZeOJa

 

'tattoo themed murals by custom artist "Gatch"'
 

 

Probably needs to change his name to 'Snatch' as it looks a c**t of a job.

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