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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-220- ... 1c265807a4

 

'You are a big posh sod with plums in your mouth, and the plums have mutated and they have got beaks. You make pigs smoke. You feed beef burgers to swans. You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in. And in these sheds you have 20ft high chickens, and these chickens are scared because the don't know why they're so big, and they're going, "Oh why am I so massive?" and they're looking down at all the little chickens and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small.'

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Gottle of geer

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-gargo-7- ... 4ab6cc657e

 

'Ford Garago reiesterd as brackdown recovery mot exemped don't bother biding your time waiting for me to type properly, I'm illegitimate'

 

No great surprise that the crossbred word spaz who typed that seems to be claiming this is MOT exempt.

vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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That Safari caravan is a thing of beauty and I want it behind the Princess so I can clog up any A road I happen to be on.

RoadworkUK Rank: Lancia Gamma

RoadworkUK

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"...it as got new breaks" "...it as been very reliarbull" etc. etc.

 

If I read one more cryptically illiterate listing by a vacuum-headed dickfisted wandstroker i'll kick my monitor in and send Selwyn Gummer (MP) the bill.

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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Relive those magical 1970's holidays when it took eleven days to get four miles down the coast

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/14ft-Safari-L ... 3a73804bf8

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-Morris-1 ... 256fc68f7e

 

Buy the crab, slip down to Cornwall and pick up the 'van, and take your time coming home. Crab's even got a towbar already! Winnah! 8)

Wouldn't they just look so right together?

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Fancy a nice cheap camping holiday? Not in a particular hurry to get there? No gradients of more than 1:100 on the way? Don't mind looking a bit of a tit and being overtaken by scruffy Landcrabs towing Safari Lanterns? Then does eBay have the vehicle for you...

 

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ayd Rank: Austin Maxi

ayd

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Barn find XR2

 

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XR2 1986 barn find this car is a 1 owner car with 0 previous owners 45578 miles i dont have any history to back this up

 

Date of Liability 01 12 2008

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/XR2-1986-BARN ... _500wt_951

 

 

sorry and at the risk of one of those 'embarrased' emoticons due to me have having a few alcoholic drinks tonight

 

I don't understand?

 

It's a 1986 XR2 that was last on the road in 2008? I don't see the problem here?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

embarrased emoticon at the ready....

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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overtaken by scruffy Landcrabs towing Safari Lanterns?

 

:lol: As if! But now the picture is in my head, I'll be smiling all night...

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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That is brilliant!

 

COOKER AND FRIDGE ( WHICH HAVENT BEEN TESTED) AS I DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT THIS AS IM SELLING FOR A FRIEND

Er.. why not ask him you div'

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Im hoping the seller of this eventually runs out of money listing it on eBay. That's the 4th time it's been on in very quick succession, and everytime it 'mysteriously' gets loads of bids early on but doesn't quite reach reserve or buy it now. I'm absolutely convinced that there's nothing in this, or the fact it's a private listing.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/land-rover-se ... 27c63a9d72

theorganist Rank: Renault 16

theorganist

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We had one of those Renault Trafic Campers, with the 1647cc engine and that was slow!!

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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Woo Bayern! Anyway...

 

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Reminds me of...

 

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And this just looks awful. I didn't know brutalist architecture made its way into caravan design.

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Not pointless, idiotic, fat, mockney, gobshite, spray tanned, slags, wankers, pondlife, reality, tv, fucking, fuckitty, twats.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hudson-Essex- ... 3a735ee43c

 

'He works very quietly, to the extent that during the boot hard to see if it is already running'

 

I work so quietly once I fell asleep and got the boot. What do I win?

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Check out the loved-up clueless plonker selling this half baked bollocks...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/project-peuge ... 4ab6c954c4

...i have been working on for the last two and a half years, but due to getting in to a relation ship and committing i just dont have the time now

 

.. he's so obviously so wrapped up in his tart, he hasn't even realised the questions are from piss-takers.

You have done well in the last 2 and a half years
is the back bumper really held on with wheel trims..? could i drive it home..
Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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Excellent bargain-itious slushmatic Micra. 8)

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Luxury spec includes...

keep fit windows a heater and fag lighter!

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