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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-1500-FWD-1972-project-/151173126289

 

This guy seems impressively barmy. You can tell from his efforts to go all 'Fisher Price' on the engine:

 

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Awesome work there, that really looks the part.

 

 

I reckon he's be arising about with this taking bits off and putting them back on (and selling/losing them as well) for 20 years.

 

 

 

Just the rear half eh? Great work man.

 

Etc.

 

This mental case has had this on the bay a couple of times already with no bids at 250. Now its coming to the end of its 3rd tour of the bay so with a day left he's obv getting a bit more desperate. Accordingly he's just upped the price to 350. Brilliant!

Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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BOGOF Scene tax camper

 

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Only here for three day listing so you could have them for christmas,something to do over the holiday period,better than watching telly and eating too much food

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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After my Herald engine rebuild dragged out to over a year, I vowed that I'd never let a car's MOT expire again. Either fix and test or sell. I'm just trying to avoid this sort of scenario:

 

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This was my first car, and has been stored for the last 35 years.

I started to restore it in the late 80's but ran out of time and effort.

I don't think I am going to take it on as a retirement project, and I would like to sell the garage that it is stored in.
Reluctantly I have decided to sell it. 

warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

warren t claim

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Interestingly the asking price is the same as what mine owes me now and that one needs restoring and it's a Hondamatic, I wonder what mines now worth?

£15,000. GIVE IT THE ENTIRE DOCTOR TREATMENT

 

It was a lovely spring morning when 73 year old Elsie Bagshit headed off to here local Honda car and motorcycle dealer to collect her new Civic. The birds were singing in the trees and the unpleasant memories of catching the blatant filth of Benny Hill show was fading from her mind, Sickening pornography! She remembered the effect that program had on her dear departed Cecil, she even had to hit his pensioners leg with a cold spoon once after one particular episode. Still, she wasn't going to let that unpleasant memory ruin  the new arrival of her white Honda Civic. The salesman had agreed to put a set of mats and wing mirrors on her new Civic ready for her arrival, such a nice man, she thought, he even looks a bit like that lovely Frank Bough, god Frank Bough! He's a man who'd show that smutty Benny Hill how to make a decent television programme. Just then she allowed her mind to wander away from her new Civic and she started to daydream about Frank, imagining him checking her new Civics oil and explaining to her about its advanced triple valve engine by using simple pictures and reassuring her that it'll be fine running on two star petrol. Good old Frank! Suddenly she stopped in her tracks, she imagined Frank touching her knee reassuringly and she felt something strange but almost familiar, a moistening and swelling she hadn't experienced since that night with Cecil after the Coronation party in 1953. She desperately wanted to allow herself to succumb to her long suppressed urges.....  

dugong Rank: Renault 16

dugong

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And then the super yes in Sarah Waters compelled me to buy a Chrysler LeBaron and snort cocaine for the rest of my days.

Wait - wrong piss take. 

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pompei Rank: Renault 16

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Can someone send a message to that Civic seller asking if it has ever been restored?

Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Talking of the doctor, here we have another of his apprentices*

 

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Not a bad effort 6/10. Verdict - The Doctor is still Different Gravy.

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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WHITE, Next MOT due 18/08/2014, 5 seats, TRADE SALE.NO WARRANTY WITH THIS VEHICLE.MECHANICALLY GOOD RUNS AND DRIVES FINE RECENT CLUTCH AND BATTERY.BODY SHOWING SIGNS OF AGE BUT MOT UNTIL AUG 2014, £225

 

 

I wish the doctor did do write ups like that! Fuckin class!

 

Pretty average write up that.

Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Can someone send a message to that Civic seller asking if it has ever been restored?

 

 

could I please ask only the interested potential buyers to call me, and with the greatest respect I do not want long conversations with enthusiasts who want to talk ‘civics’ in general and have no intention of buying my car.

 

Trigger could call him and really piss him off talking chassis numbers, build dates and option lists etc

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