eBay tat volume 3.

[michael1703]

If anyone wants anything looking at from him it's only 10 mins from me

quote name="michael1703" post="1161338" timestamp="1486505440"]eBay seller with cool stuffhttp://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/vintageandretropaul/m.html?item=162354980542&hash=item25cd1c66be%3Ag%3Ad08AAOSwopRYdrQ1&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2562

Mk1 transit

Mk1 cav

Renault 11

Renault 15

Chevette

Old bikes

 

All of it

[michael1703]

Mildly pogweaseled Nippa (or is it supposed to be that colour?). Pov spec even by Perodua standards.

 

Bonus points for a slurper called "clugston"

[M'coli]

If they ever give awards out for old flannel/talking bollocks, the seller of this will knock 'The Doctor' off his perch with one fell swoop

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1962-VOLKSWAGEN-TRANSPORTER-/182447560820?hash=item2a7ab8d874:g:CuQAAOSwo4pYHOBa

 

 

Absolute and utter dog wank.

 

Please do paint...

[Asimo]

On the subject of VAG shite, here's a b**n f**d Mk1 Pisshat (which may in fact be a Santana).  Cheap at the minute.

 

Mk2 Passat saloons were always Santanas ISTR. All with the 2l 5cyl for the UK. Shame about the Happy Shopper roof hole but it's a good colour. But what a useless listing.

[M'coli]

On the subject of VAG shite, here's a b**n f**d Mk2 Pisshat (which may in fact be a Santana). Cheap at the minute.

 

EFA. Edit: beaten to it!

[Supernaut]

Is that Dub gibberish for "World War One Railway Gun crudely nailed on back"?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-GOLF-MK2-GTI-1991-3DR-TORNADO-RED-1-8-8V/112291509020?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3D8b1b31cfb9654a368c6d162e6a85f2f6%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D182447560820

 

 

 

 

I thought Powerflow and Magnex were two separate exhaust manufacturers.

[Longblackcoat]

I thought Powerflow and Magnex were two separate exhaust manufacturers.

 

Perhaps he has different ones for each day of the week? Maybe keeps the Magnex for 'special' weekends of shiny pipestroking?

[Bianconeri]

Perhaps he has different ones for each day of the week? Maybe keeps the Magnex for 'special' weekends of shiny pipestroking?

 

It's a length of rusty drainpipe blu-tacked to the floor pan.

[flat4alfa]

I'd roll around in this Fiat Tipo soft top no bother.

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C792671

 

Punto you mean

[flat4alfa]

This looks like a punt and a half. There could be something spesh in there or a dust pan and brush job.

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mitsubishi-GLX-Galant-i-think-1982-Barn-garage-find-/262841657356?hash=item3d3295680c:g:nbIAAOSwTglYmfq1

 

Isn't that a Lancer not a Galant

[cort16]

No I meant Tipo even if I was wrong.

[Ditchfinder General]

Jesus wept.

 

 

 

 

 

Limited Addition

 

 

[Ditchfinder General]

Gr8 photo skillz, it appears this pic was taken from the back seat of another car.

 

[Ditchfinder General]

[Ditchfinder General]

Crusty Cav.

 

£395 BIN.

 

[NorfolkNWeigh]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-Chevy-Impala-Caprice-Supernatural-Chevrolet-Muscle-Car-Caprice-/302198098986?hash=item465c690c2a:g:MCUAAOSwt5hYfPY~

 

fancy yourself as Dean Winchester? maybe you would rather be Sam instead?

 

in that case, you will need some wheels.

 

£25k, but if i had the cash, i certainly would.

 

33 years ago, my then 17 year old girlfriend was given £300 to buy a car to learn to drive in, by her Grandma.

