eBay tat volume 3.

[horriblemercedes]

5 minutes ago, Dave_Q said:

Just random numbers from the seller, it's a 1.5 which had 39k miles on at it's last test in June 2018 and a few for a crispy undercarriage.

No doubt, I just thought minus one litre was funny!

[nomiST]

20 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

 

Mercedes 814 7.5 ton furiture lorry | eBay

 

'No even broken raves in the back of the body'

 

Ha! That's the van that moved us from North London to Devon waaaaay back in 2006, blocked a road and a neighbour (Anger Issues Ian) never spoke to us again.

[horriblemercedes]

 

This could be excellent or dodgy as hell. You decide. At least it won't cost £500+ to tax it since it's on a 55 plate

https://www.gumtree.com/p/lexus/2005-lexus-gs300-se-/1394672780

 

[hairnet]

weird headlight want.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2012-JDM-Honda-C110-Pro-Post-office-bike/274604760731?hash=item3fefb81e9b:g:GzIAAOSwV3Rfzl8H

[img]https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/-poAAOSwlc1fzl8I/s-l1600.jpg[/img]

[strangeangel]

 

 

 

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Miney project car

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2585530991739409/

 

[SteersWithThrottle]

50 minutes ago, horriblemercedes said:

 

This could be excellent or dodgy as hell. You decide. At least it won't cost £500+ to tax it since it's on a 55 plate

https://www.gumtree.com/p/lexus/2005-lexus-gs300-se-/1394672780

 

 

[wuvvum]

Here's a 406 estate with the slightly gutless but ever-reliable HDI 90 engine.

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ive since stuck about 6000 miles on it all mainly motorway and breaking the speed limit all the way,this aint a slow diesel peugeot,she cruises at 90 to a ton,and easily tops 120

Yeah mate, 'course "she" does.  You didn't use to own a Nissan Sunny ZX Coupe did you, perchance?

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Celebrate DVLAxit, our independence from the DVLA and its suffocating red tape by buying this Opel Kadett which appears to come with zero paperwork at all. No registration document, no plates, no NOVA. No problem!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Opel-Kadett-Vauxhall-Astra-MK1-Retro-Car-1-3-OHC-Spares-or-Repair-LHD-not-GTE/193811139564

 

[wuvvum]

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This is a lovely example of a 1.0 litre corsa

And this is an oxymoron.

[wuvvum]

On 1/12/2021 at 2:17 PM, wuvvum said:

Cheap Berlingo with a floppy knob but the best engine (2.0 HDI) and enough free guano to fertilise a field.  Also, despite what the seller says, it still has a month's test left.  I'd be tempted, but my recent experiences with buying shonky diesel Citroëns from Sussex have not been good.

FFS, I've only just twigged that the bloke selling this is the same bloke I bought the C2 from.  So I'll definitely be giving it a miss...

[strangeangel]

Given the prices asked for some seriously shit old mopeds these days, £795 for a proper rarity like this Motobi doesn't sound bad.

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2771186879813325/

 

[strangeangel]

Not nearly as shiny, but just as appealing in its own way, is this magnificent old warrior:

 

 

 

Tree fiddy! What are you waiting for??

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/443368950128002

 

[wuvvum]

This is back on, with a reduced starting price.

MOT exempt now too.  Interestingly the MOT checker reckons it's petrol not diesel, so it may have had a conversion.  I'm almost tempted - it'd be nice for the Iveco to not be the slowest vehicle in the fleet anymore.

[wuvvum]

Megamile diesel Octavia, presumably an ex taxi.  Has issues but seriously bloody cheap for a running and MOT'd 62-plater.

[wuvvum]

Have we had this yet?  @barrett

[wuvvum]

This is as fucked as ever, but the price has come down.

[wuvvum]

14,000-mile K-reg Corolla with a full test for 500 quid.  Sounds like a bargain to me, even with the giffer dents.

[barrett]

14 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

Have we had this yet?  @barrett

Piss off!

 

 

(if it doesn't sell at £2k I might message him. I know he took a low, sensible offer for the red coupe after it failed to sell a few times)

[wuvvum]

This Saab 90 is back on.

[RoadworkUK]

Re.  the Flavia:

".... will make a cool run about, very gangster looking."

Absolutely nailed the likely buying demographic there.

[Amishtat]

43 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

This is as fucked as ever, but the price has come down.

Wow... That's M & S fucked.. 

[Wack]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/318210846192399/?ref=facebook_story_share

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[Ford Prefect]

1987 Maestro 1.3L anyone?

£750 (open to offers), MOT to July 2021, 57,000 miles, no headlining, spares or repair, and two mean looking dogs in the background.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/257687699119255/?ref=product_details&referral_code=undefined

[horriblemercedes]

1 minute ago, Ford Prefect said:

1987 Maestro 1.3L anyone?

£750 (open to offers), MOT to July 2021, 57,000 miles, no headlining, spares or repair, and two mean looking dogs in the background.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/257687699119255/?ref=product_details&referral_code=undefined

I'll only consider it if those natty wheel trims are included

[Soundwave]

Quite an old ad, so no idea if it's still for sale, but this looks lovely, with a pleasingly blue interior. I'd almost consider putting aside my prejudice against giffermatic transmissions for this!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1549070021942775

[Cavcraft]

Ok, ok, maybe someone would piss on an Iv*co

 

 

Iveco | eBay

[Supernaut]

Aye, just an old Proton. I know we like these round here.

 

But...

 

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/lada/lada-proton/1394725538

 

Also yes. The seller thinks it's a "Lada Proton".

 

[hairnet]

2 hours ago, strangeangel said:

Not nearly as shiny, but just as appealing in its own way, is this magnificent old warrior:

 

 

Tree fiddy! What are you waiting for??

 

for 500 blip id buy this

https://www.kaidee.com/product-360122601

https://img.kaidee.com/prd/20201230/360122601/b/3ca60816-435e-41e2-a663-623adf1c9ce2.jpg

[Cavcraft]

BARN FIND Rover 827Si Honda V6 Great History MUST BE SAVED 800 Series | eBay

'Come back and join us next week on Rover Hunt?'

[Cavcraft]

 

Vintage retro classic cadet 10 | eBay

 

'comes with kath kidston flooring that is still boxed up'