eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

Hello, is that vicar's son?

 

'Yes dear, how can I help?'

 

My grandson is a knobhead and he's heard you can spend twenty grand turning a £999 car into a £299 car. Can you help me please?

 

'Oh, THAT vicar's son, hang on a minute please....YO O-A-PEEP, I can bust out some mean car tricks for you, word. YOUR WHEEL GAME WILL BE STRONG MY FRIEND.'

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Granada- ... 1e6dc91b91

 

'It's got a genuine Argos fake mahogany faux wood three shelf telly stand nailed into the back'

[Negative Creep]

Despite hating 2 Pints, I found White Van Man very funny

[pompei]

Are Audi TTs any good to drive?

[messerschmitt owner]

Are Audi TTs any good to drive?

get an early one without the rear spoiler - they're the best!

[ayd]

Are Audi TTs any good to drive?

 

had the use of one years ago could never get in and out of it without smacking my head

[vulgalour]

Are Audi TTs any good to drive?

get an early one without the rear spoiler - they're the best!

 

Really? Because I'd heard differently.

[M'coli]

You're only chancing it if you plan to max out a properly fast one on the Autobahn, if you reach the sort of speed in the UK that causes the instability problems of the original TT then I hope you're on a track.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

That red Biturbo loks well nice apart from the wanky spoiler, whoever fitted that should be killed.

[155V6]

Xantia V6 on Autotrader for £395

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/search/used ... 6l_to_2-9l

[Cavcraft]

This looks a right laugh and (a rarity now it would seem) the seller seems like a decent person.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Skoda-120L-di ... 1c26b5df0f

 

Back lights need hoying into the nearest skip but the car does look ace.

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-1-3-TALB ... 231cf135fa

[outlaw118]

This bloke: Feckin' Eedjit OR Winnar? YOU DECIDE

 

Advert selling a white Rancho, with Disabled Access.....advertised by a lead picture of a bird's small tits, and a model red 'un. Weird.

 

Definitely would though. Anyone want to buy an Escort Cabby?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-TALBOT-M ... 9205566958

[RedSparrow]

This looks a right laugh and (a rarity now it would seem) the seller seems like a decent person.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Skoda-120L-di ... 1c26b5df0f

 

Back lights need hoying into the nearest skip but the car does look ace.

 

This, my friends, is how to do it properly. Not too over the top and done by someone who knows what they are doing. Superb.

[pompei]

What that Skoda needs is a repaint in primer or satin black and the arches snipping off. And maybe a few stickers.

[willswitchengage]

This bloke: Feckin' Eedjit OR Winnar? YOU DECIDE

 

 

Also, thinking about it, where the hell did he get that picture from, unless it's photoshopped? Weirdly, "Matra Rancho boobs" doesn't get any hits in Google Images.

 

"Darling, before you get dressed can I just see what this toy model of our car looks like on you?"

 

(shutter noise) *flash* "What was that?"

 

"Nothing..."

[autofive]

This bloke: Feckin' Eedjit OR Winnar? YOU DECIDE

 

Definitely would though.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-TALBOT-M ... 9205566958

 

 

very rare motor with 31,200 miles

 

that wont hang about

[hhhugues]

This bloke: Feckin' Eedjit OR Winnar? YOU DECIDE

 

 

Also, thinking about it, where the hell did he get that picture from, unless it's photoshopped? Weirdly, "Matra Rancho boobs" doesn't get any hits in Google Images.

 

"Darling, before you get dressed can I just see what this toy model of our car looks like on you?"

 

(shutter noise) *flash* "What was that?"

 

"Nothing..."

 

best thing is, thats probably what actually happened !

 

i did a little google search too

[Spiny Norman]

One day Visa.

 

[willswitchengage]

 

Lolz @ complying with ebay weapons rules

[lancashireclamper]

Looks like Las Vegas limos and car sales are moving away from the executive market;

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-L-Proton ... 27c61cc7dc

 

(wonder if £400 includes the ice bucket and disco ball?)

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/317497356.htm?ca=20_s

 

Cortina 1.6 Auto, under 40,000 miles from new, old lady owner, looks absolutely cracking (shite photos mind you), just over the channel. £650

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/317454031.htm?ca=20_s

 

This must haul some serious ass with its 2-cyl aircooled engine and rubber band gearbox, I still would though

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/317358875.htm?ca=20_s

 

Sweet mother of god, would you take a look at the rack on that. 900€!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/317355457.htm?ca=20_s

 

Blimey i'd GO EGG for this badboy, only 400€ and just over the channel as well!!! WANT LEVEL 9

[eddyramrod]

Even I'd buy that Rancho! That's exactly how they should be.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-MAZDA-RX ... 0874575968

 

These are a nice old thing, i like the look of them. Always remember the ads in What car etc going on about the '4-wheel steering' that was just down to some flexi bushes in the rear suspension or something, not a 'real' steering mechanism.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

 

WTF is this a picture of?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-VAUXHALL ... 0809835941

 

most of the work has been done for a test just needs a sill and an arch for passengers side an arch for bk on other side and a handbrake cable i wont take less than 5 on the car cos i can make that breaking it

 

Yeah WhatevAr.

 

Verdict: MASSIVE ASSCLAMP

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-NISSAN-S ... 0707940734

 

only 37,500 miles on this. I'd happily blezz round in one of these, they are a proper perky little thing to cane up and down the backroads, great fun. Always remember the ruddy-faced feller that used to come into my pez station in a mint red one (C345WWD), he always wore very cheap-looking white office shirts and looked timid and a bit bewildered. i reckon he had been shat on by his work and was trying to cling on till retirement but battling a bit of a drink or depression problem. His was the 'spirit' model with flush wheeltrims. Thats about all i can remember about him TBH, hope thats OK

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-COROLL ... 0875869978

 

This loks fuggin grade A, I think the lad is trying to tell us its a one-owner job

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-DODGE-SP ... 0875839504

 

What the f***!!! factory job apparently, christ knows what factory like, i'm guessing not a car/van factory, maybe a garden fork one?