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warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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£750. Needs welding.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... /101442479

 

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£900

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... /101909201

 

No pics for this Proton JUMBUCK

£650

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... /101885801

 

Let's see what's on offer around the world.

First stop Australia.

 

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£6200

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/croydon/ ... 1001620783

 

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Decent two door shell. £750.

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/whyalla/ ... 1001607487

 

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£22000

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/ocean-re ... /351897499

 

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6 cyl Marina. One owner. £680

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/seaford/ ... 1001834415

 

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Converted to twin 40s. £1800

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/richmond ... 1001208403

 

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£750

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/east-lis ... 1001680913

 

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£375.

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/somerton ... /354135031

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

Ross_K

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-FORD-ESC ... 0692978296

 

Check out this thunderously shit Yankee escort. Its got a 1.9 CVH engine apparently so i imagine could be quite appealing to some no-necked wanker who will fit the bottom end in his RS TURBO CONVERTIBLE 300BHP MOTORSPORT and blow it up in about a week.

 

Piece of shit.

 

Not so interesting fact: The 89 Escort was only car ever featured on Pimp My RIde that they straight out refused to "pimp". They got rid of it and gave the owner a Toyota or something.

Volksy Rank: Renault 16

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I quite like that Yankee Escort, Yes i'm sure it's utterly crap, and probably develops about 9bhp due to the wheezy CVH being 'smogged up'

 

But it looks like a chinese copy of a Mk3, or one of those cheap toy cars that bare a 'slight' resemblance to the vehicle it's supposed to be.

 

I'm also assuming it's probably Mazda 323 based, hence the oddly narrow track and short wheelbase. Comes with instant Aframe brackets attached too!

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

Ross_K

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Is this autoshite? A Phaeton for €4750? A low entry price to an expensive club...

I'll resist the urge to say something about slamming it on the ground and adding a roof rack

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/2952692

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I've got a soft spot for the Starion.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3259848

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mite p/ex with cash my way for a sierra and some good LSD

 

Don't pass up this chance to bag a COLLECTORS ITEM Mazda 323. It's only got 136000 miles and a dent and some tyres and a respray.

Did I mention it's a COLLECTORS ITEM? Yeah a scrap metal collector's item maybe...

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3271452

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ae86,altezza,rs,escort,silvia,focus
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UK reg Cherry in Dublin. No doubt someone bought it for £225 last week, added a zero to the price and changed it to euros.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/2862863

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€900 P100. Shame the owner's fucked the back up with his mods... :roll:

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3060856

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23,000 mile Nova. Is it worth €1400 though?

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3316062

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'85 Jap import Carina - if it had tax or test it wouldn't be a bad buy for €500.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3088352

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http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/ ... ~60_12.JPG

 

'ACCORDING TO HOWMANY WEB SITE NONE OF THESE ARE REGISTERED IN UK. ACCORDING TO HOWMANY WEBSITE WHEN OWNER SENDS LOGBOOK IN WILL HAVE THE LAST REGISTERED.'

 

According to me they're talking bollocks.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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good looking car that medalist thing, I would like that, be great for commuting. In the watch list!

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

Ross_K

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Is the steering wheel and centre console covered in mould, or are my eyes going? Looks like its been somewhere damp...

John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Is the steering wheel and centre console covered in mould, or are my eyes going? Looks like its been somewhere damp...

 

I thought that too.

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That Escort even has that horrible seat belt system that strangles you when you turn the ignition on.

 

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GR 2.5 for dogging. There is no way a fat hairy 45yr old dinnerlady could lie there spreadeagled whilst Stan Collymore and Steve McFadden spaffed on the door. She would get tangled up in the belts.

Volksy Rank: Renault 16

Volksy

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Instant Bondage.

Spottedlaurel Rank: Lancia Gamma

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That generation of Laurel (C33) is amazingly good-looking, I’d love one someday. Stuff underneath is similar to Silvia/Skyline of the time, so shouldn’t be too big a problem for parts.

 

The OMGDRIFT people seem to like them, though probably not with a diesel engine.

 

Found one in a Suffolk scrapyard a few years ago, the grille off it is in my garage and that may be the closest I’ll get to owning one for the foreseeable future...

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-Mitsubis ... 0756634137

 

This looks pretty class

 

this is a very fast car

 

No it isnt, thats a blatant lie.

 

mot has just expired and will have no bother going through it again

 

come on man, you want £2000 for the fuggin thing, spend £40 on a ticket you tightwad bastard :roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:

 

40mpg average as well...... :roll:

 

My old 2 Litre did 28mpg average - I'd not expect much more than that from the 1.6 Litre.

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

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OMG RATLOOK POLO!! :roll:

 

What a cockwhisk.....

 

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not safe to drive at all

Really, I'd never have guessed from looking at it....

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Skidder with potential, maybe?

 

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Sadly, a fool has attempted to break into the rear engine bootlid as seen in pics, if only they had just used the boot release just inside the rear passenger door!

Wouldn't you have just loved to see their faces when they saw an engine in the 'boot'? :lol:

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405 with more turbochargers, MOTs, boots, epic colour schemes and air conditionings than our friend with 57 watchers, and for £105 less:

 

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EDIT have Fuego Turbo too :D

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/120905204970

 

I had a cheeky bid on this today, a tidy Cavalier L with the 2.0 injection engine. No MOT but a little bit of tax. Went for £600!!! A lot more than I was prepared to pay. I'm sure i've seen this a couple of times before on the bay and its not made that much even with a decent test on it.

 

Maybe we'll see it again in a few days.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-m ... 19d0a9c9ac

Q: Hi, i am bidding on your car, you say you have it advertised elsewhere, where is it advertised and for how much? Paul

A: Hello Paul, Its has a for sale sign in the window for £2500. As you seem like a serious bidder please try to come and have a look before auction ends. Cheers, John

Time left: 4d 00h (13 May, 201221:05:37 BST)

Current bid: £2,300.00 [ 4 bids ]

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

Ross_K

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OMG RATLOOK POLO!! :roll:

 

What a cockwhisk.....

 

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not safe to drive at all

Really, I'd never have guessed from looking at it....

 

What a cockmonger. Let me see how many cliches we have here:

[x] Fake rust

[x] General Lee door

[x] Stickerbomb

[x] A fucking roof rack!

[x] Yellow headlights

[x] Iron cross

 

It's official. VW are the Apple of the automotive world.

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