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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hello, is that vicar's son?

 

'Yes dear, how can I help?'

 

My grandson is a knobhead and he's heard you can spend twenty grand turning a £999 car into a £299 car. Can you help me please?

 

'Oh, THAT vicar's son, hang on a minute please....YO O-A-PEEP, I can bust out some mean car tricks for you, word. YOUR WHEEL GAME WILL BE STRONG MY FRIEND.'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Granada- ... 1e6dc91b91

 

'It's got a genuine Argos fake mahogany faux wood three shelf telly stand nailed into the back'

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Despite hating 2 Pints, I found White Van Man very funny

messerschmitt owner Rank: Renault 16

messerschmitt owner

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Are Audi TTs any good to drive?

get an early one without the rear spoiler - they're the best!

ayd Rank: Austin Maxi

ayd

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Are Audi TTs any good to drive?

 

had the use of one years ago could never get in and out of it without smacking my head

vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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Are Audi TTs any good to drive?

get an early one without the rear spoiler - they're the best!

 

Really? Because I'd heard differently.

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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You're only chancing it if you plan to max out a properly fast one on the Autobahn, if you reach the sort of speed in the UK that causes the instability problems of the original TT then I hope you're on a track.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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That red Biturbo loks well nice apart from the wanky spoiler, whoever fitted that should be killed.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This looks a right laugh and (a rarity now it would seem) the seller seems like a decent person.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Skoda-120L-di ... 1c26b5df0f

 

Back lights need hoying into the nearest skip but the car does look ace.

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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This bloke: Feckin' Eedjit OR Winnar? YOU DECIDE

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Advert selling a white Rancho, with Disabled Access.....advertised by a lead picture of a bird's small tits, and a model red 'un. Weird.

 

Definitely would though. Anyone want to buy an Escort Cabby?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-TALBOT-M ... 9205566958

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

RedSparrow

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This looks a right laugh and (a rarity now it would seem) the seller seems like a decent person.

 

$(KGrHqFHJBsE-M-lQmsIBPpP0pC3W!~~60_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Skoda-120L-di ... 1c26b5df0f

 

Back lights need hoying into the nearest skip but the car does look ace.

 

This, my friends, is how to do it properly. Not too over the top and done by someone who knows what they are doing. Superb.

pompei Rank: Renault 16

pompei

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What that Skoda needs is a repaint in primer or satin black and the arches snipping off. And maybe a few stickers.

willswitchengage Rank: Isuzu Florian

willswitchengage

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This bloke: Feckin' Eedjit OR Winnar? YOU DECIDE

$(KGrHqJ,!nwE9elp87DHBPnWeK8wZ!~~60_12.JPG

 

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Also, thinking about it, where the hell did he get that picture from, unless it's photoshopped? Weirdly, "Matra Rancho boobs" doesn't get any hits in Google Images.

 

"Darling, before you get dressed can I just see what this toy model of our car looks like on you?"

 

(shutter noise) *flash* "What was that?"

 

"Nothing..."

hhhugues Rank: Austin Maxi

hhhugues

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This bloke: Feckin' Eedjit OR Winnar? YOU DECIDE

$(KGrHqJ,!nwE9elp87DHBPnWeK8wZ!~~60_12.JPG

 

0498.jpg

 

Also, thinking about it, where the hell did he get that picture from, unless it's photoshopped? Weirdly, "Matra Rancho boobs" doesn't get any hits in Google Images.

 

"Darling, before you get dressed can I just see what this toy model of our car looks like on you?"

 

(shutter noise) *flash* "What was that?"

 

"Nothing..."

 

best thing is, thats probably what actually happened !

 

i did a little google search too :)

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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Even I'd buy that Rancho! :lol: That's exactly how they should be.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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WTF is this a picture of?

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-VAUXHALL ... 0809835941

 

most of the work has been done for a test just needs a sill and an arch for passengers side an arch for bk on other side and a handbrake cable i wont take less than 5 on the car cos i can make that breaking it

 

Yeah WhatevAr.

 

Verdict: MASSIVE ASSCLAMP

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-NISSAN-S ... 0707940734

 

only 37,500 miles on this. I'd happily blezz round in one of these, they are a proper perky little thing to cane up and down the backroads, great fun. Always remember the ruddy-faced feller that used to come into my pez station in a mint red one (C345WWD), he always wore very cheap-looking white office shirts and looked timid and a bit bewildered. i reckon he had been shat on by his work and was trying to cling on till retirement but battling a bit of a drink or depression problem. His was the 'spirit' model with flush wheeltrims. Thats about all i can remember about him TBH, hope thats OK

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