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Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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M100 Lotus: Tempting if it had a roof.  Has Alpine GTA rear lights. 

 

" it can be driven very, very fast by even mediocre drivers while inspiring absolute confidence. "

 

I prefer my mediocre drivers to have no confidence in their cars and therefore drive very very slowly.

 

Absolute confidence whilst driving anything often leads to big holes in the scenery.

 

Anyway, there is this exciting business opportunity, if you are quick.    Don't see why it should be MOT exempt. 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-recovery-truck-spec-lift-diesel-mot-exempt-needs-paint-/331334341830?pt=UK_Commercial_Trucks&hash=item4d2510d4c6

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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The point of the M100 is that it can be driven very, very fast by even mediocre drivers while inspiring absolute confidence.

 

HELLO!

laser wheels Rank: Citroen Ami

laser wheels

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Looks like this one is back up again.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-Scimitar-GTE-SE6-1979-3-0L-no-reserve-RELISTED/251660775442?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D25291%26meid%3D0e3d19cb744f40c7948330fdb82a7484%26pid%3D100005%26prg%3D10621%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D201170761006&rt=nc

Sigmund Fraud Rank: Renault 16

Sigmund Fraud

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Same goes for a W100, which I'd prefer.

You are Ernst Stavro Blofeld AICMFP.

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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The one I drove left me seriously concerned about getting back to the start point without the thing disintegrating around me. Felt as robust as a china wrecking ball.

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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The point of the M100 is that it can be driven very, very fast by even mediocre drivers while inspiring absolute confidence.

Same goes for a W100, which I'd prefer.

I don't know what either of those things are, but if I tried the same in a rusty old P100 would the pickup bed disintegrate?

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Sigmund Fraud Rank: Renault 16

Sigmund Fraud

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The one I drove left me seriously concerned about getting back to the start point without the thing disintegrating around me. Felt as robust as a china wrecking ball.

Agreed, what more proof do you need that it's a real Lotus ? Engineered to fall apart as soon as it crosses... erm.. your garage door.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I recon if you google A-Z100 you'll find some kind of car

 

A100

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Z100

 

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I don't know what either of those things are, but if I tried the same in a rusty old P100 would the pickup bed disintegrate?

 

 

Not if it is a Borgward P100 - it doesn't have a pickup bed.

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worldofceri Rank: Renault 16

worldofceri

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Holy Guacamole!  Renner 5 with just 202 miles on the clock.  I don't remember mine ever being this clean and I went with my Dad to pick it up from the dealer.

 

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You'll only get 5 quid change from 5 grand though.

 

Edit:  I reckon it's had paint though; pretty sure these should have a coach stripe.

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phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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That one was dug out of a garage a few months back and it has been painted, it had a scrape down one side which was why the elderly owner stopped driving it.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-VOLKSWAGON-BEETLE-2-0-SILVER-PROFESSIONALLY-RATTED-BUG-FULL-MOT-no-swap-/381013332044

 

 

PROFESSIONALLY RATTED BUG.

 

Which is more bizarre.... that there are folk who earn a living from 'ratting', or that there are folk that will spend some of their time on earth grafting to earn money to then give it to someone else to 'rat' their car!!!  :roll:  :roll:  :roll: 

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Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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They want five large for the renner five, but can't be arsed to put the stripe back down the side. Class.

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laser wheels Rank: Citroen Ami

laser wheels

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I'm pretty sure we've had this one before but I reckon it's worth another post. In fact I'm surprised it hasn't gone yet. 'Tis a lovely thing and no mistake.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-5-MONACO-AUTO-BEIGE-1990-LEATHER-INTERIOR-61000-GENUINE-MILES-FROM-NEW/221565251105?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D25291%26meid%3Dc354ea3ca4aa4765a1ef780a9017e866%26pid%3D100005%26prg%3D10621%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D261614030068&rt=nc

phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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That R5 Monaco is gorgeous, if I had a grand spare I'd be all over that although it's a shame it's an auto.  What's that thing underneath the parcel shelf?

panhard65 Rank: Renault 16

panhard65

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That R5 Monaco is gorgeous, if I had a grand spare I'd be all over that although it's a shame it's an auto.  What's that thing underneath the parcel shelf?

That will be the suit carrier. There is a guy 2 doors up from me has a 5 monaco up for sale. It has only just come in so no price on it yet

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