eBay tat volume 3.

[Spiny Norman]

More kit car kwality.

 

[flat4alfa]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-FORD-CORTINA-GL-GOLD-/170929984727?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27cc3894d7

 

The BIN of £800 is pretty good for a tidy Mk5 these days, I'd like to know where you can get this really cheap road tax from though.

 

Stone me, he's just changed the price to £3500!!! One for the bargains thread now!

It's bounced back to

 

wait for it

 

£995

[explosive-cabbage]

Now this really is shit.

 

Not only that, one picture, rubbish description, 21 bids, £1720 and 5 hours to go. Some people really are mad. They will buy it on a whim tonight when slightly drunk, get it home, and it will never move off the driveway.

 

Best of luck with your life.

 

Twazzock

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MINI-PICK-UP-BIG-FOOT-SUZUKI-WINTER-PROJECT-EARNER-/271081260641?_trksid=p2992.m2067&_trkparms=aid%3D555001%26algo%3DPW.CURRENT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D23%26meid%3D2970770438874965690%26pid%3D100028%26prg%3D1009%26rk%3D1%26sd%3D160724737779%26

[explosive-cabbage]

Mr_Bo11ox wrote:

OLGA'S EQUALLY HOT SISTER

 

Bollocks, Mr Bollocks.

 

 

Steer clear! It's ugly!

[worldofceri]

Looking for a Ford Galaxy Sir? Then step this way:

 

This one has lots of MOT and even some tax included. There's a slight engine problem, some bodywork issues - it's a cat. D - lots of little bits are broken and it needs various service parts and tyres.

 

Wait! Sir, don't leave just yet, here's Lord Alan Sugar's younger, uglier, much less successful younger brother to tell you more: A word of warning though, he DOES NOT do punctuation.

 

[meggersdog]

today's winning listing is.....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Car-/11096498 ... 19d6075b7b

[shedvan]

It looks like the advert was posted from a mobile but even so that Renault is a lazy effort

[trigger]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C341698

 

only selling bacause family pushing for me to upgrade to modern car.

 

Sack off the family I say.

[meggersdog]

this looks good

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Talbot-Samba- ... 20cca6a22b

The car was garaged in 1994 and only pulled out a couple of months ago.

great, sounds good

The rust has started to set in in a few places, sills, left a pillar, left rear inner wing, a couple of bits in boot, inner rear panel, outer rear panel, right headlamp panel, left front wing, right front arch, there are a couple of spots on rear arches, some spots on roof and boot lid and a couple of small bubbels on bonnet.

woah there, don't slam the tailgate too hard.

I took this car in as a part ex with the intention of restoring it my self but due to lack of time and somewhere to do it, she needs to go.

what you really mean is "fark me,look at the rot.This thing's going on ebay"

[meggersdog]

Business seller must try harder

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Talbot-Alpine ... 1c2c556326

[cort16]

This make a Bedford Bambi look opulent

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/suzuki-1-bed-camper-van/110644211

[meggersdog]

I'm making time

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NISSAN-MITSUO ... 5897536ca4

[cort16]

This looks quite cool.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/honda-camper-van-one-off-unique-must-see/112589579

 

Unlike this

 

I hate to break it to you mate but it's not a camper it's an old Escort builders van with a couple of sheets of plywood screwed into it.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2001-ford-escort-camper-full-mot-6-months-tax/1001968418#gallery-item-full-2

[anonymous user]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/leyland-fg-tr ... 23244a6f26

[Cavcraft]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C341698

 

only selling bacause family pushing for me to upgrade to modern car.

 

Sack off the family I say.

 

 

SHAT AP! If you squint a bit that kid looks like a 'pre-fat' Roly from Grange Hill.

[worldofceri]

only selling bacause family pushing for me to downgrade to modern car.

 

EFA.

[meggersdog]

oh dear

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Sierra-X ... 3ccbd04bef

5 ltr of Ford Diamod White included in the sale

just roller it on ready for the oval

[Rod/b]

Surely that Escort Van "camper" is only for sale as the first time the seller used it, he sat up in bed, brained himself, and instantly sacked it off as a shit idea?

