eBay tat volume 3.

[Dayno]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/296737358774?_skw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01J9MF3NZRZ0EHA94QMT6GSDE6&hash=item4516ecc3b6:g:NAwAAOSwUB5nBCOh&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA0HoV3kP08IDx%2BKZ9MfhVJKmctv3xA4T6JYYSKIBe6eDMFTei%2B0iWceG%2FuRdCEEbLx4Y%2FN5%2BZaw4s2K3Y0BVLnaIPYccXP2aAzw5GlwoGNyO4fwLw%2Fr3NZgp046WCt4%2F395Z3AuCJC%2F6AGO74vn7kI%2FrAf4XocnJGF%2BcRmcZGBGqyFRt3%2FxbZv3jA8oo1%2FlhBpFS35i6xE%2BQgOmkHnwFgUp1wOhhCSKGzjTEJYtbUIBVgXB1TN0r2U2%2BxQavX%2BFba%2Baw6OmpVuTTVQsrxcwl7m3A%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR_jfjo_NZA&mkcid=1&mkrid=710-53481-19255-0&siteid=3&campid=5338985813&customid=&toolid=10001&mkevt=1

[busmansholiday]

3 minutes ago, Dayno said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/296737358774?_skw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01J9MF3NZRZ0EHA94QMT6GSDE6&hash=item4516ecc3b6:g:NAwAAOSwUB5nBCOh&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA0HoV3kP08IDx%2BKZ9MfhVJKmctv3xA4T6JYYSKIBe6eDMFTei%2B0iWceG%2FuRdCEEbLx4Y%2FN5%2BZaw4s2K3Y0BVLnaIPYccXP2aAzw5GlwoGNyO4fwLw%2Fr3NZgp046WCt4%2F395Z3AuCJC%2F6AGO74vn7kI%2FrAf4XocnJGF%2BcRmcZGBGqyFRt3%2FxbZv3jA8oo1%2FlhBpFS35i6xE%2BQgOmkHnwFgUp1wOhhCSKGzjTEJYtbUIBVgXB1TN0r2U2%2BxQavX%2BFba%2Baw6OmpVuTTVQsrxcwl7m3A%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR_jfjo_NZA&mkcid=1&mkrid=710-53481-19255-0&siteid=3&campid=5338985813&customid=&toolid=10001&mkevt=1

Somebody was a masochist looking at the background chod.

 

I remember having our old departmental Viva HA van being replaced by a new Y reg Ital van back in the day. What an utter bag of shit they were when they were new.

[Cavcraft]

Toyota Celica gen 7 car Coupe | eBay

'do not expect a showroom vehicle'

'stupid offers will be ridiculed'

Not as much as the paintwork will be, M8.

[Cavcraft]

Honda NQ50 Spree mini vision monkey bike very rare us market bike | eBay

'two stroke'

[Matty]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/176616052937?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=bhYhR-C4Rki&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=svwv9r4orxa&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

Keep you on your toes in damp weather as the ht leads send a signal up your left leg 

[EyesWeldedShut]

1 minute ago, Matty said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/176616052937?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=bhYhR-C4Rki&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=svwv9r4orxa&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

Keep you on your toes in damp weather as the ht leads send a signal up your left leg 

Still rather own that than the Reliant Kitten it's based on.
How much?
£15,000!
Pass me a kitten

That is utterly woeful

[Matty]

6 minutes ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

Still rather own that than the Reliant Kitten it's based on.
How much?
£15,000!
Pass me a kitten

That is utterly woeful

I mean he probably has summat approaching that in building it. But as I well know spending a lot on a car doesn't mean it's worth more!

[EyesWeldedShut]

13 hours ago, grogee said:

Full compliment of twat stickers on the back so you know exactly what the previous owner is like. (It's manual of course) 

Smoller compliment of giffer stickers in the back so you know exactly who the next owner may be? (It's badermatic of course)

46K, £1500

[D.E]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/226389152067?itmmeta=01J9P0TD1JA8M1N5X2PTD3C331&hash=item34b5d85143:g:NmwAAOSwaxZnBDNs&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAAwIGlUAWZBx1gbu%2FRwYCIK9yx25Dh0Mvg6qaD%2FJUfKyupBYprrGNVh5D8HP3%2FT4ZC0ZeidznDQEYqTMhQ5zA1jGGwvU%2B2%2F9fAN9C4PhUbp%2F0oHs9Srp4gpQJ4dT6w2e7D5E0gb3BaezcsCABK20dLrZg2S6d9XZDseYLgslpiqvX77ipnwp59uWKmW2wIc2vMl3SieBFx%2F%2BZQ5TdKp6aZFtrEudoO7wS%2BAdh9%2FMY9uhkJuB9Cl5gfcolKcrvs5CVQKQ%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR_LQ6cDNZA

[grogee]

£6500. Great colour, broon interior and the Essex V6 boat anchor. It's in Nasty Leeds. 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/126703207604

 

[grogee]

My Toyota is a similar colour with similar terminal lacquer peel. 

£2000 Rugby - yes it's Busso powered. 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/186698796553

[grogee]

I think we've had this crock before. It's an interesting* way to burn £4500. 

Luton, obvs. 

