eBay tat volume 3.

[Hertz]

 

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1213935

[Hertz]

 

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1193765

[eddyramrod]

Onion and 940?  Whoever that guy is, he needs to be on here!

[Hertz]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugeot-405-GL-1989-G-Reg-Barn-Find/174223002235?hash=item2890800a7b:g:ugwAAOSwC4xecKyp

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vw-t25-camper-2litre-petrol-7k-miles-on-recon-engine-Real-character/324106495172?hash=item4b7640a4c4:g:iw0AAOSwChhecSG1

 

'If my wife had her way'

 

Happy to oblige, M8

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/tour-bus-motorhome-RV-Recreation-Vehicle-camper-van/223949187320?hash=item34246968f8:g:wLUAAOSw-~peXDu-

 

Nice and subtle 

[Cavcraft]

Chair MILF

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-t4-camper-for-sale/114151236702?hash=item1a93f1a45e:g:eEcAAOSwz8teV6ZE

 

 

[Cavcraft]

Still baffles the knackers off me why anybody would convert a luton into a camper and not have any windows.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Camper-Van-Conversion/283817228264?hash=item4214d337e8:g:rHQAAOSw1PNeb7jY

 

'QUICK NOTE THE POLE IN PICTURES IS NOT A PART OF THE BUILD IT IS A DANCE POLE THAT DOES NOT COME WITH THE VAN. '

 

 

That, surely, is the only 'pole' that's ever getting erected in that travelling bucket of wank.

[wuvvum]

1 hour ago, Hertz said:

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1213933

Bloody hell, that's nearly as rough as mine!  

[Cavcraft]

One of those pictures that screamed London before you even checked

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Renault-5-Automatic-1-4-full-MOT-Tax-only-57000-miles-1985-petrol/293515262758?hash=item4456df7b26:g:~8MAAOSw4mNeZnX9

[Cavcraft]

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-240-spares-or-repair/313031208670?hash=item48e21d2ede:g:LpUAAOSwrXZecS4L

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROLLS-ROYCE-SILVER-SHADOW-1972-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS/184215154794?hash=item2ae414306a:g:l08AAOSwhgxecSYu

 

'one day start blowing gearbox oil from the deep stick'

 

'the only rust place on the body its on the back passenger side under the bumper'

 

 

[lesapandre]

8 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

One of those pictures that screamed London before you even checked

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Renault-5-Automatic-1-4-full-MOT-Tax-only-57000-miles-1985-petrol/293515262758?hash=item4456df7b26:g:~8MAAOSw4mNeZnX9

Aye it's grim up North London.

[Cavcraft]

One's a tired old nag in a blue coat that's been left outside to piss its own miserable existence away in the Welsh rain. The other is a horse.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Victor-FE-2300-SL-2-3-L-Reg-72-Project/184214998250?hash=item2ae411ccea:g:Q-AAAOSw01VecPmd

 

If only we knew someone who has a track record for a similar (but much nicer) Vauxhall in Wales. 

[Wack]

18 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Still baffles the knackers off me why anybody would convert a luton into a camper and not have any windows.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Camper-Van-Conversion/283817228264?hash=item4214d337e8:g:rHQAAOSw1PNeb7jY

 

'QUICK NOTE THE POLE IN PICTURES IS NOT A PART OF THE BUILD IT IS A DANCE POLE THAT DOES NOT COME WITH THE VAN. '

 

 

That, surely, is the only 'pole' that's ever getting erected in that travelling bucket of wank.

Imagine opening that door pissed at 3am , ahhh splat 

[Cavcraft]

Oh. My. Actual. Days.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJ12-S1/274309892447?hash=item3fde24c95f:g:aCIAAOSwc1BecPkp

 

'Heather with Cerise'

 

...sounds like a problem with your auntie's fanny. 'Dear Joan, totes soz we couldn't make your birthday, but what with the cost of fucking fuel and Heather with Cerise, we can't really travel in case her minge gets further inflamed by the upholstery. Her clunge is already the same colour, by the time we arrived in Bathstock-upon-trouser snake she'd be fizzing at the bung hole. Lots of love, your faithful brother Eric'

[vulgalour]

If I had [insert reserve amount here] I would very shortly be collecting a pink car.  ESSENTIAL TRAVEL.

