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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-Series-2a-for-spares-or-brave-resto-/152043422478?hash=item23667e830e:g:-4kAAOSwGYVXBCJ1

 

 

'It has a 2.8 litre diesel perkins engine....the registered owner has since died'

 

...OF BOREDOM TRYING TO GET IT TO DO 30MPH?

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Q: Anything at all?

 

A: Yes, anything.

 

Q: OK, I want two lapwing chicks peeping out of a hole in the passenger side and two huge clysters filled with screenwash on the driver's side.

     On the bonnet, I would like to have an oak spider swimming in barf and on the bootlid, I want a beige bicycle helmet with legs and tail.

 

A: Not a problem...

 

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It does look stupid, but the level of workmanship is impressive

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Urko Rank: Renault 16

Urko

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You mean apart from doing a copy and paste of the entire Wikipedia entry for the Metro?

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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Oh FFS, what a complete tool. He's just lifted the entire text from Wikipedia, what looks like 1500 words, and capped it off with just two lines of mostly useless info about the offered vehicle. He's done the same with a Jensen Interceptor too. How do these people get through life?

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Urko Rank: Renault 16

Urko

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It does look stupid, but the level of workmanship is impressive

It's giving me ideas about a paint job for my puma after the arches and sills are patched

320touring Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

320touring

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A cheap tdi volvo with not much needed for an MOT

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1996-n-volvo-850-25-se-tdi-5d-138-bhp-guaranteed-finance/1163277007

 

Test date15 March 2016 Test ResultFail Odometer reading322,105 miles MOT test number7590 1999 6801 Reason(s) for failure

Registration plate lamp not working (1.1.C.1d)

registration plate deteriorated (6.3.1d)

engine mounting deteriorated resulting in excessive movement (6.1.D.1a)

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Is this the one which was parked on a drive on the Sealand Road for years Billy? I call bullshit on your garage find claims seller!!

Could well be, I forgot about that. They had three or four Minis on their drive and thankfully I think they were all standard.

oldcars Rank: Lancia Gamma

oldcars

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Ideal roof and plate for everyone's favourate fried chicken drive thru.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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What a crock of old bollocks. Does anyone buy into all that old flannel? I hope not.

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Urko Rank: Renault 16

Urko

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What a crock of old bollocks. Does anyone buy into all that old flannel? I hope not.

Well if they're too dim to realise he nicked it from elsewhere (the text not the motor), and have time and inclination to read it all then don't want to stab him, then they deserve ech other.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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This thing has been on eBay for almost as long as I can remember.  I think the price has come down by about a tenner over the course of the last year or so.

 

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