eBay tat volume 3.

[Micrashed]

This £50 opening bid Alto has got to be worth a punt (Im looking at you Billy).

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/T-Reg-Suzuki-Alto-1L-3-Door-/161171909178?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2586982a3a

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Looks like someone's had a 'punt' at the drivers door

[cort16]

£180 seems good for this rough for running Clio 16v over on RR
 

 

http://retrorides.proboards.com/thread/160264/1995-renault-clio-west-london

[Micrashed]

Looks like someone's had a 'punt' at the drivers door

It runs & has 12 months MOT though. Hell for that price I'd drive around in Anne Widdicombe 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-Alfetta-GTV-Classic-Car-RHD-Right-Hand-Drive/321084577595

[Junkman]

NOT PONTIAC FIERO MR2 MONICA BELLUCCI

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ferrari-348-TS-Koenig-Twin-Turbo-Supercar-F40-355-328-308-512-Testrossa-/321102694957

 

 

I am no longer replying to emails on this car due to the huge number people inquiring about it.

 

Obnoxious bellend.

[mouseflakes]

 

Looks like someone's had a 'punt' at the drivers door

It runs & has 12 months MOT though. Hell for that price I'd drive around in Anne Widdicombe

 

I don't think anyone's ever had a punt at Anne.

[Honey Badger]

Calling the Popular Scottish peoples front for the liberation of old Volvos (PSPFLOV)

 

 

 

Super stretched 960 Fo Shale

 

http://www.pistonheads.com/news/default.asp?storyId=29051

[cort16]

 

STARTS AND DRIVES THINK IT NEEDS A NEW PHERMAL START AS NO HOT AIR

 

 

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/bmw-520-i/1041916180

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-305SR-Exceptionally-rare-Beautiful-condition-unrestored-Taxed-MoTd-/201003797408?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2eccc28ba0

 

 

 

Note; Car shown in photo is for comparative purposes only.

 

Still according to the write up it's a 1978 SR model, shame there's no photos.

[HereHareHere]

 

This £899 V6 is demonstrably more important than food. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-02-Peugeot-406-3-0-V6-Coupe-Doctor-owned-JUST-REDUCED-NO-OFFERS-/301039871163?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item46175fe4bb

[Alexg]

Jesus H, will you look at this.... has eBay reached a new idiot level?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/161155308105?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2649

 

 

 

“this is Kates bag (actress/ Shaun of the dead etc.) which she left in the car when she sold it to a car dealer and i bought the car from him together with the bag. bag is in good condition inside and out, dont ask me which make or material it is, seems to be of a high quality anyway and no cheap rubbish. Please note the handles have been cut off by our naughty 4 year old hence you will need to get your own handles fittedâ€Â

 

 

the car is also for sale its a rare classic sports car Subaru SVX 3.3 auto in mechanically excellent condition, and drives as new,

 

[tooSavvy]

...... no body in that bag! Pah!! no story here.......

 

tooSavvy

[dollywobbler]

That girl from Shaun of the Dead is a classy shite-lover. She has also owned a Citroen BX GTi! Perhaps we should invite her here. Actually, given that we usually scare most females away, perhaps we shouldn't.

[cort16]

 

Colour: GOLD

 

If this is gold I'm going to save myself a bloody fortune on that gold ring my mrs wants for her christmas. I'll just need to dip a hula hoop in a septic tank then glue on a cola cube for the ruby.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-AUSTIN-ALLEGRO-1300-SDL-GOLD-/221336146554?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3388a9927a

[cort16]

Gaining scene tax by the minute. I'd like one.

 

 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-escort-rs-2000-4x4-/171194771315?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27dc00e773

[cort16]

Hard working SRi.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-car-vauxhall-SRI-/201003382342?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2eccbc3646

[cort16]

This looks smart for less than a grand. It's even got the 944 donk in it rather than the 2 litre.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PORSCHE-924S-2-5-REAL-PORSCHE-ENGINE-LATE-1988-MODEL-GREAT-WINTER-DAILY-CLASSIC-/301042422390?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item461786d276

[Junkman]

 

STARTS AND DRIVES THINK IT NEEDS A NEW PHERMAL START AS NO HOT AIR

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/bmw-520-i/1041916180

 

Tellyas, those vermin tarts do make the air hot alright.

[cort16]

Christmas is the time for vermin tarts, they go lovely with a glass of sherry.

[cort16]

No reserve 406 Coupe diesel, currently at 420 quid with less than a day to go.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-PEUGEOT-406-HDI-COUPE-S-BLUE-NO-RESERVE-DIESEL-/171193665395?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27dbf00773

[cort16]

Check this out. Looks almost too nice for the money especially given the owner is a volvo expert.

 

 

I was told this car was made in Sweden

 

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C458758

[cort16]

Shit the bed this is tempting at that price.

 

avantime by cort16, on Flickr

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201312040330919/

[srad34]

NOT PONTIAC FIERO MR2 MONICA BELLUCCI

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ferrari-348-TS-Koenig-Twin-Turbo-Supercar-F40-355-328-308-512-Testrossa-/321102694957

 

 

Obnoxious bellend.

Do you think he's refusing to respond to emails as the AS massive keep asking if its really and MR2 lol!

[Pillock]

That Avantime is lovely.... I'd show it a good time, wine and dine it and treat it like it deserves to be treated (although I'd be expecting a shag at the end of the night).

 

As a bonus, it's £1500 so you'll only lose £1500 in about four weeks time when it catastrophically grenades itself.

[cort16]

If I could liquidate my 5 series I'd be on that avantime.

[Spiny Norman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-VIVA-GOLD-/151188555913?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item23338a4889

[Alexg]

If Autoshite did a page-a-day ebay tat calender (lets make it happen for 2015), here's the front cover...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-ActyVan-/331086519663

[mouseflakes]

STARTS AND DRIVES THINK IT NEEDS A NEW PHERMAL START AS NO HOT AIR

 

Thermals Tart anyone?

 

 

[Spiny Norman]

Would.