[Cavcraft]

You’d have to have a chauffeur, though. Ideally some washed up, pissed up chain smoking has-been who could regale you with stories of Cilla Black accidentally flashing her hirsute ginger sausage hider as she fell out of the car at 3.30am.

 

 

[eddyramrod]

On 3/17/2020 at 10:50 PM, Cavcraft said:

One's a tired old nag in a blue coat that's been left outside to piss its own miserable existence away in the Welsh rain. The other is a horse.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Victor-FE-2300-SL-2-3-L-Reg-72-Project/184214998250?hash=item2ae411ccea:g:Q-AAAOSw01VecPmd

 

If only we knew someone who has a track record for a similar (but much nicer) Vauxhall in Wales. 

1972 makes that a very early example, as that was the changeover year from the FD.  It was also the debut of the 2300 engine.  Worth preserving just on those two counts?  Very probably, but WTF is happening with that interior?

[sheffcortinacentre]

That 2dr Mk5 is a base no opening rear windows.

MK4/5 L 2dr's have opening rears.

[sdkrc]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/324100128977

[Austat]

11 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

One's a tired old nag in a blue coat that's been left outside to piss its own miserable existence away in the Welsh rain. The other is a horse.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Victor-FE-2300-SL-2-3-L-Reg-72-Project/184214998250?hash=item2ae411ccea:g:Q-AAAOSw01VecPmd

 

If only we knew someone who has a track record for a similar (but much nicer) Vauxhall in Wales. 

The previous owner has done such a bodged job, the fake vinyl roof is particularly shite.

I hate the seats:

Here it is a few years back, shame how it turned out over time:

[Rod/b]

7 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Still baffles the knackers off me why anybody would convert a luton into a camper and not have any windows.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Camper-Van-Conversion/283817228264?hash=item4214d337e8:g:rHQAAOSw1PNeb7jY

 

'QUICK NOTE THE POLE IN PICTURES IS NOT A PART OF THE BUILD IT IS A DANCE POLE THAT DOES NOT COME WITH THE VAN. '

 

 

That, surely, is the only 'pole' that's ever getting erected in that travelling bucket of wank.

“Now where can we keep the chemical fucking toilet? Ah yes, in the kitchenette, next to the cool box where we’ll keep the milk”

[Austat]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/591298628135794

[LabRat]

Meanwhile, on farcebook

 

1991 proton aeroback 1.3
25k from new. Checkable with some history
On vesta 3 spoke alloys (original steels in the boot tyreless)
This is something I was planning to do something with. (Possibly banger to benidorm) but due to unforeseen circumstances. That's no longer the case. The car itself is solid as these were galvanised bodies. Unfortunately. Depending on your taste. The previous owner painted it with a roller to mimic the initial D car. Each to there own. And tbh I quite like it lol
It failed its MOT. it needs new rear springs (been cut to lower it) and one front coil over spring for its mot.
About as rare as hens teeth today.
Oozes 90s styling and is a worthy project for someone.
£600 ono
Keighley

Indeed. Might explain any strange stains on the seats...

[BorniteIdentity]

Oooof. This is a little fire cracker.

Olney is absolutely the place to buy a car from. Make sure you offer to take your shoes off as you do the v5.

[Schaefft]

Anyone looking for another cheap Rover 800? How about this one for 200 quid. The C5 next to it is available for 250 quid, too.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/224444025417338/

[Schaefft]

495 quid Prelude with MOT and autotragic:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/828265934342512/

[angle]

One owner 9000 with a years mot and no reserve. 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/333549619348

[Schaefft]

I know this might not be to everyones taste but I love these pre-facelift C5 A6s, especially when they come in a color like this and the vanilla interior. If this was a 2.8, and manual, and a quattro, I would!

695 quid, 11 Months MOT

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2620508111572231/