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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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there's no need to be cilly
Billy. :D (See what i did there? I'm hilarious, me.)
willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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More from that mad hailstorm in Leciestershire the other week, can't imagine a plate-glass greenhouse would stand up much to that.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Just add tattoos, lager, youths with no tops on and a housing estate

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/yamaha-raptor ... 4abb111b8d

 

'Iv bin told if u pass ur test on 1 ov thes u can drive an Bitsofshitty Animal Warlord Genocide Meglamaniac 2.7TD wiv 23 inch wheelz'

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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How long before this crock of bollocks is pulled?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GET-A-FRENCH- ... 460705e658

 

'STOP PAYING TAX, SORN, UK MOT ETC...GET YOUR FRENCH REGISTRATION IN ONE DAY RIGHT NOW WITH ANY CAR, CAT D, CAT C, SALVAGE EXCEPT AMERICAN CARS ONLY EUROPEAN!!!! YOU DON'T NEED FRENCH ADRESS, I WILL GIVE YOU FRENCH ADRESS, OR IF YOU HAVE ONE THAT'S ALSO GOOD, I WILL GET YOUR FRENCH MOT, AND EVERYTHING IN ONLY 6 HOURS AT THE FRENCH OFFICES. BEFORE COMING PREPARE YOUR CERTIFICATE OF CONFORMITY WITH YOU; YOU CAN GET ONE FROM: WWW.EUROCOC.EU >>>>>>(They will ship it in 7 business day by UPS) I LIVE NEAR PARIS ABOUT 10 MIN.YOU WILL AVOID ENGLISH FINE AND YOU WILL BE EXEMPT OF TAX

PLEASE DON'T BUY IT NOW!! (PRICE IS ONLY FOR FRENCH REGISTRATION, YOU CAN PROVIDE YOUR OWN INSURANCE IT S UP TO YOU) YOU WILL PAY ONLY WHEN GETTING YOUR FRENCH REGISTRATION!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN ALSO PROVIDE YOU ONE YEAR INSURANCE, I USED TO BE BROKER AT INSURANCE COMPANY. I WILL GIVE YOU A GOOD PRICE. FOR REQUEST JUST ASK. DON'T MISS THE OPPORTUNITY'

 

Yeah, WHATEVS

morris_ital_lover Rank: Citroen Ami

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Yeah that'll work, a load of RHD cars on frog plates bombing around Skintshire. You'd hope plod would see that a few miles off.* Were they to do it on Irish plates that might work seeing as they are at least RHD.

 

*In fairness Thames Valley Police let someone use a civic in Oxford on Arab plates for about 5 years. :roll:

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Interesting to see he will get you a French MOT without you getting out of your armchair, I wonder how he's gonna do that?

worldofceri Rank: Renault 16

worldofceri

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There is (or was for a few years at least) a builder's van running around Leamington on German plates. It may have been lhd but it blatently had signwriting in English for a local firm, local phone number etc...

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

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Crazy thing is someone will probably give him the asking price for it.

morris_ital_lover Rank: Citroen Ami

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That Dino kit car looks like a squished photo of a Dino.... :lol:

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/300764614416? ... 1438.l2649

 

This is the Singer i saw at a boot sale as well as a show a few months ago, the chap wanted £700 for it but it was quite tatty, it got bought by someone over on Retro Rides but it's now appeared on ebay sounding a lot nicer then it really is...

 

as to be expected there is a bit of rust here and there but nothing major

 

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1968 Singer Vogue 1725 Estate by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr

 

one of the rear arches is a bit suspect with a bit of filler in

 

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1968 Singer Vogue 1725 Estate by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr

 

the doors are solid as are the wings/roof/sills etc etc

 

Except for the hole in the middle of the roof were the CB aerial once was, it's up to £1000 already, someones going to be disappointed.

 

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1968 Singer Vogue 1725 Estate by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr

TagoraSX Rank: Citroen Ami

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If its a little crusty on the outside you can be 100% sure its very rotten underneath.....

rml2345 Rank: Renault 16

rml2345

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OH EM GEE SOGA ETC! The seller should be stoned to death for being a bit optimistic*.

Wilko220 Rank: Renault 16

Wilko220

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Does look as if he's being a little economical with the truth in his description. Having said that though, if you're the sort of person who bids more than a grand on a 44-year-old, 184,000-mile Hillman Hunter without going to have a look at it first, you're probably the sort of person who can afford to be disappointed...

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Skizzer's epic Jag thread sent me once again heading in the direction of Gumtree to see if there are any worthy S3s, and lo!.. :D

 

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OK so it's lacking such niceties as tax and a test but would you look at the sexy beast in the background.... 8)

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

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^ Do it! It looks a fair bit tidier than mine, assuming the inside and the underside are in similar nick.

 

Plus if it turns out to have no engine or something, I'll have the front wings off you for cash money :mrgreen:

 

 

Edit: That's the only Starcraft in the world that isn't covered in moss. Phakt.

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