eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-1-3-TALB ... 231cf135fa

[outlaw118]

This bloke: Feckin' Eedjit OR Winnar? YOU DECIDE

 

Advert selling a white Rancho, with Disabled Access.....advertised by a lead picture of a bird's small tits, and a model red 'un. Weird.

 

Definitely would though. Anyone want to buy an Escort Cabby?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-TALBOT-M ... 9205566958

[RedSparrow]

This looks a right laugh and (a rarity now it would seem) the seller seems like a decent person.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Skoda-120L-di ... 1c26b5df0f

 

Back lights need hoying into the nearest skip but the car does look ace.

 

This, my friends, is how to do it properly. Not too over the top and done by someone who knows what they are doing. Superb.

[pompei]

What that Skoda needs is a repaint in primer or satin black and the arches snipping off. And maybe a few stickers.

[willswitchengage]

This bloke: Feckin' Eedjit OR Winnar? YOU DECIDE

 

 

Also, thinking about it, where the hell did he get that picture from, unless it's photoshopped? Weirdly, "Matra Rancho boobs" doesn't get any hits in Google Images.

 

"Darling, before you get dressed can I just see what this toy model of our car looks like on you?"

 

(shutter noise) *flash* "What was that?"

 

"Nothing..."

[autofive]

This bloke: Feckin' Eedjit OR Winnar? YOU DECIDE

 

Definitely would though.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-TALBOT-M ... 9205566958

 

 

very rare motor with 31,200 miles

 

that wont hang about

[hhhugues]

This bloke: Feckin' Eedjit OR Winnar? YOU DECIDE

 

 

Also, thinking about it, where the hell did he get that picture from, unless it's photoshopped? Weirdly, "Matra Rancho boobs" doesn't get any hits in Google Images.

 

"Darling, before you get dressed can I just see what this toy model of our car looks like on you?"

 

(shutter noise) *flash* "What was that?"

 

"Nothing..."

 

best thing is, thats probably what actually happened !

 

i did a little google search too

[Spiny Norman]

One day Visa.

 

[willswitchengage]

 

Lolz @ complying with ebay weapons rules

[lancashireclamper]

Looks like Las Vegas limos and car sales are moving away from the executive market;

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-L-Proton ... 27c61cc7dc

 

(wonder if £400 includes the ice bucket and disco ball?)

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/317497356.htm?ca=20_s

 

Cortina 1.6 Auto, under 40,000 miles from new, old lady owner, looks absolutely cracking (shite photos mind you), just over the channel. £650

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/317454031.htm?ca=20_s

 

This must haul some serious ass with its 2-cyl aircooled engine and rubber band gearbox, I still would though

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/317358875.htm?ca=20_s

 

Sweet mother of god, would you take a look at the rack on that. 900€!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/317355457.htm?ca=20_s

 

Blimey i'd GO EGG for this badboy, only 400€ and just over the channel as well!!! WANT LEVEL 9

[eddyramrod]

Even I'd buy that Rancho! That's exactly how they should be.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-MAZDA-RX ... 0874575968

 

These are a nice old thing, i like the look of them. Always remember the ads in What car etc going on about the '4-wheel steering' that was just down to some flexi bushes in the rear suspension or something, not a 'real' steering mechanism.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

 

WTF is this a picture of?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-VAUXHALL ... 0809835941

 

most of the work has been done for a test just needs a sill and an arch for passengers side an arch for bk on other side and a handbrake cable i wont take less than 5 on the car cos i can make that breaking it

 

Yeah WhatevAr.

 

Verdict: MASSIVE ASSCLAMP

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-NISSAN-S ... 0707940734

 

only 37,500 miles on this. I'd happily blezz round in one of these, they are a proper perky little thing to cane up and down the backroads, great fun. Always remember the ruddy-faced feller that used to come into my pez station in a mint red one (C345WWD), he always wore very cheap-looking white office shirts and looked timid and a bit bewildered. i reckon he had been shat on by his work and was trying to cling on till retirement but battling a bit of a drink or depression problem. His was the 'spirit' model with flush wheeltrims. Thats about all i can remember about him TBH, hope thats OK

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-COROLL ... 0875869978

 

This loks fuggin grade A, I think the lad is trying to tell us its a one-owner job

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-DODGE-SP ... 0875839504

 

What the f***!!! factory job apparently, christ knows what factory like, i'm guessing not a car/van factory, maybe a garden fork one?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-TALBOT-A ... 1054863665

 

£700 BIN, looks good, 50k, long tax and MOT, what are you waiting for?

 

Mine could look like this with just a few years' work.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-mk1-cort ... 0708028033

 

its been involved in accident, cat c right off moderate front driverside damage ,

 

totally gutted ! car being sold as rolling shell, very solid bodywork (before accident) had new rear arches , new strut top pass side

 

tailgate been repaired & smoothed (opens from Inside by cable)

 

was going to be painted this month

 

Look on the bright side chief, looks like it was fuggin rotten anyway

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morgan-Roadst ... 1054732967

 

Admittedly tidy-looking Herald-based Moss kit car, just £25,000!!!! The lad must be a heavy drug user FFS. You dont even get a fuggin schoolgirl included

[Craig the Princess]

This is a honey, with rusty bits.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Fiesta-M ... 43af5b3a5b

[willswitchengage]

I think this pretty much does it for me:

 

 

12 months MOT, converted to EFi Pinto, choice of gearboxes at buyer's discretion... yours for £1400.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/escort-van-mk ... 0704467772

 

cut the roof off the xr3i then put it in the van then got a electric moter off a cossey really kool mod

 

fucking right, all vans need a sunroof above the load area

 

Q: Hi, your spelling is terrible.

A: we cant all be perfuck p.s im not a teacher

[KruJoe]

Q: hi mate was looking at ur van and see sum dick about ur spelling tell him to get a life the sad twat go,s to show how sad some ppl are .thanks mate

A: yer it gets on your f,,,ing tits some times but hay hoo i am good with me hands thanks mate

 

 

PS Bo11ox UR ON FIRE 2NITE

[mk1_4dr]

Wrong side of the pond, correct side of my affections:

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1973-Mer ... 3a73ff4657

[mk1_4dr]

Fugging wars, theres must be something wrong with me because I think this is properly gorgeous.

The interior, that fuselage body, the fablon and most of all being propelled by a 429.

Lovely, and definitely worth $12k..

 

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Mercury- ... 2c64fc6386

 

Im only 12grand short, and the little fact its at the otherside of the water. Bastard.

[worldofceri]

Always remember the ruddy-faced feller that used to come into my pez station in a mint red one (C345WWD), he always wore very cheap-looking white office shirts and looked timid and a bit bewildered. i reckon he had been shat on by his work and was trying to cling on till retirement but battling a bit of a drink or depression problem. His was the 'spirit' model with flush wheeltrims. Thats about all i can remember about him TBH, hope thats OK

 

'Sfunny that we're all on here having a right ol' lol at these shit ol' cars and thinking 'cor, that'd be a right laugh to blezz about in' when others are just thinking how sad and depressing their life is 'cause they've got a crap job, crap white shirt, crap car...