eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

 

'the Turbo has now give up'

 

Unreliable shit.

 

'needs the sil welding'

 

All Vauxhalls are crap.

 

'It needs a CV boot on the inner' 

 

Two minute wonders these Corsas.

 

'just put new timing belt and aux belts on to it, also had new steering gater'

 

What a waste of money, car must owe you a fortune.

 

 

 

 

[Cavcraft]

 

BONG!

 

Warrington strong man winner pulls Austin out of garage

 

 

 

 

BONG

 

Bonus MILF caught buffing herself up in street

 

 

 

 

 

BONG

 

ATCNBE!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1955-Austin-A30-/262376539558?hash=item3d16dc45a6:g:FKUAAOSwQjNW9FCk

[michael t]

Probably fucked... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-LADA-RIVA-L-ESTATE-ONLY-1-PREVIOUS-OWNER-stored-for-the-last-10-years-/351692207907?hash=item51e27d3723:g:yzEAAOSwsN9W~4zu

 

[Cavcraft]

Swedish, Swedish I was only joking
When I said by rights you should be
axed right in your head

 

 

Bigmouth, bigmouth
Bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to tape the sound proof in place
Within the engine space

 

 

 

Bady papped Volvo
on a road side desolate
will Nature make a man of me yet?

 

 

why photo the side complexities

when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?

 

 

I would bid on this tonight
but I haven't got a bleeding clue
this man said "it's gruesome
that the description is total dog pooh

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-V40-2-0-auto-2004MY-T-Sport-Luxury-FOR-SALE-/111962365517?hash=item1a117a1e4d:g:Gv4AAOSw9r1WArOG

 

 

'contact me for more info on....'

[Cavcraft]

1959 AUSTIN A55 CAMBRIDGE

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1959-AUSTIN-A55-CAMBRIDGE-MEGA-RARE-HIGH-FIN-LOVELY-EARLY-CAR-LOW-MILES-/272203525424?hash=item3f60982d30:g:-k8AAOSwy5ZXBijj

 

 

 

 

Jesus wept, what an absolute peach. 100% the best looking ones of the lot those high fin jobs, that's a cracker.

[nacho man]

These are just a bit too girly for me, saying that I have owned two mx5's. 

 

The seller can't quite manage to get the whole car in a photo which is quite an achievement, it exactly an Australian road train is it.

 

crx jap del so crabs sir jrdm 

 

 

Thats a pretty bad ass feature though ain't it.

 

useless mind.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HONDA-CRX-DEL-SOL-SIR-JAP-IMPORT-/252341549476?hash=item3ac0ba79a4:g:8zYAAOSwS7hXACht

[nacho man]

This looks like a great use of £235 

 

 

"Special"

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-NISSAN-100-NX-WHITE-spares-or-repairs-runs-and-drives-lots-of-good-parts-/311584470553?hash=item488be1b619:g:dEYAAOSwWBJXA-Ns

[cort16]

That CRX roof isn't a million miles away from the one on the new mx-5

 

https://youtu.be/cgG3GQSoQSw?t=33

[nacho man]

I am pretty sure if I had this I would be watching gold rush repeats on a friday night with Jennifer Lawrence, instead of my cat.

 

Or in a terrible financial situation.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-JAGUAR-XJ-S-4-0-RED-/222055859516?hash=item33b38f853c:g:A84AAOSwu1VW6Zn7

[nacho man]

You can barely tell it's had an aftermarket bodykit fitted.

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-BMW-M5-3-5-4dr-/252348674360?hash=item3ac1273138:g:EZ4AAOSwe7BWvKGa

[Cavcraft]

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Micra-Tempest-/331826410929?hash=item4d426535b1:g:09QAAOSwJQdXB~50

 

 

'The Sunroof does leak when it has had snow on it hence the sealer'

[nacho man]

This looks it good nick for £395.

 

Probably about as interesting as eating a plain baked potato with no butter.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Carina-E-1-6-Xi-5-Door-/252344703573?hash=item3ac0ea9a55:g:CrIAAOSw-RRXB2W-

 

[nacho man]

I hope the vendor dont mind me posting this as I know he is on here.

 

But LOOK AT IT.

 

http://retrorides.proboards.com/thread/188236/1972-plymouth-valiant-4000ono-nuneaton

 

[Cavcraft]

Aldridge Prior car sales

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-focus-ghia-/322062446179?hash=item4afc6aee63:g:yg0AAOSwEK9XAauk

 

 

'mot expired april 1st 2016 I took it to have it checked over for mot and he said it needs a trackrod end and wipers and back bulb ive put wipers on it and changed the bulb'

 

 

 

Test date 21 March 2016

• Test Result Fail
• Odometer reading 171,181 miles
• MOT test number 1813 9949 2220
• Reason(s) for failure
  
  Bonnet retaining device ineffective willnt open (8.4.2)

  Windscreen washer provides insufficient washer liquid (8.2.3)

  offside Windscreen wiper blade insecure (8.2.2)

  nearside Windscreen wiper blade insecure (8.2.2)

  Registration plate lamp not illuminating the registration plate (1.1.C.1e)

  offside front Track rod end ball joint has excessive play (2.2.B.1f)

  rear Brake pipe excessively corroded both rear (3.6.B.2c)

  offside rear Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)

  Exhaust emissions carbon monoxide content after 2nd fast idle excessive (7.3.D.3)

[nacho man]

On the opposite scale of coolness to the plymouth.

