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FredTransit Rank: Lancia Gamma

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WTF?? :shock: What a waste of a good Cargo. He said it was a prison truck so hadnt had a hard life.

vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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You know when you see a transvestite who obviously looks like a man but is completely unaware of that fact? Yeah, that ^ is the automotive equivalent.

 

EDIT: This was in response to that black Transit thing... for some reason, I forget to add relevance. I am derp.

meggersdog Rank: Renault 16

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When Lorenzo stepped out of his nice warm van he put a pair of gloves on.Unfortunately he couldn't work the camera with these gloves on so got back in the van and decided it would be best to photograph the car he is trying to sell from inside the van.Then he could just drive around to the other side and do the same.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/hyundai-accen ... 3cce36c1a3

 

I had one of these last year and they are not bad at all.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Great use of boot space there,matey

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If you didn't already think this guy is mental then perhaps this will sway things

New Black Rear Window Louvre Brand New I Paid £190

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cortina- ... 2ec5808adc

 

 

This guy has spent upwards of £5000 if his 'shopping list' is to be believed, and for his money he's ended up with a shat-looking DIY paintjob cortina that will have to be trailered away as its not even fucking running, never mind roadworthy. How do these fucking chimps make it from one day to the next without dying of sheer thickness? I seriously have no idea.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Why does it need a 500 litre fuel tank anyway is he going to attempt to drive to Turkey on a single tank or is it because the webers are so badly setup it does 2mpg?

Doctormop Rank: BL Wedge

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Am Ithe only one that had never heard of a Nissan Tiida until tonight?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2009-Nissan-T ... 3cce1a913e

 

Goes off to wonder why you don't see more of them around these parts.

 

Edit, 2 seconds on wikipedia brings up mention of everybody's friend Arnold Clark; why am I not surprised I ask myself

gtd2000 Rank: Renault 16

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Am Ithe only one that had never heard of a Nissan Tiida until tonight?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2009-Nissan-T ... 3cce1a913e

 

Goes off to wonder why you don't see more of them around these parts.

 

Edit, 2 seconds on wikipedia brings up mention of everybody's friend Arnold Clark; why am I not surprised I ask myself

 

AKA Nissan Versa in other markets.

 

I've only ever seen one Tiida over in Ireland though.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Funny enough i only discovered the Tiida myself yesterday whilst on Autotrader, apparently their biggest competitor is the Nissan Note which is better in everyday, they still seem like value for money though, they remind me of the Nissan Stanza for some reason.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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The Tiida's not an official Nissan UK model. I image Nissan UK hate seeing them on the roads given the money they're spending on building an image for the Juke and Qashqai whenthe Tiida looks like un upturned Fridge.

It was imported from Ireland in huge numbers by a Mr A Clarke of Scotchland. I think when he was selling them new up here they where sub 10 grand and came with a good spec so slotted right into the old giffer/give me a blue one white good customer market KIA and Hyundai used to sell into. Needless to say there's hundreds of them on the roads up here. They're total shite but dependably enough I think although they look like they've been designed using a broken ruler with the vague memory of a Russian prison block as inspiration.

morris_ital_lover Rank: Citroen Ami

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A mates Dad has one, when I asked him what it was like he just replied it was a car.... it does nothing fancy, doesn't look fancy but should last a fair while and it'll get you from A to B. I bet in 15 years time we'll be drooling over these boring Nissans... :wink:

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

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It's like a mobile boot sale. Or one of Jimmy Saville's motors.

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