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autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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4x Jaaaag MKX and 6x 420G :shock:

 

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Lankytim Rank: Isuzu Florian

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I've seen 240 that on the VOC forum, it's a cherished car, really well looked after, owned for years and won awards e.t.c.. No idea why they don't repair it themselves.

meshking Rank: Citroen Ami

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I've seen 240 that on the VOC forum, it's a cherished car, really well looked after, owned for years and won awards e.t.c.. No idea why they don't repair it themselves.

 

Given that it needs a bush, two headlights and some welding I'm surprised they don't just get it fixed!

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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Can't do pics because I'm on an iPad :roll:

 

"The best way to do email, browse the internet, 90% of which still uses flash etc..."

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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And here's another old fibreglassed tub, only this heap of shit isn't worth a five spot.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-VAUXHALL ... 20c848381b

 

'some recites'

 

pam-ayres.jpg

 

'Oh, I wish I’d looked after me Nova,

And spotted the perils sprayed over,

All the tat that I glued,

After Halfords I queued,

Oh, I wish I’d looked after me Nova.

 

I wish I’d been that much more willin’

When I had more metal there than fillin’

To pass up that grinder,

From respect to be kinder

And to buy something else with me shillin’.'

Paul Dupart Rank: BL Wedge

Paul Dupart

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And here's another old fibreglassed tub, only this heap of shit isn't worth a five spot.

 

$T2eC16FHJHEE9ny2pwWzBQ!UKSswOw~~60_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-VAUXHALL ... 20c848381b

 

'some recites'

 

pam-ayres.jpg

 

'Oh, I wish I’d looked after me Nova,

And spotted the perils sprayed over,

All the tat that I glued,

After Halfords I queued,

Oh, I wish I’d looked after me Nova.

 

I wish I’d been that much more willin’

When I had more metal there than fillin’

To pass up that grinder,

From respect to be kinder

And to buy something else with me shillin’.'

 

Brilliant! :D

worldofceri Rank: Renault 16

worldofceri

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That five quid caravan is the sort of bargain Ebay should be full of but just isn't. If I had anywhere to park it I would definitely be on it. I'd love to spend a few weekends pottering around fixing that up - it doesn't look like it needs much at all . Gas lights ftw! Would be great to take it to a fancy Caravan Club site where everyone has a brand new 4×4, twenty grands worth of twin axle tourer and a massive awning with all the gear, and tell everyone who'll listen that your caravan cost the grand total of a fiver.

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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Crusty Riva wagon.

 

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hairymel Rank: BL Wedge

hairymel

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4x Jaaaag MKX and 6x 420G :shock:

 

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these are about 200yards from where i am sitting right now.

 

must pop round and see what other shite he is selling off :lol:

retrogeezer Rank: Renault 16

retrogeezer

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Billy, you have surpassed even your own high standards with the Pam Ayres poem....twelvty/ten! :lol::lol:

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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That Jeep looks like the result of a drug fuelled BUMMING between a Mahindra and Brum.

John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

John F

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MONG OF THE WEEK CANDIDATE!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2-5-TD-RANGE- ... 3cc87f02ea

 

On the face of it, a reasonably cheap 2.5 TD P38 Range Rover, BUT...

 

Unforchuntly the turbo on this range rover is broken,but on the other hand it dose have new disc brakes on the back wheels.

 

Oh, that's all right then.

 

My grandad has spent lots of money coverting the shashe from a air shashe to a coil shashe

 

 

Er... good?

 

please be jenerous whith your biding because grandad is going to give me a percentige

 

 

He should give you a kick up the arse for skipping off school, you twonk.

vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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Genuine £5.00 caravan

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Would if I had a towing vehicle and could find somewhere to put it, that's very much my sort of thing.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-MK2-Vaux ... 1016482162

 

Old boy gives his owned-from-new, full-service-historied Astra to his grandson, grandson gives it a coat of the old matt black, then decides (rightly) that it looks fucking shite, sticks it on the bay, inevitably no normal person will touch it with a bargepole, Astra ends up going round the oval.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Check out this turnip

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk1-Volkswage ... 27c928126d

 

'Mk1 golf front valance cut and made to fit the polo front end'

 

Oh aye, effing great job. The panels gaps are wide enough to stick an elephant's beef thermometer through and he's fruined what was probably a nice little car.

Guest

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That Jeep looks like the result of a drug fuelled BUMMING between a Mahindra and Brum.

 

Check the title on the bay..........it's very 'rear' :D

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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In a rather surprising turn of events, Mrs Skizzer wants me to buy that green Princess 2200 from a few pages back :shock:

 

Anyone else on here mad keen on it? If so I shan't stand in your way; otherwise, here goes.

 

Have a pic of the sumptuous beige velour interior to refresh your memory:

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worldofceri Rank: Renault 16

worldofceri

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Wow. Mrs Skizzer is a keeper.

 

In other news, have we had this Rover P6 Wildlife Habitat yet?

 

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According to the vendor it has lots of rare NADA spec extras. Presumably they don't mean the dandelion growing out of the scuttle. The engine was allegedly turned over by hand recently, in which case Bonnet Panel Gap Lichen grows back exceedingly quickly in their neck of the jungle.

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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Unique National, apparently a good chassis and the primeval fun of a semi-auto gearbox. £1000

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