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Posted
Hertz, on 30 Sept 2015 - 12:33 PM, said:

Bloke in pub says to mate "Wife wants a Land Rover/Range Rover to pose in so the neighbours know we have made it in life. Have you seen the fookin prices of them! Fuck it I'll make me own"

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's so awful the sticker should read 'One Life, End It'

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What a brilliant idea for a wedding car. I mean, what self respecting bride doesn't want to arrive cramped up, smelling of burnt oil and thoroughly pissed off as she's two hours late because it rained 73 miles away and the stupid bastard thing didn't start?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Award-winning-1980-AUSTIN-MORRIS-MINI-1000-/131614451809?hash=item1ea4d52861

 

'1st Prise Winner' 

 

Not for spelling, one assumes.

I see where they got the idea

 

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Cliff Richard is selling his Bulgarian tractor.

 

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http://www.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=6&act=4&adv=61443542095450349&slink=apowug

 

 

Barter is possible for beehives

 

And if you have too much time on your hands (or trying to put off doing something, like I am) there's an Estonian site dedicated to these tractors which has some x-rated DT-14 diagrammical porn.

 

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It also has a Reader's Wives Tractors section.

 

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Phwooaaaarrrr, I'd plough her furrow. Or something.

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Oh tits. I looked at Hypno Toad again and now I have a headache. Gee thanks. 

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