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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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It's actually physically and morally impossible not to like this. If my lottery numbers came up I'd bid this stupid to make sure I won it. As it stands I'll just bid on it anyway because YOLO or something.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1968-ATKINSON-MK1-TRACTOR-UNIT-VINTAGE-CLASSIC-GARDNER-150-DAVID-BROWN-PROJECT-/191977773892?hash=item2cb2c45b44:g:QB8AAOSw4shX5C6x

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-RETRO-FORD-AEROSTAR-DAYVAN-3-0-L-AUTO-7-SEATER-/262637821762?hash=item3d266f1f42:g:OeIAAOSw-itXsaED

 

 

'Drew Bell

Blue Bell Inn'
 
{Must remember to ring}
Drew Bell, in the Blue Bell
 
{Don't forget}
Droop Jell Blue Smell
 
{ring ring}
'Hello, I'm after Hugh Smell with the blue bell end' AH FFS.
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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Get a load of this berk 

 

Great opportunity  to buy a Unique Car

One-Off Paintwork design

Unique One-off Paintwork

Full custom exhaust system costing over £500
You must bid on this, won't be another like it!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLKSWAGEN-GOLF-GTI-115-BHP-Unique-One-off-Paintwork-Very-Long-MOT-Excellent-/391570345866

 

2 black stripes FFS!!

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Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-B-Reg-Opel-Manta-1-8s-Berlinetta-Coupe-Classic-Car-Restoration-Project/122134214340?_trksid=p2141725.c100338.m3726&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20150313114020%26meid%3Dbb5a05095801484e869eee03d5310c9d%26pid%3D100338%26rk%3D7%26rkt%3D10%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D262635844610

 

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-RETRO-FORD-AEROSTAR-DAYVAN-3-0-L-AUTO-7-SEATER-/262637821762?hash=item3d266f1f42:g:OeIAAOSw-itXsaED

 

 

'Drew Bell

Blue Bell Inn'
 
{Must remember to ring}
Drew Bell, in the Blue Bell
 
{Don't forget}
Droop Jell Blue Smell
 
{ring ring}
'Hello, I'm after Hugh Smell with the blue bell end' AH FFS.

 

 

My sister over in the colonies and her hubby and offsprings had one of these in pretty much the same hanging spec. They are so filthy rich that they live in a hood with posh mansions surrounded by such shite. They always praised it for its ride and that it never breaks down. Used it for quite some extensive holidays all the way to Amish Country and they even drove it to Alaska once to watch the polar bears.

In the end they traded it in for a used Hyundai Santa Fe Soccer Mom Edition, not because it was technically borked, but because my sister thought it's a smart move.

Since then they hate that hateful Korean rubbish with a passion and miss the good old Aerostar.

So I emailed her the link.

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mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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Musso Sport - in a fetching metallic green too!

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ssangyong/swap-ssangyong-musso-sport-ford-mitsubishi-toyota-/1189305938

 

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And a 3.2 petrol-engined Musso for £550.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ssangyong/3.2-mercedes-engine-4x4-6-months-mot-ssangyong-not-isuzu-shogun-vitara-land-rover-l200-/1187903868

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Those Picasso seats look like big bowls of caramel in a sweet factory. 

Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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RV8 powered Saph anyone?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-SIERRA-3-5-V8-TRACK-CAR-POWER-SLIDE-GRASS-TRACK/322268077598?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D39272%26meid%3D79eb076a7711439e99feec11a4002f0f%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D4%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D282184236999

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JeeExEll Rank: Lancia Gamma

JeeExEll

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Vauxshite PA Cresta alert . . . Vauxshite PA Cresta alert . . . Vauxshite PA Cresta alert . . .

SiC Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

SiC

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Those Picasso seats look like big bowls of caramel in a sweet factory.

Being a Picasso, that's generally what's stuck on/ingrained into them. Perfect idea Citroen!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This looks good for the loot. 2.2 petrol JTS too so just traditional engine failure to worry about not turbos and dpf's.

 

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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201608247093281

 

Ha, was weighing that up (as opposed to 'in' in two weeks time) earlier. Their T&Cs threw me a bit. 

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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Hnnnnnnn! Hnnnnn! I think I may just have had an accident - beige series-3 twin-carb Allegro with an MOT until next July...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-allegro-3-1-5hl/302078223650?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D38661%26meid%3D51310b824bdc4e87ae336a5d7ee37780%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D4%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D282182359437

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Ha, was weighing that up (as opposed to 'in' in two weeks time) earlier. Their T&Cs threw me a bit. 

 

So was I! I'm sure it was £1295 when I was looking at it last night.

Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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Just how do you make Beef Skin into incontinance-mattress Vinyl?post-17481-0-83820400-1474623206_thumb.jpg

 

 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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What a shame the end result of this is almost certainly going to be some hideous fucking balloon arches and stupid wheels/stickers, or being ringed into a 'genuine' RS2000 or something

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-MK2-ESCORT-2-DOOR-LHD-RACE-RALLY-TRACK-DAY-PROJECT-RWD-DRIFT-BARN-FIND-/282189520533?hash=item41b3ce5e95:g:Ui4AAOSwMtxXuXsf

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Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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Be like DW but with no orange bits.post-17481-0-88589700-1474624011_thumb.jpg

 

  www.gumtree.com/p/honda/honda-s-mx-lowdown/1184714891

 

 

Slartibartfast Rank: Citroen Ami

Slartibartfast

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Includes bonus footage of a bald man frozen in time and wierd proportions on the rear quarter.

 

His rear quarter looks fairly normal to me. I'm not an expert, mind.

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