eBay tat volume 3.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

FUUUUUCK that's mega!!!!! Want level critical

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

 In 2013 I bought a complete lemon.

 

The night I picked her up, I ran out of fuel no further than I mile from where I picked her up from. From then on in she has tried her best to beat me.

 

I took her off of the road to rebuild the 350, 4 bolt block .... After pulling the block to rebuild turns out its a 305 2 bolt!!

 

As you can see I have tried to paint her myself. This is the 3rd attempt and isnt finished. First time was blue with silver roof and blue flames.. Im no artist and looked cack. So it was off with the silver and blue with gold lower part, again looked cack. So now she is as you see her.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1957-CHEVROLET-210-/271933566986?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3f5080f00a

[forddeliveryboy]

[Lacquer Peel]

That looks good, the CD20 engine is great on veg.

[Jim Bergerac]

Behold the Cavalcade of Shite for sale at this dealer: http://www.autotrader.co.uk/services/car-dealers/uk/east-of-england/hertfordshire/radlett/ma-cars-radlett-dpp-753063/page/1/sort/default

 

Lets start with an Autoshite favourite: http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201507165258046?sort=default&search-target=usedcars&make=proton&radius=1500&onesearchad=used%2Cnearlynew%2Cnew&page=1&quicksearch=true&channel=cars&logcode=p

 

After the Proton, this looks positively mint: http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201507155228095/

 

Maybe they are Cavcraft's Southern Affiliate?: http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201507145191943/

 

Be Leonard Setright: http://http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201507185309030/

 

But THIS I declare the winner: http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201507155227411/

[Cavcraft]

{ring ring}

 

Hello, Stupid & Co Customs, how may I help?

 

'Yeah, can you murals?'

 

Yes, sir, anything you want

 

'Anything I want?'

 

Yes

 

'Ok, I want a man approaching a dragon and the man has a sword trying to cut a cock ring off a giant knob as an old bloke in a cycle helmet looks on...'

 

No problem, chief.

 

'...and a girl who's bleeding from the arse is playing a tune on his blue vein piccolo at the same time?'

 

Consider it done, sir....

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Yamaha-XVS-650-Dragstar-P-1997-Gorgeous-Mural-Paintwork-Only-4-450-miles-/111709768940?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item1a026bccec

 

'Shaft Drive'

[Cavcraft]

£2,495. TWO THOUSAND, FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETY FIVE FUCKING QUID.

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ONE-OFF-EXAMPLE-2008-PROTON-GEN-2-GLS-STEP-4-LONG-MOT-/281735753169?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item4198c26dd1

 

'HIGHLY DESIRABLE WITH EXCELLENT SPECIFICATION inc FULL EXHAUST SYSTEM'

 

 

Madness, absolute madness. They're selling cars with full exhaust systems? This will never catch on.

[andy18s]

 

 

 https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153166118817779&set=pcb.10153514867094255&type=1&theater

 

Danyka Timms

13 July at 11:21 · Edited

For sale

Will consider decent offers!!!!!!

This is not really a classic, but it is rare.

AX GTI model

Any questions please ask

[Asimo]

^^^^Best in widescreen

 

[Asimo]

 

Worth posting again, this. The most desirable thing I have seen on this thread since the last car I had to have. No clutch? I'd happily drive this back from Sussex clutchless.

So good to see a Granada without either sunroof or vinyl and white really suits it. Dribble. And it has a nice engine.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-GRANADA-1976-PERANA-V8-/381334646861?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item58c950f04d

[wuvvum]

Megabarg on the blue forum. 

 

[forddeliveryboy]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-300ce-24-w124-coupe-3-0-24v-/201390565217?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item2ee3d02761

 

Needs the more expensively-made alloys to go with the more expensively-made era of car. still lovely though. And ripe for an OM603 turbo!

[mercrocker]

Stop waving theez carz at meeeeee

[oldcars]

We used to have a Galant V6 just like that one, the V6 was very smooth if not especially powerful.  The rear suspension had some kind of passive rear steer in there so it handled quite nicely.  It's also a safe car, this is what happened when an oncoming car hit me at a closing speed of 120-140mph

 

 

I had a small scratch on my thumb which hurt for ages, a couple of days at least.

Not that practical having the spare wheel on the parcel shelf, visability must be poor.

[oldcars]

Behold!!! The Amphijeep!!!

 

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http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/131559587660

 

Truly hideous... But very intriguing!

Thats some tide mark...................

[Skizzer]

Uno

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Uno-/171864496924

 

+ Uno

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Uno-/301691872829

 

= Duo, presumably.

 

£700 secures you both of these little honeyz.

[Skizzer]

I rather like these LJ80s.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-LJ80-/181808139209

 

This one looks utterly rotten though.  Still, GR12 for learning to weld... for the rest of your life.

[Skizzer]

Be The Legend You Want To Be.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Legend-Coupe-2-7i-V6-KA3-1989-/331609290618

 

I wonder if those photos really were taken in 2008, though?

[Skizzer]

Shy early XJ40 with ticket until December, £400. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJ40-Sovereign-/252031477632

 

 

Areas of rust commensurate with age for a 26 year old Jaguar

 

It's fucked.

 

 

(Junkman is on holiday.)

[wuvvum]

These must be a rare beast now.

 

[Ghosty]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-ASIA-ROCSTA-4x4-for-spares-or-repairs-/171858762742?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item2803949bf6

 

Be a roc(k)sta®:

 

[Jerzy Woking]

Im sure someone on here was looking for one of these, but can't remember who. Or even if they are on here!

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/honda-125-2005-spares-or-repairs/1125853133

[phil_lihp]

Shy early XJ40 with ticket until December, £400. 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJ40-Sovereign-/252031477632

 

 

It's fucked.

 

 

(Junkman is on holiday.)

 

Oh for goodness' sake, what'd you go and post that for?  It's the perfect colour and engine combo as per my current obsession and it has MOT.

 

Take it away.

 

I don't want to see it.

 

I don't want it.

 

I don't.

 

Honestly.

[Coprolalia]

Posted this on the Vulgalour thread, but posting it here too because it needs to be saved from being lowered and ragged on banded steels then bailed.

 

"Has the original plates never been changed"

Dealer plated, povvo spec, 2-door 1.0 pez

MOT until October

£750, but looks honest.

 

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/1984-1.0-polo-saloon/1125155540

[mouseflakes]

Low miles Mk1 AX - been parked up a while though. £70.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citroen-ax-splash/1125837059

[Coprolalia]

Copy and paste...

 

Cit AX TGE with MOT until September? £400

http://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citreon-ax1-tge-1124cc-59k-h-reg-dream-machine/1125852602

 

Misterbushi Lancer Liftback - 1.5 auto pez - MOT until march - £430?

http://www.gumtree.com/p/mitsubishi/mitsubishi-lancer-glx-liftback-1468cc-petrol-automatic-g-reg-14-03-1990-red/1125801287

[garethj]

Not that practical having the spare wheel on the parcel shelf, visability must be poor.

That's not the spare, it's the nearside rear wheel.  I'm not sure where the suspension arm is, probably still going upwards after the first impact

[mouseflakes]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/pergot-205-desal-1.7/1124104860
 

 
 

I've inherited this car from me grandad

I think we can all see what happened there.

[mouseflakes]

I don't often look on Autotrader, but it can turn up some treats...

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201507165251162

 

79k, MOT til Feb 16, £295 

 

I'm looking for a Saxo replacement since mine was written off when some prawn tried to pinch it. This 106 is a 1.4, which might be fun.

 

[cort16]

8500 mile Saxo with yellow knob

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201507115113485