sporty-shite Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Smile, you pair of miserable bastards, I'm paying you good* money for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Smile? They're getting married FFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sporty-shite Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Smile? They're getting married FFS! Come on, Billy, even the prospect of a lifetime of marriage and all the joys* that come with it can't make you look that miserable. Their faces look like they've just discovered that the champers in that glass is actually the photographer's stale piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 He's probably realised what that car is based on I bet he's not looking for his dictionary http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FERRARI-355-F ... 3f1e1d291d 'JUST NEEDS A FEW VACCINE PIPES' You'd need some sort of knob knitting needle affair to get rid of a penile infection like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Farking Nora, I swear to God in the incredibly unlikely event I buy this I will ride it to Chumley Castle next May http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/WATSONION-JUV ... 35c0eecdec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSparrow Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Smile, you pair of miserable bastards, I'm paying you good* money for this. A wedding car for people who know nothing about cars. We used to do weddings at a place I used to work at, I remember on one car spotting all the bits I recognised, including mini doors. I think it was one of the Triumph 2000 based ones. Also, from the chap's feedback: Negative feedback head gasket went within 3 weeks bought from garage, coil replaced. Member ID universaltrader3000 ( Feedback score of 1979Red star icon for Feedback score between 1,000 to 4,999) 20-Apr-12 11:20 2002 MG ZR GREY TAXD AND TESTED (#190652231472) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 That company is about 3 mins walk from where I live.You would not believe how many FX4s they have bestially murdered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chip Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 I probably sound like a snob, but I hate all kit-based wedding cars. My wife's sister had one a few years back and when someone asked her what age it was, I fought the urge to say "17 years, on average". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mash Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 I probably sound like a snob, but I hate all kit-based wedding cars So do I, those bloody Beauford things are one of my pet hates. I have an urge to set fire to every single one I see especially when they turn up at classic car shows. Also, what is the point of buying something like this? For far less than it would cost to buy the kit, the FX4, have it sprayed and buy all the fancy bits they don't include you could have a couple of really nice 1930s cars that won't lose their value and will look a hell of a lot nicer. Rant over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldofceri Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Price: £37,995. Price: £35,700. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Creep Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 I probably sound like a snob, but I hate all kit-based wedding cars So do I, those bloody Beauford things are one of my pet hates. I have an urge to set fire to every single one I see especially when they turn up at classic car shows. Also, what is the point of buying something like this? For far less than it would cost to buy the kit, the FX4, have it sprayed and buy all the fancy bits they don't include you could have a couple of really nice 1930s cars that won't lose their value and will look a hell of a lot nicer. Rant over. I'm going to my wedding in a Ford Falcon. Now I just need to find a woman who will agree to this. Or a woman who wants to marry me. Or one that wants to talk to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red5 Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 What is it with me and bad colours of car tonight? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-MITSUBISHI-COLT-SAPPORO-2-0-AUTO-RWD-NOT-STARION-LANCER-TURBO-4G63-/251171830576 Rear Wheel Drive, Ideal Turbo Or Drift Car Conversion, My old car.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 worldofceri you're totally right. Buying that's like paying £50 for a Big Mac when you could get a Kobi beer fillet steak for the same money.When I got married to the laptop wrecker we hired a 70's Silver Shadow in Dark blue to take the wife from her house to the hotel. Inevitably on the day the Shadow had broken down so they sent a Panther Lethario (or what ever it's called) instead.. There's a photo somewhere of me being forced to grudgingly stand in front of it while I got my photo taken. What POS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 You'll always find one that wants to talk, don't worry about that! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-VICT ... 1c2c7972bc ' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Is it a shadow or has that Vauxhall got some really odd tide marks around the doors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 ALF GARNETT CARS LTD http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-2cv-A ... 3ccbe05d8c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 I don't remember ever seeing any Corsa vans in this original hatch shape. I don't imaging they're much cop if they're carrying anything bigger than a fruit cake.It looks tidy other than some minor barrying. http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/corsa-17d-epic-van/112651277 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldofceri Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 worldofceri you're totally right. Thanks, but I feel I should declare that Mash made the point, I just illustrated it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 worldofceri you're totally right (it makes sense this time) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Price: £35,700. Yeah, but some arseholed geezer had it sprayed barley white so he can have some pissed up bride puke in it.I wouldn't want to do this with my classic cars, honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 What are you chuntering on about, it looks grand man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 No. It does not. It looks like a bleeding wedding car is what it looks like.For a pikey wedding. There is no dignity left in this world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Split_Pin Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 I think a lot of people use these kit wedding cars as they have to as part of a package with the venue. My wife and I got a great wedding deal last year but unfortunately it came with the Beauford at a cut price with no alternative. Since nobody would see her arrive in it as we would all be inside the place waiting, she didn't give a hoot. It got her there spot on although she said it was slow, draughty and didn't have a heater. In November. I think it somewhat qualified as shite, and I thought she was very dignified Pretty sure it was a Sherpa based affair. Glad I chose a 300c though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 That Rollers lovely, what's you problem with it? would you sooner see it sat in a barn unused? I had to make do with a new Mercedes E Class when i got married due to a deal with the photographers, I know which one I'd sooner have traveled in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 My old car.... Ooops. Sorry. Big Brother is watching me...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 I was married in a Bentley VI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 I was married in a Bentley VI Odd, most people just use the cars to get to the church, not for the actual ceremony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 How did you fit all the guests as well as the vicar in? must have been cosy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyruspower Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Talking about weddings, how difficult/expensive would it be to convert this into an estate? Minimum I guess it would need a Shadow rear seat and a few hundred square feet of mdf and carpet? What a great vehicle for upsetting the locals on the school run and at the regulars at the polo! http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C334081 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeroNautiCal Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 At £12,995, that RR hearse is a Bargain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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