 

needs clutch as slips when gets warm but still drives ok  

needs air filter sorting 

little oil leak on sump seal

speedo not working 

little water leak from pump

body work needs sorting 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CHEVROLET-ASTRO-GMC-camper-day-VAN-/252338675430?hash=item3ac08e9ee6:g:WFUAAOSwAuNW7~Z6

 

 

 

[nacho man]

One of my fave cars these.

 

£80 two months ticket. na dizzler with trims.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-306-1-9-diesel-red-spares-or-repair-M-reg-/331826368615?hash=item4d42649067:g:4CAAAOSwSzdXB-yr

 

[mouseflakes]

YES! Near mythical mk 1 estate!!!!!

 

http://www4.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201603292416832

 

estate.jpeg

 

Looks in a right old state.

 

 

These bloody things are two-a-penny....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CITROEN-ZX-ADVANTAGE-DIESEL-AUTOMATIC-ESTATE-SPARES-REPAIR-/141953524646

 

[dome]

You can barely tell it's had an aftermarket bodykit fitted.

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-BMW-M5-3-5-4dr-/252348674360?hash=item3ac1273138:g:EZ4AAOSwe7BWvKGa

Please tell me someone didn't do that to a real M5

[SiC]

These are just a bit too girly for me, saying that I have owned two mx5's.

 

The seller can't quite manage to get the whole car in a photo which is quite an achievement, it exactly an Australian road train is it.

 

crx jap del so crabs sir jrdm

 

 

Thats a pretty bad ass feature though ain't it.

 

useless mind.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HONDA-CRX-DEL-SOL-SIR-JAP-IMPORT-/252341549476?hash=item3ac0ba79a4:g:8zYAAOSwS7hXACht

These have the coolest roof actions ever. I remember when I was young, being transfixed watching one in action in a Honda dealership in the 90s.

 

https://youtu.be/v7pHdiqbh1Y

 

Thing is, despite being complex in their operation, because it's a 1990s Honda it never broke.

 

I also remember, despite my mum seriously looking to buy an white Integra Type-R, my dad talked her around to getting the more practical option of a 3 door civic :/

[sheffcortinacentre]

reg on that black CF camper is close to my dads mk5 .

 

so was new in Sheffield, prob from Bentleys in the city centre.

[MarvinsMom]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Allegro-1100-dl-2-door-/391429461778?hash=item5b23039712:g:xU4AAOSwgApXB7PV

 

we had this yet?

 

dunno if i like it for £2k, but its certainly eye catching in pageant blue.

 

[MarvinsMom]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/151996904760

 

is it considered bad form to like this?

 

its just up the road from me, and i've seen it a few times now giving me a cheeky wink.

 

but what would i do with a 223k mile panel van?

 

but its got a full test, its an LDV, and its £995.

 

but best of all, i like it, dents and all

 

 

[UltraWomble]

^^ Turn it into a camper

[wuvvum]

Maxuseses are great.  I'd probably still have mine if I hadn't needed funds for 'Muricuh.  Mine was the largest body with the least powerful engine and it still went like the clappers - maybe because having body panels made of tin foil keeps the unladen weight down?

[wuvvum]

Cheap Cavalier.

 

[wuvvum]

Bond 875 project located somewhere unpronouncable (or at least requiring more spittle and phlegm than I currently possess) in Wales.

 

[wuvvum]

Cheap but probably terminally rotten ADO16 in Peatboghorror.

 

[17-Coffees]

You can barely tell it's had an aftermarket bodykit fitted.

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-BMW-M5-3-5-4dr-/252348674360?hash=item3ac1273138:g:EZ4AAOSwe7BWvKGa

 

Just shy of TWENTY FUCKING THOUSAND for that? 

A quick search on pistonheads turns out a few cheaper, well looked after, non-barry spec and less leggy examples..

 

And for that, I can't help but like it... 

[lesapandre]

Not an EBAY but near me in London SE8

[Asimo]

Off to stay here soon.

 

What is for sale there I wonder?

 

Oh nice!  Not what I was expecting at all.  Hope it is sold before I get down there.  Love the idea of driving a proper 'Rod in the sunny Pyrenees though.....

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/942558036.htm?ca=13_s