Cavcraft Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-220- ... 1c265807a4 'You are a big posh sod with plums in your mouth, and the plums have mutated and they have got beaks. You make pigs smoke. You feed beef burgers to swans. You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in. And in these sheds you have 20ft high chickens, and these chickens are scared because the don't know why they're so big, and they're going, "Oh why am I so massive?" and they're looking down at all the little chickens and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small.' dugong 1
willswitchengage Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-220- ... 1c265807a4 BID ONLY IF YOU INTEND TO BUY Classified ad
Cavcraft Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 Relive those magical 1970's holidays when it took eleven days to get four miles down the coast http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/14ft-Safari-L ... 3a73804bf8 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-Morris-1 ... 256fc68f7e
Cavcraft Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 Gottle of geer http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-gargo-7- ... 4ab6cc657e 'Ford Garago reiesterd as brackdown recovery mot exemped don't bother biding your time waiting for me to type properly, I'm illegitimate' No great surprise that the crossbred word spaz who typed that seems to be claiming this is MOT exempt.
Cavcraft Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 Is it a turd, are you insane? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-PEUGEOT- ... 4d005777c0
vulgalour Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 That Safari caravan is a thing of beauty and I want it behind the Princess so I can clog up any A road I happen to be on.
Mr_Bo11ox Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 Hey i'm sure i've seen that Superman car driving about. I LOL'd
RoadworkUK Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 "...it as got new breaks" "...it as been very reliarbull" etc. etc. If I read one more cryptically illiterate listing by a vacuum-headed dickfisted wandstroker i'll kick my monitor in and send Selwyn Gummer (MP) the bill. Urko 1
wuvvum Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 This looks quite sweet. One for the "late registration madness" thread?
Mr_Bo11ox Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 THESE ARE SUCH A LOOKER!!! http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/289621898.htm?ca=20_s This one is 850€, its not been used for a bit but looks alright to me. MEGAWANT 5! I would love to go and A-frame this back to base.
Mr_Bo11ox Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/295909123.htm?ca=20_s I WANNA GIVE U DEVOTION (€550)
willswitchengage Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 These are excellent, as is the above posted Sunny.
cort16 Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/peugot-207-16-gt-spares-or-repair/101142918 I think this guy's been on the magic mushroom cupa soups. Not going to lie ! Yee kood repair this car ! I jus dnt have time body works goood ! Driveshafts popped out ! Ae B honest probs best jus for parts fnee mee or txt
cort16 Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 225 quid 272,000 mileshttp://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C298604
eddyramrod Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 Relive those magical 1970's holidays when it took eleven days to get four miles down the coast http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/14ft-Safari-L ... 3a73804bf8 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-Morris-1 ... 256fc68f7e Buy the crab, slip down to Cornwall and pick up the 'van, and take your time coming home. Crab's even got a towbar already! Winnah! Wouldn't they just look so right together?
Alexg Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 This is for sale, again.ford escort cotina vauxhall viva renault etchttp://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/simca-1300-fo ... 231c9ad807
wuvvum Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 Fancy a nice cheap camping holiday? Not in a particular hurry to get there? No gradients of more than 1:100 on the way? Don't mind looking a bit of a tit and being overtaken by scruffy Landcrabs towing Safari Lanterns? Then does eBay have the vehicle for you...
ayd Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 Barn find XR2 XR2 1986 barn find this car is a 1 owner car with 0 previous owners 45578 miles i dont have any history to back this up Date of Liability 01 12 2008 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/XR2-1986-BARN ... _500wt_951 sorry and at the risk of one of those 'embarrased' emoticons due to me have having a few alcoholic drinks tonight I don't understand? It's a 1986 XR2 that was last on the road in 2008? I don't see the problem here? embarrased emoticon at the ready....
eddyramrod Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 overtaken by scruffy Landcrabs towing Safari Lanterns? As if! But now the picture is in my head, I'll be smiling all night...
Alexg Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 That is brilliant! COOKER AND FRIDGE ( WHICH HAVENT BEEN TESTED) AS I DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT THIS AS IM SELLING FOR A FRIENDEr.. why not ask him you div'
Cavcraft Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 Im hoping the seller of this eventually runs out of money listing it on eBay. That's the 4th time it's been on in very quick succession, and everytime it 'mysteriously' gets loads of bids early on but doesn't quite reach reserve or buy it now. I'm absolutely convinced that there's nothing in this, or the fact it's a private listing. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/land-rover-se ... 27c63a9d72
theorganist Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 We had one of those Renault Trafic Campers, with the 1647cc engine and that was slow!!
willswitchengage Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 Woo Bayern! Anyway... Reminds me of... And this just looks awful. I didn't know brutalist architecture made its way into caravan design.
Cavcraft Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-1300-4 ... 27c6515029 'I'VE GOT ENOUGH TREATMENT TO LAST' One photo of that and I've got a raging trouser tent.
Alexg Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 Nice original Marina http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-MARINA ... 3f16a9efd3
eddyramrod Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-1300-4 ... 27c6515029 'I'VE GOT ENOUGH TREATMENT TO LAST' One photo of that and I've got a raging trouser tent. Strange man, that does nothing for me. Everyone to their own, you can have that if I can have a tax-free CF with a 2.3 auto in it. Deal?
Cavcraft Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 Not pointless, idiotic, fat, mockney, gobshite, spray tanned, slags, wankers, pondlife, reality, tv, fucking, fuckitty, twats. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hudson-Essex- ... 3a735ee43c 'He works very quietly, to the extent that during the boot hard to see if it is already running' I work so quietly once I fell asleep and got the boot. What do I win?
Alexg Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 Check out the loved-up clueless plonker selling this half baked bollocks... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/project-peuge ... 4ab6c954c4...i have been working on for the last two and a half years, but due to getting in to a relation ship and committing i just dont have the time now .. he's so obviously so wrapped up in his tart, he hasn't even realised the questions are from piss-takers.You have done well in the last 2 and a half yearsis the back bumper really held on with wheel trims..? could i drive it home..
Cavcraft Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 /\Question asked. I R DISAPOINT... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Commer-Q4-A-F ... 4d009fb14f
Spiny Norman Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 Excellent bargain-itious slushmatic Micra. Luxury spec includes...keep fit windows a heater and fag lighter!
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