eBay tat volume 3.

23,535 · September 25, 2015

I'd like to cover this in chocolate and dunk it in my tea. YUM

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-230c-Coupe-W123-W124-2-3-1978-/221896134137?hash=item33aa0a4df9

I do fancy this, even though leather lined.

But honestly, no mot & " went through last mot no problems" says to me " serious problem " more clearly than the words "serious problem" appearing in the listing.

20,953 · September 25, 2015

Missing: Red Chevette and miserable woman in nightie in petrol station

Reg plate suggests the last tow car was a Pug 405 that died in 2003!

62,965 · September 25, 2015

Here's another Cherry.

131,510 · September 25, 2015

Hi, Wankshaft and Cocksplotter Limos, how can I help?

'Can I book an 8 seater please?

Yes of course, no problem, who's it for?

'Golden Showers Rest Home for the incontinent'

Any special needs?

'Yes, can we have a wet room in the back please?'

You've got it...

Look at the fucking two and eight of it, it's so bad it's actually beyond hopeless...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AMBULANCE-LIMOUSINE-PARTY-BUS-LIMO-One-Off-/171945220993?hash=item2808bbdb81

Honest to God, if that turned up outside my house to take me to a party I think I'd rather chop my purple headed womb broom off with some rusty scissors and pickle it in a jar of radio-active waste before calling a real ambulance.

'another camera in the rear of the bus with a screen the driver can view'

I fucking bet it has

62,965 · September 25, 2015

I need this.

http://www.prewarcar.com/classifieds/ad184451.html

Sod that. 16 thousand Euroquid and it doesn't even have a rocker cover.

131,510 · September 25, 2015

NOT MOBILE SVM VOLVO AUCTIONING PLATFORM PLOP MOBILE

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-VOLVO-240-UNIQUE-SWEDISH-FOOD-CATERING-MOBILE-TRAILER-/221891500158?hash=item33a9c3987e

'the bureaucrats made the makers of this vehicle jump through considerable hoops'

Southampton Mobile Food Council Hygiene Bastards Rules and Regs, appendix 219:

The vehicle must have no engine and in it's place must be two gas bottles and some empty caravan piss pots...

'Various bits of scrap metal and engine oil must be thrown into the back'

Sub section B98 states 'Sticky outy bit to be fitted at front'

'...and no means of evacuation in the event of a fire or emergency is to be fitted'

'TO DATE THE MADEST VEHICLE WE HAVE HAD'

I wished you'd un-made it.

18,875 · September 25, 2015

Jeez...not content with fucking up H vans, what's next?..............I am only buying my grease burgers from un-molested Karrier Walk-Thrus from now on

9,122 · September 25, 2015

I seriously considering having Mrs_Outlaw meeting with an unfortunate accident* so I can buy this with the insurance money. The wheels can be flogged to buy a headstone. "Here lies Mrs_Outlaw, she really didn't understand"

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-FORD-GRANADA-5-7-V8-TWO-DOOR-SALOON-left-hand-drive-/181868223077?hash=item2a5830da65

20,076 · September 25, 2015

Potential bargain A6 diesel estate.

There appears to be oil in coolant tank, which suggests head gasket failure.

It could be a goosed oil cooler, VAG cars from this era are well known for it.

9,122 · September 25, 2015

Low* mileage 2 owners from new etc....Ã‚Â£395 GR8 4 PUB RUNZ

Mileage: 508000

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-LONDON-TAXIS-INT-TX1-BRONZE-AUTO-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-/331663086920?hash=item4d38a91548

20,076 · September 25, 2015

Austin Rover lives!

27,045 · September 26, 2015

Link

14,875 · September 26, 2015

1960 TMZ Tula.

Perfect for cruising ~~Southend seafront~~ Lake Baikal waterfront.

http://www.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=5&act=4&adv=51366554679844461&slink=anu9u9

9,452 · September 26, 2015

That bike looks superb I wonder what it would cost to get it back here ?

131,510 · September 26, 2015

That scooter is fantastic and only Ã‚Â£755.46 in proper money.

Edit: http://www.autosoviet.altervista.org/ENGLISH-automotorusse9moto(Tula).htm

108,850 · September 26, 2015

That bike looks superb I wonder what it would cost to get it back here ?

About 40 quid worth of two stroke mix.

20,076 · September 26, 2015

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Tipo-dgt-diesel-/111781515781

Where are all of these old Fiat diesels coming from? Ã‚Â£895 seems a lot but it hasn't covered many miles for a diesel.

6,824 · September 26, 2015

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-RELIANT-RIALTO-GLS-ESTATE-Spares-or-Repairs-Del-Boy-Classic-/271996807283

This is the best yet. Hand painted on lettering, painted over door handles, its just great. All it needs is half the engine in the boot and a stinking pair of Claire Rayners in the photo......

1,829 · September 26, 2015

This is the best yet. Hand painted on lettering, painted over door handles, its just great. All it needs is half the engine in the boot and a stinking pair of Claire Rayners in the photo......

The spelling mistake really tops it off for me

17,674 · September 26, 2015

Clean as a whistle Mk1 Mongdeo. Trimz need to be binned.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Mondeo-1-6-16v-LX-Mark-1-MK1-Cayman-Blue-/121770582144?hash=item1c5a17a080

7,216 · September 26, 2015

1960 TMZ Tula.
Perfect for cruising ~~Southend seafront~~ Lake Baikal waterfront.

http://www.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=5&act=4&adv=51366554679844461&slink=anu9u9

Get that and impress your robot chums, like this guy in the middle.

23,535 · September 26, 2015

1960 TMZ Tula.
Perfect for cruising ~~Southend seafront~~ Lake Baikal waterfront.

http://www.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=5&act=4&adv=51366554679844461&slink=anu9u9

I like this badge or mascot

Riding behind that Hammer and Sickle I would feel like Kruschev's telegram boy

62,965 · September 26, 2015

Potential megabarg here. IIRC the Daimler Super V8 is basically an XJR in a posh frock?

62,965 · September 26, 2015

I am only buying my grease burgers from un-molested Karrier Walk-Thrus from now on

This seems like the ideal opportunity to break out a photo of my old one...

62,965 · September 26, 2015

Worlds first hot hatch*
http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/857606790.htm?ca=12_s

When I was last in France I picked up an issue of Gazoline which featured a road test of one of these - albeit the Phase 1 with the smaller-but-revvier engine. They rather liked it. They do seem to be rapidly heading out of shite territory price-wise though.

22,343 · September 26, 2015

I quite like that Daimler, I just wish someone had not screwed the earlier Jaguar mascot to the bonnet.

Usefully it comes with a new dic

just had headgaskit an chanes done new pads and dic

1,686 · September 26, 2015

An MG Midget as a towing vehicle? Really?

20,076 · September 26, 2015

That Japanese used cars website is great, I am going to lose a few hours in it.

20,076 · September 26, 2015

http://www.goo-net-exchange.com/usedcars/NISSAN/AD/700050491930150921001

This Nissan AD for just over Ã‚Â£500 looks appealing. I like how the protective sheeting hasn't been removed from the passenger seats, I think these are used as small vans in Japan. Is there some tax swerve advantage to having passenger seats in place?

20,076 · September 26, 2015

http://www.goo-net-exchange.com/usedcars/TOYOTA/MARKII_VAN/700060083430140130006

eBay tat volume 3.

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