[Cavcraft]

Ahh, that special day. The one you've planned and saved for for years, that wonderful, memorable occasion with your life partner when you say 'I do' before stepping outside for photographs as the wedding car whisks you off to some sunny clime.

And behold, there across the carpark of The Hammer & Spastic' comes that special chariot. Smokes fills the air, loud clatters fill your eardrums and as you step into the back of the vomit smelling interior someone, ever so nicely has written 'FUK OV MILWAL' in marker pen. You gingerly shut the door and the driver asks where you're going before gesticulating wildly at your wedding guests and makes a sexists comment about your aunt's tits. Autoshite don't do wedding but if they did they'd be an MDF and veg oil based big bag of bollocks. Just like this.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Wedding-car-L ... 2c6946bca8

 

'With over 15 years in the limousine and wedding car hire Industry We have come to understand what is required from the professional wedding car company. And it's FUCK ALL like this heap of shit'

 

Seemingly you can actually spend THIRTY EIGHT pissing grand on one of these and not even get the FX4 it's based on. Oh well, at least his feedback will reveal what a GR8 company this is and how many of these fine* cars they've sold.

 

Whoops.

[sporty-shite]

 

Smile, you pair of miserable bastards, I'm paying you good* money for this.

[Cavcraft]

Smile? They're getting married FFS!

[sporty-shite]

Smile? They're getting married FFS!

 

Come on, Billy, even the prospect of a lifetime of marriage and all the joys* that come with it can't make you look that miserable. Their faces look like they've just discovered that the champers in that glass is actually the photographer's stale piss.

[Cavcraft]

He's probably realised what that car is based on

 

 

 

I bet he's not looking for his dictionary

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FERRARI-355-F ... 3f1e1d291d

 

'JUST NEEDS A FEW VACCINE PIPES'

 

You'd need some sort of knob knitting needle affair to get rid of a penile infection like that.

[Cavcraft]

Farking Nora, I swear to God in the incredibly unlikely event I buy this I will ride it to Chumley Castle next May

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/WATSONION-JUV ... 35c0eecdec

[RedSparrow]

 

Smile, you pair of miserable bastards, I'm paying you good* money for this.

 

A wedding car for people who know nothing about cars. We used to do weddings at a place I used to work at, I remember on one car spotting all the bits I recognised, including mini doors. I think it was one of the Triumph 2000 based ones.

 

Also, from the chap's feedback:

 

Negative feedback head gasket went within 3 weeks bought from garage, coil replaced.

Member ID universaltrader3000 ( Feedback score of 1979Red star icon for Feedback score between 1,000 to 4,999)

20-Apr-12 11:20

2002 MG ZR GREY TAXD AND TESTED (#190652231472)

[Junkman]

That company is about 3 mins walk from where I live.

You would not believe how many FX4s they have bestially murdered.

[Chip]

I probably sound like a snob, but I hate all kit-based wedding cars. My wife's sister had one a few years back and when someone asked her what age it was, I fought the urge to say "17 years, on average".

[Mash]

I probably sound like a snob, but I hate all kit-based wedding cars

 

So do I, those bloody Beauford things are one of my pet hates. I have an urge to set fire to every single one I see especially when they turn up at classic car shows.

 

Also, what is the point of buying something like this? For far less than it would cost to buy the kit, the FX4, have it sprayed and buy all the fancy bits they don't include you could have a couple of really nice 1930s cars that won't lose their value and will look a hell of a lot nicer.

 

Rant over.

[worldofceri]

Price: £37,995.

 

Price: £35,700.

[Negative Creep]

I probably sound like a snob, but I hate all kit-based wedding cars

 

So do I, those bloody Beauford things are one of my pet hates. I have an urge to set fire to every single one I see especially when they turn up at classic car shows.

 

Also, what is the point of buying something like this? For far less than it would cost to buy the kit, the FX4, have it sprayed and buy all the fancy bits they don't include you could have a couple of really nice 1930s cars that won't lose their value and will look a hell of a lot nicer.

 

Rant over.

 

 

I'm going to my wedding in a Ford Falcon. Now I just need to find a woman who will agree to this. Or a woman who wants to marry me. Or one that wants to talk to me.