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forddeliveryboy Rank: Isuzu Florian

forddeliveryboy

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Merc W124.  Check

 

Diesel.  Check.  Estate.  Check, check.

 

Manual gearbox. Check.

 

Steel wheels with hubcaps.  Oh yes.

 

Non-electric windows?!  Check.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-124-250-TD-Manual-Estate-/181900995041?hash=item2a5a24e9e1

$_84.JPG

 

Complete new rear suspension - spheres, struts, arms, check.

 

Rear suspension about half a foot higher than it should be, check.

 

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That'll have put massive stresses on the struts - the hydraulics aren't meant to take all the weight and even having the back end an inch or two too high can knacker those "self-levelling shock absorbers". Has the vendor really just spent the thick end of two or three grand on this only to then sell it?

capsuleboy Rank: Austin Maxi

capsuleboy

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They lie. It's NOT unregistered, but registered in a foreign country.

I just may have bought this...deal suggested over the phone, viewing tomorrow...

Slartibartfast Rank: Citroen Ami

Slartibartfast

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Not sure what the process for linking to closed FB groups is, but check out this wonderful piece of Shite

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Eddie Honda Rank: Lancia Gamma

Eddie Honda

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reliant fox camper van. I've not seen one of these before, I wonder if they made a Robin version as well?

No they didn't. Those Rialtos are homebrew. That Fox is a Tandy conversion. They were from the Isle of Wight and did a Maestro camper with pop-up roof IIRC.

  • oldcars and outlaw118
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RobT Rank: Lancia Gamma

RobT

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This guy is having a clearout, two Carlton estates! Prefer the looks of the earlier one, but WOOD both obviously.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-VAUXHALL-CARLTON-3-0-CDX-AUTO-RED-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-/151846757144?hash=item235ac5a318

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-VAUXHALL-CARLTON-3-0-24V-DIAMOND-A-GREY-3000-GSi-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-/151846759556?hash=item235ac5ac84

 

 

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Rocket88 Rank: Lancia Gamma

Rocket88

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These are the canine's reproductive organs................

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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OK, not in shite territory money-wise, but technically weapons grade shite stem to stern:

 

http://www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/detail/motors/classic-cars/maserati/quattroporte/112956

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Green puddle lovers rejoice:

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Gopping volant needs immediate ditchage:

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Talk about a nice place to be while waiting for road assistance:

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Verdict:

 

WUD SWOP 4 GRANDAD

 

 

 

The car is located in Merseyside near Liverpool

 

I guess that means the buyer has to apply for the V5C?

quicksilver Rank: Renault 16

quicksilver

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OK, not in shite territory money-wise, but technically weapons grade shite stem to stern:

 

http://www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/detail/motors/classic-cars/maserati/quattroporte/112956

1.jpg

 

Green puddle lovers rejoice:

8.jpg

 

Gopping volant needs immediate ditchage:

5.jpg

 

Talk about a nice place to be while waiting for road assistance:

3.jpg

 

Verdict:

 

WUD SWOP 4 GRANDAD

 

 

 

I guess that means the buyer has to apply for the V5C?

Phwoar! So much win on this page, first the Russian Tagora and now this massive slice of awesomeness. Looks like an overinflated 5-series BMW with triple headlights and triple wipers. Three of things FTW.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Bear with me while I check out my own sanity a minute. This actually looks very good value for money...

 

$_84.JPG

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-FORD-ESCORT-DIESEL-IN-GOOD-CONDITION-/221912755334?hash=item33ab07ec86

 

13 months MOT, diesel three door and only £250.

 

 

I have to say though I genuinely can't thin k of a more depressing car to drive than these. The interior will have that horrible smell they all have, the seats and door trim are made of wet cardboard/bog roll and they are just so horrible to drive it defies belief.

  • oldcars, outlaw118 and michael t
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Admittedly, when it comes to grimness not many on here will be rushing to buy this, but they are actually ok...

 

 

$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-Estate-1-6i-Expression-Ltd-Edn-/221912713523?hash=item33ab074933

 

 

No MOT, £149, Manchester.

320touring Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

320touring

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*faints*

 

who are you and what have you done with the real cavcraft?

 

actually, nevermind - just tell me Barbera Cartland dog is ok???

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Cheggers Rank: Lancia Gamma

Cheggers

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OK, not in shite territory money-wise, but technically weapons grade shite stem to stern:

 

http://www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/detail/motors/classic-cars/maserati/quattroporte/112956

1.jpg

 

Green puddle lovers rejoice:

8.jpg

 

Gopping volant needs immediate ditchage:

5.jpg

 

Talk about a nice place to be while waiting for road assistance:

3.jpg

 

Verdict:

 

WUD SWOP 4 GRANDAD

 

 

 

I guess that means the buyer has to apply for the V5C?

I'm sure that's the same one a dealer had on their stand at Birmingham a few years ago. IIRC it was absolutely mint as a mint thing, which it would need to be with a £120K screen price.

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