eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

I typed in 'bloated minge holder' and instead of the Citroen Picasso I expected...

[Doctormop]

A narrow escape by the sound of it, the thoughts of a Citroen Picasso in matching bra and briefs is giving me the fear!!

[John F]

I typed in 'bloated minge holder' and instead of the Citroen Picasso I expected...

 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Some internet drama in her feedback:

 

great seller for perverts ___________________ kevpervert (305)

 

• [*:2ejvjhif]Reply by hollysteffanie2012
  bitter feedback left by buyers ex girl friend and not left by the buyer.

 

[morris_ital_lover]

It gets better, here's the username history of the artist known as "kevpervert"....

User ID Effective Date End Date

kevpervert 25-Dec-12 Present

spidy_kev 09-Jan-06 25-Dec-12

 

Clearly someone fucked up the Christmas presents.

[Des]

I suspect that's a bloke in the spotty pants, with the old tackle pulled back and up the butt crack, Buffalo Bill style, I've tried it myself in front of a bathroom mirror, miserable gits at Homebase weren't happy.

[Albert Ross]

Two little known facts about me:

 

1, My Penis is exactly twice the length of an Ikea pencil.

2, I am banned from Ikea.

[cort16]

This Vitesse over on RR looks well fit for £550.

 

http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=FSW&action=display&thread=143885

[Alexg]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/WOLSELEY-HORN ... 35c39f0e2f

[willswitchengage]

 

Super rare phase one with MOT, sadly information economical and in Northern Ireland

[cort16]

Rough looking but cheap S280 with a years test for £695. I've toyed with getting one of these before but I recon they'll be a right wallowy old barge if my previous Merc owner ship experience is anything to go by.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-MERCEDES-280-SE-AUTO-BLUE-12MONTHS-MOT-/251214446532?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a7d8c3fc4

 

 

There's loads of these Range Rovers about but this colourand interior combo is a massive winner in my book.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-G-LandRover-RangeRover-3-9V8-LPG-Auto-classic-/380520295384?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item5898c6ebd8

[dollywobbler]

Cor. That Rangie is delightful.

[Negative Creep]

Rough looking but cheap S280 with a years test for £695. I've toyed with getting one of these before but I recon they'll be a right wallowy old barge if my previous Merc owner ship experience is anything to go by.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-MERCEDES-280-SE-AUTO-BLUE-12MONTHS-MOT-/251214446532?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a7d8c3fc4

 

 

Seems our former Prime Minister has fallen or hard times..........

[worldofceri]

I'd already forgotten he was Prime Minister. Seems so unlikely, like something you dreamed.

[cort16]

That Range Rover makes me want to sell all my stuff to buy it.

[flat4alfa]

 

one of the best Vauxhalls ever made

[flat4alfa]

The Autoshite Croma appears to be off to pastures new

 

 

[Betaboy2.0]

Well spotted. Yes, sadly Chesney the mighty Croma needs to (very reluctantly) find a new home. After a year of completely trouble free and enjoyable motoring, now with a new MOT and just serviced, I have to find something I can put a towbar on to use to move various Lancias. I'd far rather be mothballing him and keeping him for the future, but with now 4 Gamma saloons, 5 Beta saloons, a XJ-S a Boxster a Brava and a Metro here, space is somewhat at a premium, and something has to give.

 

Breaks my heart...... as a more faithful and reliable friend for the last 11k miles would be hard to find.

[willswitchengage]

 

What a lovely old example, D reg with the Land Rover engine

[Negative Creep]

 

one of the best Vauxhalls ever made

 

 

I'd buy that just for the seats

[sporty-shite]

Trouble is coming

 

[Cavcraft]

Snowy, snowy night

paint your spac chariot beige and brown

Look out on a shit Welsh town

With eyes that know the tight arsehole

Must be keeping roofbars still

diesel leaks and oil spills

Catch the bus it's cheaper still

than the fugliest spaz mobile in this sceptic land

For they could not love you, Nissan

Doubtless no fucker ever will

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Vanett ... 3a7daea613

 

'Sunflowers by Nissan Van, Scoff''

[Cavcraft]

Absolutely no use at all to me but I'd flipping love this

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AEC-MILITANT- ... 35c3a4785e

 

'CRANE NEEDS PIPING UP'

 

Don't we all, mate.

[sporty-shite]

Fit, but you know it

 

[Cavcraft]

Is there a fetish for people who get off on cartoons?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-Bandit ... 1c2f739333

 

'spent many hours on the art work'

 

Yeah, we'd noticed. Try Kleenex next time.

[michael1703]

Absolutely no use at all to me but I'd flipping love this

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AEC-MILITANT- ... 35c3a4785e

 

'CRANE NEEDS PIPING UP'

 

Don't we all, mate.

 

 

IVE GOT THE HORN FOR THIS!

[Guest]

That airbrushed Bandit (a motorcycle for unbelievers) "get ready for the bike season" - cunt.

They work all year or are they now like ducks, deer and other such seasonal animals?

[Negative Creep]

That airbrushed Bandit (a motorcycle for unbelievers) "get ready for the bike season" - cunt.

They work all year or are they now like ducks, deer and other such seasonal animals?

 

I believe that particular breed of biker is only seen in the summer months, usually at weekends. They can be easily recognised by the cloud of indignation that emanates after a car driver doesn't spot them doing a 90mph undertake. The fairly common Greater Twat genus can be recognised by illegible numberplates and coloured headlight bulbs.

[flat4alfa]

laid it up in 1974

 

one lady owner car thats only got 13954 miles on the clock

 

Classified ad price: £2,300

[flat4alfa]

 

EX council van