Obviously with my expert influence she bought a black 1967 Impala Hardtop with a 283 bellowing like a big block through Cherry Bombs. We both worked in Central London and the summer of '85 was ( in my rose tinted memory) non-stop cruising around in the sunshine - all the windows down and 4 across both benches, partying ,drinking, sh...., well you get the picture. There's a badly deteriorating Polaroid of the Impala with L plates on somewhere , if I can bear to expose my mullet and cap t-shirt, I'll dig it out.

Anyway, it's her 50th next month. Do you think a £25k re-mortgage is sensible in the current economic climate?

[Ditchfinder General]

 

 

 

any scratches or dents were repaired at the time of its mot

 

So why have you then decided to park it in a bush?

[Cavcraft]

£100,  North Wales

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-309-1-4-Zest-Ideal-Classic-Car-Project-/192099428127?hash=item2cba04a71f:g:B50AAOSwnHZYg4cH

 

 

It's a 1.4 petrol

 

 

The MOT is due for renewal on 28/01/2017 and it is being sold having failed for 2 reasons as follows:

1) The rear subframe needs welding and bushes need replacing.

2) The exhaust emissions are excessive.

 

I bloody hate these things, they could scrap every last one afaIc.

[Ghosty]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-ZX-1-9-TD-Estate-NO-MOT/302216312437?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3De93383c40b2741e183e781d79ab99bf4%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D172518187500

 

 

Could be alright?

 

 

It has been a reliable vehicle over the years and reason for sale is due to a failed MOT on the following:

 

• Fuel pump leak
• Minor welding 

 

 

•  

 

• Reason(s) for failure
  
  Fuel system component leaking Pump (7.2.3)

  nearside front Suspension spring mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded Wheel arch (2.4.A.3)

  offside front Suspension spring mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded Wheel arch (2.4.A.3)

  nearside front Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded Sill (5.2.6)

  Speedometer cannot be illuminated. (6.7.3)

 

Hmmm..

[Ghosty]

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201702062053657

[Ghosty]

Or if coupes aren't your thing:

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201607165898164

[puddlethumper]

Or if coupes aren't your thing:

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201607165898164

71 miles from SK 15 ?  WTF.  Or am I missing something. Probably

[Mr Laurence]

Wobtastic looking mini for £1000 - it's got a few months ticket, and is worth far more than that just as parts

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-mini/1215242231

 

[4wheeledstool]

Now this is a proper automotive shitstick!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-15-gtl-1976-project-spares-or-repairs-/162374879489?hash=item25ce4c0901:g:SwoAAOSw44BYjPcp

 

I want it, but alas, have no room.

[Mr Laurence]

Cheap, but mildly Barried 205 (I kinda like it though if I'm honest) also comes with a spare XUD turbo, which I know there's plenty of love for on here

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/peugeot-205-for-sale-with-mot/1215102341

 

[garethj]

Forget about using a clay bar, this only needs clay hair wax to spruce it up

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/172517136600

 

[cort16]

Fucking hell that suede wrap is dreadful . At least you can remove it.

[Zantimisfit]

It used to mildly irritate me when people put those 'traditional' Rover grilles on series 1 800s, but this just looks utter shit.....which is a pity as it otherwise it seems pretty smart (which it should be for the price!)

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Rover-Metro-1-4i-GTi-16v-/112266708625?hash=item1a239e0691:g:NpQAAOSwGYVW~YuE

 

 

 

[Zantimisfit]

Thats more like it

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-ROVER-METRO-C-RED-low-mileage-1-owner-MUST-GO-Make-an-offer-/132084527408?hash=item1ec0d9f130:g:yf4AAOSwt5hYbN65

 

 

 

[Zantimisfit]

...or there's this. The seller believes it may be a one off, so it would be a real shame if this didn't go to a loving home, obviously.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MOKE-METRO-BASED-RARE-maybe-one-off-as-i-can-not-find-another-/122339632823?hash=item1c7c02a6b7:g:iQEAAOSwo4pYk6RR

 

 

...it would be really sad if something happened to it, maybe involving a cliff