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Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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Shite photography skills, but a cheap Audi barge.

 

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Lacquer Peel Rank: Talbot Tagora

Lacquer Peel

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This looks alright for the cash although you'll go blind/your brain will shut down trying to read the listing. I really need to get myself an SRi one day.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-SRi130-20SEH-114K-LAST-OWNER-22-YEARS-MOT-SEPT-2013-/271195626975?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f2484dddf

 

Fab but has horrific wheel trims/MEGA stupid claims about number plate.

 

As for this, though....

'BEST CAVALIER EVER MADE'

 

 

He's actually spot on.

 

That's like being the 'fattest rapist', or the 'tallest dwarf'.

shedvan Rank: Austin Maxi

shedvan

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That is Brunelian rust man

CreepingJesus Rank: Renault 16

CreepingJesus

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You have to read the listing for this loony Corsa yourself, to make your mind up. I sat here and did the Fry 'I see what you did there' face, for about 5 minutes, before giving up.

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I know there's not much else to do in Crieff, but be passionate and gentle (I shit you not, it's in the listing) to a poor, abandoned Reliant Robin. The upside of all this rural lovin' is full MOT and tax, and a couple of slot mags as a bonus. Fackin' ace, mate.

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There's not much else to do in the arse end of Fife, either; so I could see myself getting the train up to Dundee to get gentle and passionate with this lovely teflon Astra. Bit pricey tho'...

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Looking wistfully out to the North Sea, this 1300 'Scort just needs a little love to get it back on the road. Apparently. Seller doesn't say what exactly; but given its' in Arbroath, that could be anything from removing the last of the fish, through grinding the welds between the B-pillars back properly, to waiting 'til the MPs shovel the pissed up Commandos into bed or out of the cells. Fucking Arbroath; it's a law unto itself.

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KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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I don't think they heard you Gareth. That 924 is fapping tops, man!

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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One for Luxo:

Cheap, on LPG, and in Sheffield.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/330914673970

 

'93, too, so eligible for classic insurance. Duly added to watchlist.

 

 

Seriously tempted by one of these after show season

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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You ask a tramp if he can hear the engine, and if he says no, pay him 50p

Richard Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Richard

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Cheap, on LPG, and in Sheffield.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/330914673970

 

On petrol it passes the 50p test, showing how smooth it is.

 

What's the 50p test?

 

Rolls Royce engines were supposed to be so smooth that you could balance a 50p coin on them when they were running. 50p coins were thicker in those days though.

cms206 Rank: Lancia Gamma

cms206

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Mk1 Mondeo.

 

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This is a shame; it used to live about three doors down from NuttyHK and Ian Mc in Paisley's delightful garden suburb of Ferguslie Park, but at that time it had all it's own bumpers, original wheeltrims and was PHIT AS PHUCK. Less so now, sadly...

pandarus Rank: Austin Maxi

pandarus

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Nice Astra mk3 for sale down my road

 

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Sorry no link, I am on a tablet and can't work it out!

 

The seller is a genuine guy who looks after his cars and he is a Vauxhall enhusiast.I think he would take an offer, car is located at IP3 in Ipswich.

pandarus Rank: Austin Maxi

pandarus

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1985 Sunny, just 20k on the clock...mmm, I like this

 

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KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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Who's gonna buy this and lend it to Fred?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-405-M ... 0958367154

Were those the original MI16 wheels?

Nope, but the originals are included in the sale. They'll be nice 15 inch five spoke alloys iirc.

Same seller has this one I was saving for you lot:

 

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Is that a Sunbeam next to it?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-W-LOTUS- ... 0962321476

CortinaDave Rank: Renault 16

CortinaDave

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Was bidding on the y reg escort in Arbroath - it was at 520 with ten mind to go so I thought I'd stick a 650 bid on... Someone's just slapped a 1000 bid on it though so that's that. Shame !

 

A grand for a Y reg escort with no ticket. Wow!

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