eBay tat volume 3.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

This looks good:

 

 

Someone's stuffed the interior, engine and auto box from a MK2 Escort into this Prefect. So now we know what the interior of a Ford Prefect would look like if they'd kept making them in Venezuela or wherever until 1996. 

[fordperv]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-Y-Fiat-Punto-1-2-Professionally-fitted-body-kit-modified-good-runner-/370940266568

Great job

And wheeltrimz of powah

[trigger]

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201310319582228/sort/priceasc/usedcars/price-to/3500/make/mini/onesearchad/used/onesearchad/nearlynew/onesearchad/new/postcode/

 

Bit modern i know but the write up made me laugh.

 

 

 

 I’m traveling from Chelmsford to Canary Wharf every single day on m24

 

I think your going wrong somewhere love!.

 

 

 

I manage to get about 50-52 mpg on m24

 

 

 

Really lovely and unique car

 

and so it goes on...

[RedSparrow]

'Unique' LOL!

[trigger]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C326326

 

Look at this hot piece of ass, It's a Ventora 3.3 Estate!

[drum]

The mini owner has a 'mom'.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Christ that FE wagon has just caused me to have a level 5 underpant malfunction from which i don't think i will ever recover!

[cort16]

I was following one of those new mini's this morning and it was smoking it's knackers off. The the girl driving it looked none the wiser.

[FredTransit]

ooo not bad

 

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-S-reg-ford-transit-MK1-model-2-0lt-petrol-100-custom-van-1-owner-mint-con-/231092529838?pt=UK_Commercial_Trucks&hash=item35ce302aae#ht_633wt_1158&clk_rvr_id=547302680399&afsrc=1

 

truly lovely condition very late Mk1 with the customary scary price. Not my taste though. I never liked the black bits on the late ones, if its a Mk1 they have to have some chrome!

sorry no idea why linky no worky. Item no 231092529838

[dugong]

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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201310319582228/sort/priceasc/usedcars/price-to/3500/make/mini/onesearchad/used/onesearchad/nearlynew/onesearchad/new/postcode/

 

Bit modern i know but the write up made me laugh.

 

 

I think your going wrong somewhere love!.

 

 

 

and so it goes on...

 

Would. And the car's really awful.

[beko1987]

I would, but not with the car. Was thinking it was something special until I read 118k, dopy spakka bird bashing kerbs etc.

 

If I went to view it I'd expect to see the outline of a podered by fairydust sticker that has been removed. Maybe I should write the advert for the next car I sell like that!

 

'Interiours very comfy, seats have een blown out with fart every day. I've only had one accident with the car, and that was a trouser related one, does a genuwine 29.5mpg, 4 careful lady owners, including me etc

[Micrashed]

I have only just realised that BINI's are 4 seaters not 5.

 

DAFUQ is it with modern car manufacturers that they fail miserably to include a place to stash a fifth person? So many cars  look at I think yeah, great but if I use it as the family cart about I need to leave someone at home or hide them in the boot.

FUXAKE 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

It's a flipping mini, its not meant for carting families about, if you want a 5 seater spend an extra £15k or whatever on that enormous SUV mini variant.

[Mr Livered]

if you want a 5 seater spend an extra £15k or whatever on that enormous SUV mini variant.

Oh yeah, that. A big version of the Mini. Why on earth didn't they call it a Maxi? A missed opportunity?.....

[brickwall]

'Unique' LOL!

 

 

Bit skinny for my liking

[Micrashed]

Oh yeah, that. A big version of the Mini. Why on earth didn't they call it a Maxi? A missed opportunity?.....

 

 

It's a flipping mini, its not meant for carting families about, if you want a 5 seater spend an extra £15k or whatever on that enormous SUV mini variant.

No, my point is, a 1990's MicraShed will accommodate 5 for when I dont want to take the big fuck off bus with us (say we are off somewhere where I know parking will be an issue) but a bloody 2010's MINI which is bigger on the outside than, say, a Mk2 Escort wont seat 5.

 

I mean  DAFUQ. 

[NorfolkNWeigh]

No, my point is, a 1990's MicraShed will accommodate 5 for when I dont want to take the big fuck off bus with us (say we are off somewhere where I know parking will be an issue) but a bloody 2010's MINI which is bigger on the outside than, say, a Mk2 Escort wont seat 5.

 

I mean  DAFUQ.

 

At least the cuntryman has a bigger boot for storing the 3rd child

[gary_davidson]

only £35k

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/111194357686?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649

[cort16]

Indendedador Sierra Diesel. Seems a bit salty even for this high performance model.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/classic-ford-sierra-23-diesel-estate/1038687286#photo-content

 

I'm gonna get one of these one day. This one looks like a great spec..

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2005-rover-75-18-elegance6-month-mottaxspotless-caroffers/1037488172#photo-content

[gary_davidson]

 

 

I'm gonna get one of these one day. This one looks like a great spec..

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2005-rover-75-18-elegance6-month-mottaxspotless-caroffers/1037488172#photo-content

 

 

 

£900 for an 8 year old car that was probably about £20k brand new with some history and below average miles - cheap as chips

[cort16]

Stop it you're doing it wrong!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJR-4-L-supercharged-auto-custom-hot-rod-private-plate-F-S-H-1995-/261328849718?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cd869cb36

 

 

This is much more like it. 55k, a years mot, manual gearbox and 3 grand! I've just had to lay down under my desk to reduce my want levels to a point I can regain some motor controls.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJ6-manuel-55k-from-new-1-former-keeper-/190968012458?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c76949eaa

[cort16]

I had to pop on my welding mask as this was running the risk of burning out my retinas and giving me shite eye.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-Chevrolet-Monte-Carlo-SS-Supercharged-LPG-CONVERTED-Nascar-style-/221316199129?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item33877932d9

[cort16]

This XM has what I believe is described as gangsta lean

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-CITROEN-XM-VSX-TURBO-DIESEL-SILVER-/171172711963?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27dab04e1b

[cort16]

17,000 mile Xantia. Dunno if it's worth over 2 grand like if you cut it it still bleeds green. It does looks very smart though.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-CITROEN-XANTIA-2-0I-VSX-AUTO-1LADY-OWNER-17-000-MILES-FULL-MOT-SERVICE-HIST-/111214824101?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19e4eb8aa5

[Parky]

Rather liking this -big, French, pov spec. Wonder what it ends up going for?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Safrane-2-0-RT-Phase-1-auto-one-owner-low-mileage-original-car-/321249059000?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4acbefa0b8

[cort16]

dollyganger. I bet it's pretty hard work with the autobox though.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-DAIHATSU-SIRION-AUTO-YELLOW-long-mot-and-tax-/281205899484?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item41792d80dc

[Parky]

Pic:

[cort16]

Orange wood or not this diesel S-Class looks to be a bargain at £1700

You could probably buy it, take some decent pictures then stick in autotrader for £2500 and it'd sell in 4 minutes.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-MERCEDES-S320-CDI-AUTO-BLUE-/181259902235?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a33ee9d1b

[Parky]

Pretend you are a middle ranking photocopier salesman from 1989 with this weapon!

 

Just looking at this makes me think of Roxettes "The Look". Sporty trims and red stripe around the outside still looks good to me

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-MK2-1-6LX-MANUAL-LOVELY-CAR-LONG-MOT-TAXED-59-000-MILES-/200976195307?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2ecb1d5eeb

[wuvvum]

This is how a Mini should look.