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Have we had this yet?

 

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I am liking the paint.

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I have sent the scooter seller a question:

 

The scooter looks lovely but your ad begs the question........ just how much acid are you using? I am sure you would have a very positive response to the listing if it made actual sense.

 

I await his response. 

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Vile van with coffin-esque rear, anyone?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT-VAN-CUSTOM-PETROL-1-6-ZETEC-/111824742996?hash=item1a09462a54:g:OfIAAOSwIwhWSLDg

 

'I COULD GO ON BUT I THINK THAT ENOUGH' 

 

Might want to check the M.o.T history on this little zesty-coloured thing..

 

  • Test date 19 June 2013
  • Expiry date 18 June 2014
  • Test Result Pass
  • Odometer reading 137,591 miles

 

  • Test Date 23 July 2014
  • Expiry date 22 July 2015
  • Test Result Pass
  • Odometer reading 73,177 miles
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I like the Schnellaster van but not at fucking £7,500. No fecking way.

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phil_lihp, on 17 Nov 2015 - 9:23 PM, said:

I might pop down the road and buy this with a view to starting Cavcraft Enterprises' North Devon franchise.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-VAUXHALL-CORSA-MERIT-AUTO-WHITE-/301799496415?hash=item4644a6dadf:g:dAMAAOSweuxWSH9l

 

 

 

I like that so much I've commissioned our resident artist to knock up a limited edition set of prints. 'Farty tyres by Fawlty Towers' is available for just £49.99

 

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Beautiful, you have a talent.

 

I don't think it's Fawlty Towers on the basis that it's Barnstaple and not Torquay but it's close enough. No idea what it is actually, I don't recognise it at all.

Posted

I have sent the scooter seller a question:

 

The scooter looks lovely but your ad begs the question........ just how much acid are you using? I am sure you would have a very positive response to the listing if it made actual sense.

 

I await his response. 

 

 

 

NEW ENGINE FITTED COMPLETLY REBUILD

 

I sent him a question asking why anyone would be daft enough to completely rebuild a new engine.

 

I await his response.

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phil_lihp, on 17 Nov 2015 - 9:46 PM, said:

Beautiful, you have a talent.

 

I don't think it's Fawlty Towers on the basis that it's Barnstaple and not Torquay but it's close enough. No idea what it is actually, I don't recognise it at all.

 

 

Stomil-on-sea?

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A local school closed down a few months back and the contents of it are being auctioned off at the moment.  I've got some bids in on a few choice furniture items but I've so far managed to resist this poor little 5 lurking in one of their outbuildings.

 

http://www.bidspotter.co.uk/en-gb/auction-catalogues/es-group/catalogue-id-ed10442/lot-174ada26-1b34-40e3-94f2-a548010d1b52

 

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Danish Corsair thats found its way to Sussex...but remains Danishly expensive. Oh, and fascinatingly enough, thats a Preston registration

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-FORD-CORSAIR-2-DOOR-COUPE-RARE-LHD-EXPORT-MODEL-FROM-DENMARK-/181920561684?hash=item2a5b4f7a14:g:to0AAOSwwbdWPg3r

 

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The KCK numbers are re-issues for imports my Peugeot 204 is 417F so only about 20 numbers difference

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Stomil-on-sea?

 

I am quite pleased to see it still carrying a dealer sticker for Ace Motors.  They're long gone but were quite well known for selling mostly at the bottom-end of the market from a crowded forecourt, their ad in the weekly paper's motor section was always worth a read.  

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A local school closed down a few months back and the contents of it are being auctioned off at the moment.  I've got some bids in on a few choice furniture items but I've so far managed to resist this poor little 5 lurking in one of their outbuildings.

 

http://www.bidspotter.co.uk/en-gb/auction-catalogues/es-group/catalogue-id-ed10442/lot-174ada26-1b34-40e3-94f2-a548010d1b52

 

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"Risk Assessment and Method Statement Required for Removal"

"20% VAT will be added to the Buyer’s Premium"

 

So nobody will bother to bid is what I take from that.

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Who is it on here who owns that Regata??? I might be tempted if it can be bought with a single trip to a cash machine.

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Risk: "We have a big tow rope and an elderly Volvo estate.  There is no risk, only glory."

 

Method statement "Hook it up, drag it out".

 

There you go.

Posted

i would possibly buy it if i could understand what the details are about it

I would possibly buy it but am fearful I would actually end up with a box of week old kippers.

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Cavalier, 1.8, 10 Months MOT, £290.

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