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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Good afternoon, Idiot & Associates, how may one help?

 

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'Word up, B-hatch, it's Nuneaton's premier MILF magnet here. Can you still do anything requested?

 

 

YOUR DREAM MADE EXTREME

 

'Ok, can I have Katie Melua just after her lobotomy?'

 

​Certainly sir. Pre or post wonky tit operation?

 

'Pre, please. Oh, but also make it look like her legs were bitten off by a shark and she's been sliding down a toboggan course on her knee stumps'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kawasaki-VN1500-Trike-/322498709864?hash=item4b166bc968:g:iiQAAOSwcgNZBG~I

 

 

'Genuine reason for sale ... I'm in the Midlands and yes I want another boat'

 

 

​Genuine reason for me not buying it: I'm in Cheshire and yes I want another set of eyes now.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum!

 

What, FFS?

 

Rex has shit on the carpet again!

 

'BAD DOG! Sick of telling you about this, right, you know the punishment. Come on, outside NOW...'

 

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'Look at it'

 

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'REX! Look at the bike, you little bastard'

 

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'Won't tell you again'

 

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'Going to phone Battersea, Rex...'

 

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'Hello, is that the Pot Noodle factory? It is? Oh good, I've got some meat for you' 

 

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'Sold as seen due to the nature of this kind of bike.'

 

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.http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-c90-custom-project-/252906768257?hash=item3ae26b0781:g:aS4AAOSwrhBZBMPf

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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I'd just like to make it absolutely clear, I'm clicking Like for Billy's legendary captions and not for the hopeless heaps of tin.

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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I can't, but somebody really should. Please. Happy to put you in touch with the bloke

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I knew a builder called Jakov once. A very top bloke. I am in general a big fan of persons from Poland. Most of them anyway.

 

Having said that: Gumtree.

rantingYoof Rank: Lancia Gamma

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I'm quite certain cavcraft's captions could reasonably be compiled and sold as a collection for considerably more than the items being captioned.

 

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I can't, but somebody really should. Please. Happy to put you in touch with the bloke

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We NEED that beige BX on here.  Doubly so if it's a perfectly viable car that's about to be fragged, which is how I read the ad.

 

My hands are currently full (see sig for why) but I'd go a long way to supporting a crowdfund if someone else has time and space to collect and care for it.  @JohnK? @Six-cylinder? @320touring?

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We NEED that beige BX on here.  Doubly so if it's a perfectly viable car that's about to be fragged, which is how I read the ad.

 

My hands are currently full (see sig for why) but I'd go a long way to supporting a crowdfund if someone else has time and space to collect and care for it.  @JohnK? @Six-cylinder? @320touring?

 

I will donate to a mobfunding effort.  Applying the conditions imposed by one member of the SierrabASe Syndicate:  "just don't bring it to me house".

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somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

somewhatfoolish

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We NEED that beige BX on here.  Doubly so if it's a perfectly viable car that's about to be fragged, which is how I read the ad.

 

My hands are currently full (see sig for why) but I'd go a long way to supporting a crowdfund if someone else has time and space to collect and care for it.  @JohnK? @Six-cylinder? @320touring?

 

I will donate to a mobfunding effort.  Applying the conditions imposed by one member of the SierrabASe Syndicate:  "just don't bring it to me house".

I'd lob some into a shitesourcing effort, this shonky french chod needs preserved for its bASeness rather than ending its days as Wilkinson Sword. Plus it's biege.
 
 

Everything, but that wouldn't matter; perhaps this could do instead of an Armstrong Siddeley? :D

 

Barn find

 

Was this barn located on the lost continent of Atlantis?

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World's.  Best.  Indicators.  Ever.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mercedes-recovery-truck-/122470013242?hash=item1c83c8193a:g:GZcAAOSwX61ZBI0r

 

 

'LAST OWNER HAD IT FOR 15 YEARS AND TRAVELLED LENGTH AND BREADTH OF THE COUNTRY IN IT'

 

 

​That probably explains the 15 years then

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Mama's got a squeeze box
She keeps on the grass
And when daddy comes home
He's a pain in the arse

 

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'Cause she's campin alright
inthis pile of shite
Mama's got a squeeze box
how the fuck do you sleep in this at night?

 

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