"I have been involved with kit car project design & builds for over 10 years. Buy with confidence, come down and have a look at my other custom one-off designs." 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/335586897084

[Cavcraft]

What a totally convincing replica that 'Ferrari' is. From the shopping list on the front and back wings and the craftmanship like quality of the 'racing use only' switches, there's nothing to tell it apart from the real thing.

They've even helpfully stitched the one thing you'll never have into the seats

[Marshall2810]

 

😂

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/305821663737?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=urGG1gqyQPe&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=q0u7CbdYTNC&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

 

[Supernaut]

1 hour ago, grogee said:

I think we've had this crock before. It's an interesting* way to burn £4500. 

Luton, obvs. 

"I have been involved with kit car project design & builds for over 10 years. Buy with confidence, come down and have a look at my other custom one-off designs." 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/335586897084

It says it has a "B.A.D design" bodykit too.

The jokes just write themselves.

[grogee]

Scala. Ruined by the wheels

£3500 Shrewsbury 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/335608276008

 

[aotb]

15 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Toyota Celica gen 7 car Coupe | eBay

'do not expect a showroom vehicle'

'stupid offers will be ridiculed'

Not as much as the paintwork will be, M8.

Not even a 190 that could be used as a donor for something else.

[Cavcraft]

nissan micra K11 1.0 automatic | eBay

[wesacosa]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1190576055503304/?ref=newsfeed

 

[Cavcraft]

I thought all this stupid shit had died a death now?

2005 VOLKSWAGEN T5 CAMPER CUSTOM PAINT LOWERED, 125K MILES. R AND R BED. | eBay

The writing is on that sign

'I EVEN GOT A PIC TAKEN BY AN ARMED POLICE OFFICER THE OTHER DAY'

Hope he brings a cannon next time.

 

 

[Cavcraft]

Ford Capri Mk1 1600 XL 36k miles 1 owner | eBay

Scam listing? That looks effing amazing for £11,000.

[Cavcraft]

1973 Honda CB250 Classic Motorbike Barn find Project HISTORIC | eBay

Sort of crap, but strangely appealing.

[UltraWomble]

3 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

1973 Honda CB250 Classic Motorbike Barn find Project HISTORIC | eBay

Sort of crap, but strangely appealing.

Lovely - thankfully I can never visit Buxton ever again due to an incident involving  woman with one boob, an AA map, a spirit level and a bradawl.

[UltraWomble]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/286085978424

Because sometimes weeds and grass need a proper talking to...

[UltraWomble]

Ideal for pissing the neighbours off at 7am Sunday morning as you chug down to the shops for some milk...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/326270391025

[Stinkwheel]

16 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

1973 Honda CB250 Classic Motorbike Barn find Project HISTORIC | eBay

Sort of crap, but strangely appealing.

It’s bloody awesome, what are you talking about man, crap, pah!!! 

[D.E]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/126712915030?itmmeta=01J9PX7Q3M719Z090B1VMQNSEG&hash=item1d80ada456:g:nwQAAOSwZ1lnBYY~&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA4IGlUAWZBx1gbu%2FRwYCIK9ymoFgsra94SrAEm6e0Rw1wTbrEQMm%2Fy7xz6zjO2CCW2wCCyfK2jlkDRDLLu8B7VmlAn%2FQCWW66G22ttK69o2C2iwP6Td2YK0NiK2EX2AasZwbsDW21Jf1nP%2Bn4b%2FaVb0Gba9Jga18AXpYCdPHTkOZyNe%2FhDaHf2Ba9KbhFhUkDxuZxzSt%2FbuLcKQRjin%2FqgWK6FFCSFN2DnzXNGmXAMe41pKekNYtNR4kwOvlFHjYUXxRgEXLNVL4Cg4i1HyV4D1ejhqj4MaxyhSqGOLXQh8OH|tkp%3ABk9SR_Lxnt3NZA

[D.E]

Quote

NO ENGINE OR GEARBOX!
I was thinking of a V8 or even an EV!

80s PSA diesel ftw!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/226390548251?itmmeta=01J9PX7Q3NJGR6W0QNTWGP4GKJ&hash=item34b5ed9f1b:g:pWgAAOSw0KdnBX-3&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA4IGlUAWZBx1gbu%2FRwYCIK9yS3LT%2B%2FxyBSvQFbTBbPLZV707TFJTKc0hWdUeYcZo2y4OPSR%2BQEM1JCt6XI0VMJSArPFeRA1p%2F1MUKOYCy68aF%2FTmoGm6GVf1y3paOovCPpKEc--Okp2VhDh%2Bo6AgYK%2FG2%2FrrG9nZnpXXqAM%2FADmqnc11C3lkLmXypYF6tyUC6ER5L1vFx6bBY81YdR02DlKfzydlCXV%2FLGHY7fYJ6f8gzqvArr6w4YU8%2BDP%2Bc02gcY7kiwXDJY%2Fsx6sKxYQe80%2BuPLkf0YU7ne9Eu54X%2FDyR9|tkp%3ABk9SR_Lxnt3NZA

[UltraWomble]

If Fred Flintstone drove a road roller...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/186070745453

 

[D.E]

https://www.carandclassic.com/car/C1789061