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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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2001 VW Passat reliable car - Picture 1 of 9

2001 VW Passat reliable car | eBay

'reliable car'

'Electric window on passenger side doesn’t go down'

But apart from that, it's reliable car?

'The rear doors don’t open'

Reliable car otherwise though, M8?

'the rear wiper needs attention'

Ok, apart from that?

'The boot opens with an attached pull system I have put on'

Or that?

'The heater blower recently stopped working'

'This car has been brilliant to me for years'

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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BMW 523i (E39) 1999 - Picture 5 of 24

BMW 523i (E39) 1999 | eBay

Can't believe they didn't make it more saleable by driving just another 2 miles

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EyesWeldedShut Rank: Lancia Gamma

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1.9 Auto ZX that needs TLC in the fuel department (non runner* but has MOT). Comes with a recon pump - sounds like the owner has lost their mojo on it.
Located in Crook which is miles from here (thankfully ;-) ) 

*starts & runs but then cuts out. States new injectors didn't cure it.

1993 Citroen ZX Advantage 1.9D Automatic - Engine issues, see description - Picture 1 of 17

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EyesWeldedShut Rank: Lancia Gamma

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7 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Can't believe they didn't make it more saleable by driving just another 2 miles

That's 'cos there's less that a quarter of a tank in it and it'll need that much to cover two miles? ;-)

That's a lovely car though (even with naff exhaust/roof)

grogee Rank: Isuzu Florian

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£3690 for that Corsa pram @Aston Martin! What are they on...

Admittedly it's not quite as rubbish as the Metro 'vert but it's close.

Can anyone think of any successful B-segment convertible conversions with fabric roof? (Folding metal roof doesn't count)

SEATMad Rank: Citroen Ami

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£1500 seems a bit steep

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SEATMad Rank: Citroen Ami

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/326274418204?itmmeta=01J852C3Z8ZD98ZNE4F5B3WJBN&hash=item4bf778861c:g:u28AAOSw9Dlm6rdM&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAAwIGlUAWZBx1gbu%2FRwYCIK9y1If%2BMOmzdRhKR5kH6y5ocJZLur3O8z8hrbv3KK%2Fg0%2Fi3v%2B%2FDbks31b10TVpc%2BH7ToF376jOrF%2FnEugP%2FH1NEHSv10dHzxZYm0ri5%2F5mwR1XJDyYmns9OXgz1cH3Duwn08WKgsTu36L2M7RXA6fWWzXoCG34pcATuYTv27UDf%2B9UD174IasvXFizH75L2EVyUGVSYQSpJSENWn%2B2ndoa50228JcdDJwio1UE%2B6su%2BUbA%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR9q_sKLBZA

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SEATMad Rank: Citroen Ami

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SEATMad Rank: Citroen Ami

SEATMad

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/305792322887?itmmeta=01J853GQ01VMXEZHXPT40SY19M&hash=item4732a48d47:g:bL0AAOSws3tm7AUY&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA4IGlUAWZBx1gbu%2FRwYCIK9xYI8VILkYrAlcbGf6MevO4T4%2F6NWPI3SWgsBcpLNmr8DbYZn9FLgRnrEU%2BxBzJN7BvCoXWt7%2F9mtspglmHb6cowgsZ0BsUfYb9dBBD4suX0YCv4oGFBEM4DN1KKuhBRqUfJk0kLFbaDZ%2BcvGwtVGQYMK6wdSbOy47syKquyp0CNYOej777NvBB4iIUT0gXy%2BzLKDHJMrTm0pBtCGv88IYxvbeORXZTpRuBNPu6OPhClT9CDYWHlunY8ZTPQ8wDfU0i1cYxUBqoTA40G%2B2RwB6a|tkp%3ABk9SR4jwwqPBZA

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UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/286033587904

Just Add Pineapple

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 pulled a girl I had fancied for ages, walked her home in the middle of winter snow on the ground stripped off my shirt, got her home and sat there and laughed at her dog all night!!!!! I went home tidied the kitchen for three days flat scrubbed the work surface so hard I removed the pattern from the formica, at night I saw squirmy streaks of snot ooozing out of cracks in my fireplace in psychedelic purple colours, never slept for three nights 

 

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