eBay tat volume 3.

[R9UKE]

This is just superb.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/150950762432? ... 1423.l2648

[Spiny Norman]

Turbo ZX Bluebird.

 

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cortina- ... 232580a54a

 

Cor! 1 owner from new 2000E

[Felly Magic]

Cor! 1 owner from new 2000E

 

Trigger needs a new pair of kex now LOL

[Joseph]

LOVING the Volvo 360 above.

 

Here's some more nice tat:

 

 

£400 buys it. Allegedly a non-runner.

[Joseph]

...And this is described as a 'great car' in the ad. I'm sure it is...

 

[cort16]

£250 v6 ZT Mega-barg

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/mg-zt/1003698226

[R9UKE]

Frig! Cort you're banned if you don't buy it.

[trigger]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... 1003700612

 

Smokey old Pug for £1250

[Pillock]

MG needs MoT though.... seller describes it as "not hard". Pillock suggests "do it yourself then if you're so sure".

Still that's a lot of car for £250!

[trigger]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... tem-full-2

 

£425 for a Jag X300 3.6!

[ashmicro]

To be fair, that's about the right money for one of those XJs (3.2)

[worldofceri]

That's bloody ace.

Just been looking at this...... extraordinary!

 

My favourite bit is this:

 

...the rear splitter is a riley elf bonnet.

[R9UKE]

Ash your avatar just reminded me that a MAESTRO passed me the other day towing a trailer. Black and on an N plate. When was the last time you saw one of those on this side of the water!?

[ashmicro]

Can't remember the last time I saw a car, but a local "builder" has an ex-BT van. Eric the Pissed, as he is known.

[Joseph]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-VAUXHALL ... 2ec37eefd2

 

"Car for £0..."

[willswitchengage]

 

The Ford underSexed-MAX of its day. Taxed and tested, 99p!

[Joseph]

I want that Espace. I'm twenty years old, no weans, but still want that Espace...

[ashmicro]

[R9UKE]

I want that Espace. I'm twenty years old, no weans, but still want that Espace...

 

Snap. Except I'm 21.

[willswitchengage]

This listing was ended by the seller because the item is no longer available.

 

Less than 12 hours that 'spaz was on auction for!

[michael1703]

HOW MUCH?!

 

£3900 ffs!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-1962-Split ... 0758201264

[cort16]

R9UKE you have to be quick to catch that kind of motor around here but even then I've got no-where to put it.

 

Check out this 105bhp lump of 8v throbbing 4 cylinder action. This engine wouldn't be brisk in sit on lawn mower so I quite fancy handing over the money just to see what it's like.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-518-I-SE-CCS-MOTORS-/261132410614?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cccb45ef6

[Joseph]

Engine in the e34 doesn't even need to run. These Beemers are so beautiful that I'd buy one, even just to park it up and admire it.

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-VAUXHALL ... 2ec37eefd2

 

"Car for £0..."

 

This has all the appeal of a fifteenth hand white dog turd, but they're actually not a bad old bus really and I'd imagine the V6 goes pretty well too. It's the kind of car you'd have to buy to run into the ground as nobody would ever want to purchase it off you.

[Spiny Norman]

I posted that VW bus on the '999' forum the other day, he's just reduced it from £5k...

[Joseph]

http://i1223.photobucket.com/albums/dd508/kseries16v/shipman.jpg

 

PMSL!!!

[Micrashed]

When someone invents a time machine Im off back to 1984, and after I have given Anneka Rice a good seeing too I am going to hoover up all those rusty Type 2's and Mk 2 Escrotes from the scrappys, stash them in a warehouse and when I get back to 2012 retire on the proceeds.

[Cavcraft]

If you were more pissed than me (and good luck with that one right now) you may be able to spot the celebrity. I've got Jimmy Savile bottom left, Toyah Wilcox top left, fuck know the others and on the other side is the bloke off the Go Compare advert with some other non-entities.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2007-Custom-A ... 20cdbb7f4c

[Spiny Norman]

Well, while I'm looking at the couple of bargainous VWs I posted on the 999 forum, there's also this...

 

 

I used to quite like Beetles, but I really don't think I could be arsed with the total dipshits you'd have to deal with to own one now.