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Sudsprint Rank: BL Wedge

Sudsprint

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-156-1-8-T-Spark-/191104955895

 

Always used to be amazed by these spoilers, they look utterly fucking ridiculous, like some sort of carrying handle, but I think they are a pukka Alfa Romeo accessory!!!! jesus christ man.

When I flew over to Amsterdam to collect my new 156 in 2000 (5k saving IIRC) I asked the salesman which customers specified those comedy boot spoilers?

 

He replied 'English people' 

EssDeeWon Rank: Renault 16

EssDeeWon

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk5-Cortina-Estate-1-6-/171272969159?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27e0aa1bc7

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crying out to be slammed on some 4 spokes

 

Dick!

 

 Please bear in mind that the classic ford show at Santa Pod is just around the corner so grab yourself a bargain before the price inflate

 

 

Still a dick

 

sure i have forgotten something

 

 

Yeah, your a dick.

derskine Rank: Citroen Ami

derskine

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Why have a Ferrari when you can have the reliability* of an MR2?

Oh yeah, because it looks shit.

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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Bargain Alert!

 

I would love this - nice Camry Exec Estate - £350 with half a year of test left. According to the seller, the previous owner had it serviced twice a year.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/toyota-camry-2l-gli-executive/1052690027

 

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Sadly, since it won't even fit in the sellers camera, I doubt it will fit on my drive.

 

If you could keep the rust at bay, I reckon this could be a great 'forever' daily - old enough, good enough and simple enough for you to want to keep, use and maintain it yourself until the oil wells dry up.

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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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Reasonably priced Moggie, the saloons seem to have calmed down a bit price-wise, might have to try one one day.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1966-Morris-MINOR-1000-4-DR-DRIVES-PERFECT-FULL-MOT-PX-SWAP-WELCOME-/321355261218?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4ad2442522

 

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That does seem like a good deal, what a nice car. You might even be able to get more money off since the dealer doesn't understand numbers:

 

Mileage: 66,012 Miles

 

I CAN NOT WARRANTY THE MILES JUST LISTED WHAT THE CLOCK STATES

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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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That pile of something in the background, have you tried putting that on the car to see if it fits better than the real hood?

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rml2345 Rank: Renault 16

rml2345

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^ I love that display on old Sierras. It looks like the doors are flying in close formation with the front and rear. 

CortinaDave Rank: Renault 16

CortinaDave

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that Sierra rocks my socks. Hope some kit car NOB doesnt rape it of the low mileage running gear for some fibreglass shitbox

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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That Sierra is the hottest thing since Susanna Reid flashed her gash to bleary eyed morning risers.

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Jon Rank: Renault 16

Jon

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Wow, a 1938 Citroen Traction Avant! £1000 start price.

 

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But wait, what's that parked next to it?

 

 

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It's only the other white Visa GTi in NZ! Citroen NZ imported two of each colour (white, black, grey, red) to test the waters for the local market but it cost more than a V8 Commodore, so obviously took a while to shift them,so only 8 were sold new here. Nice to know the survival rate of white ones is 100%, though I had seen pictures of this one before. Am sure to be giving the seller a call and introducing myself....

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/browse/listing.aspx?id=707535130&rewritten=true

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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L51UGO COLLECTORS EDITION

 

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It is a collectable car and will not dissappoint the buyer.

 

It is a Ghia Si but let's not get too excited. 

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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More low hanging fruit. 

 

“needs a bit of love onlyâ€Â

 

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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^ I love that display on old Sierras. It looks like the doors are flying in close formation with the front and rear. 

 

Back then I found it pointless, gaudy, patronising, and it turned out to be the harbinger of everything that's wrong with the newfangled tosh.

I now wish we had stopped it right there and then.

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