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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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Please read every word of this.

 

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Pls dont call to ask me about the condition. The call will be terminated. Come and see for yourself. I dont care where you are calling from. will not put up any further pictures

 

No need, these ones you took of the car under a cover in the middle of the night are quite sufficient. 

 

Full receipt will be guven in my bame and id.

 

I hope your cold clears up soon. 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-cars/triumph-herald-13-60-convertible-£150/1145729714

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Alexg, on 08 Dec 2015 - 9:48 PM, said:

 

 

I'm no VW fan, but anyone caught modifying that should be given the shoeing of a life time.

  • Banger Kenny, mouseflakes and strangeangel
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strangeangel Rank: Lancia Gamma

strangeangel

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How do you find those weapons grade pillocks?

Type gumtree.com and wait about five seconds.

  • BorniteIdentity, oldcars, Bamboocarman and 2 others
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Angrydicky Rank: Lancia Gamma

Angrydicky

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That £2k brown Mini automatic has been for sale for at least two years. I saw it once and it looked very ropey, I've got a feeling the drivers door was a different colour as well! 

MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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That £2k brown Mini automatic has been for sale for at least two years. I saw it once and it looked very ropey, I've got a feeling the drivers door was a different colour as well! 

to be fair, it looks pretty bloody awful in the pictures with the advert!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Why did you do this?

 

 

Fair enough, and why are you selling it now?

 

 

Oh. I had naively assumed you started with the field.

 

 

Selling really cheap because it's been dismantled.

 

 

That is the only bad thing.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/fiat/fiat-punto-field-car/1144709920

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, that's one of the best adverts I've ever seen, I doff my proverbial hat in your general direction.

UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Tagora

UltraWomble

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BRM R3

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-ROVER-200-BRM-LE-/401038504311?hash=item5d5fc1f177:g:CrsAAOSwHQ9WZdM3

 

 

the MOT has lapsed, the car is SORN
MOT history of this vehicle
  • Test date2 November 2015
  • Test ResultFail
  • Odometer reading98,740 miles
  • MOT test number4533 3256 2706
  • Reason(s) for failure
    nearside Headlamp aim too low (1.8)
    offside Headlamp aim too low (1.8)
    Exhaust emissions carbon monoxide content at idle excessive (7.3.D.4)
    Exhaust emissions carbon monoxide content after 2nd fast idle excessive (7.3.D.3)
    Exhaust emissions hydrocarbon content after 2nd fast idle excessive (7.3.D.3)
    Exhaust emissions Lambda reading after 2nd fast idle outside specified limits (7.3.D.3)
    nearside Front wheel bearing has excessive play (2.5.A.3c)
  • Advisory notice item(s)
    nearside front brake fluctuating, but not excessively (3.7.B.3)
    high level light inop
    Power steering component(s) has slight seepage from a component steering rack (2.3.3b)
    offside Road wheel with a slightly distorted bead rim inner rim (4.2.A.1a)

 

 

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Type gumtree.com and wait about five seconds.

 

LOL

 

I have never managed to find anything on Gumtree. How does one actually do this?

Slartibartfast Rank: Citroen Ami

Slartibartfast

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How about a sad looking but drivable and not irredeemable sounding Rover for £95?

 

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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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This white Rover is turning into a long-term project!  I've just tried to phone the seller: voicemail.  I wonder how long it'll be until he listens to that?

  • oldcars and Cavcraft
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Slartibartfast Rank: Citroen Ami

Slartibartfast

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Badermatic Metro.

 

Big breath needed before reading description

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