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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I  absolutely love that, and may stick a bid on. If anyone here tries the same I will come to your house at 3.00am, piss neat vodka through your letterbox and sexually interfere with your cat's bottom. WORD.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLKSWAGEN-BEETLE-CONVERTIBLE-SPEEDSTER-OXFORD-EDITION-50-000-SPENT-CUSTOM-PX-/111329741304?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19ebc509f8

 

Someone allegedly spent 50,000 (fifty thousand!) fucking quid on that. You have to like the way despite that someone still managed to cobble a 1979 Ring rear foglight to the back.

 

'DO NOT BE FOOLED'

 

...into spending fifty grand making a shit car look even shitter?

 

 

*The interior is so eye bleedingly gopping, you'll probably poke your own retinas out with a hot needle if you look at it.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-transporter-2-0l-caddy-golf-passat-euro-look-rat-look-dub-custom-lowered-/271455617355?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f3404014b

 

'I tried to cut the springs and nail a Raleigh Chipper to the roof before pouring paint stripper onto the brake calipers. Unfortunately, due to my uniqueness I decided to end it all. But as there's no smoke from the engine I tried to electricity myself as I haven't got gas'

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NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Just did a spot of googling on the Shitster Beetle to see who the 'legendary pop star ' who had it built was. Couldn't find out ,but did find that Bonhams sold it 2 years ago for £6325 including premium.

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willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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 BRAND NEW AUDI S3 1.8 TURBO ENGINE WHICH PRODUCES AROUND 270BHP + 

 

I'd love to put that on a dyno in front of the seller to watch it produce nowhere near 270hp.

forddeliveryboy Rank: Isuzu Florian

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVERP6-3500s-Mint-Green-/251503284313

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Wheels - £400

ET headrests - £300

Steering wheel - £200

 

There is a problem, though.

 

 

 

I love buying a car up in Scotland, always a better train journey with more interesting and fewer people, the person selling offers you a glass of if not a bed and several glasses of and the drive home is superb, if it's a decent car. But then again, I don't live in Slurrey or the Moan Counties.

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forddeliveryboy Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Cause if plod stopped you and asked if it was legal, you would pretend to be Russian and simply run him and his plodcar over. There's little reason why with a six and a half to one comp ratio you couldn't run it on at least half paraffin - and run the whole laybay of Custard+Exercise and plod over, if they dared ask. Bloody slow with almost seven tons to pull. But satisfying in a way a Vauxhall Corsa never will be.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I love buying a car up in Scotland, always a better train journey with more interesting and fewer people, the person selling offers you a glass of if not a bed and several glasses of and the drive home is superb, if it's a decent car. But then again, I don't live in Slurrey or the Moan Counties.

 

You got me wrong. I would drive a car home from bleedin Beirut if need be (oh, wait...), but this particular car can't be driven home, because UK laws just fucking suck, period. Hence it being located in Inverness constitutes a financial problem, because the next thing is some daft transporterer gives you a quote similar to a mortgage. If things were remotely sane here, I'd have hit that damn BIN button and would be on my way by now.

forddeliveryboy Rank: Isuzu Florian

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You got me wrong. I would drive a car home from bleedin Beirut if need be (oh, wait...), but this particular car can't be driven home, because UK laws just fucking suck, period. Hence it being located in Inverness constitutes a financial problem, because the next thing is some daft transporterer gives you a quote similar to a mortgage. If things were remotely sane here, I'd have hit that damn BIN button and would be on my way by now.

 

You need a decently-sized diseasal which enjoys veg oil (20ppl) as much as pump dino.

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Conrad D. Conelrad

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Bentley

Price: £63,000

Surely a huge amount of effort has gone into this advert, to sell a car for £63,000. 

 

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central locking, all the BentleyElectrics

 

Whoa, central locking! Who could ever imagine such luxury. 

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garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

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I'd love one of these, the boxy wheelarches and round headlights look much better than the earlier Midas versions.  Seller says "offers" which is always a tricky thing, is he after £200 or £2000?

 

The colour is a bit meh, but on the bright side he says the gelcoat is fucked anyway

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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'spears or reapers', flipping ace man. I'm going to use that next time i have an old shitter to offload!!!

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CortinaDave Rank: Renault 16

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Given that choice I'll take the spears.

 

I saw a corsa the other day listed with "boot full of spear parts included"

 

Ideal for all your medieval battle reenactment needs.

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Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Just noticed that Midas has got door mirrors off a Renault 14. Bet they're easy* to find. (I'll get me anorak.)

 

You can still get kits to make yourself a new one, it turns out - http://www.midascars.co.uk.

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