eBay tat volume 3.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Looks liek the kind of tank that people have for their central heating oil!

[bigstraight6]

I’m not sure what is worse, 1980’s interior design with an old lush swigging lager from a plastic glass, or a single occupancy escape room mounted on a Sherpa. I won’t sleep tonight.

[Cavcraft]

To be honest, it looks like the kind of tank that people have for 'dropping the kids off at the pool' with on building sites.

[SiC]

It's a heating oil tank. You can see the pipe attachment point at the back on the bottom. Then there is the lid on top for it to be filled. 

I imagine it's very grim to be inside. Possibly even dangerous as they aren't exactly designed to have air flow! Plus they smell extremely plastically. 

[Agila]

3 hours ago, MKT said:

Presented without comment

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/197806554796877/

 

Stolen joke from his facebook friends.

They referred to it as "unibog"

Also someone said "fill the tank with red diesel and you could drive around for weeks"

"and you'd still only reach the Scottish Borders"

[Aston Martin]

Remember in Breaking Bad when the guy uses the petrol tanker as a secret way to get people into witness protection?

[georgeinabz]

Presented without comment





https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/197806554796877/
 

£4750 , get quite a few nights in a premier inn for that , with a window.


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[Ghosty]

"Wedding Car".

 

[Sir Snipes]

Get rid of the bed tank and that Freight Rover is fucking cool.

[Cavcraft]

'Hey Monty, want to come and see dad's new car?'

 

 

'Wanna go walkies somewhere nice?'

 

 

'Fuck you then, you can have a whazz in the garden instead'

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-Vauxhall-corsa-1-2-16-valve-2001/264638089138?hash=item3d9da8c7b2:g:KoAAAOSwXeteSq0I

[Cavcraft]

 

Witches, wizzards, skeleton and bat

give this old Transit a fucking good twat

magicians and sorcerers use all your brawn,

leave the side door flapping like your mum's  hippo's yawn

 

 

 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/van-spares-repair/124094780728?hash=item1ce4a01538:g:LEAAAOSwBi5eUs82

 

 

 

 

[SiC]

Isn't this a bit cheap?

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202002237641790

[Maurice Marina]

2 hours ago, bigstraight6 said:

I’m not sure what is worse, 1980’s interior design with an old lush swigging lager from a plastic glass, or a single occupancy escape room mounted on a Sherpa. I won’t sleep tonight.

Go for the old lush. I haven't regretted it.

 

 

[HillmanImp]

https://m.facebook.com/groups/100130886699197?view=permalink&id=2864998426879082

[Maurice Marina]

3 hours ago, Aston Martin said:

The bestest engine bay ever.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Exceptional-Ferrari-F430-Kit-Car-Replica-Recreation-Toyota-MR2-Base/293478772200?hash=item4454b2ade8:g:ZDIAAOSw-IheD79W

TBH the neighbour has a new Ferrari and it isn't a great deal less ghastly than this. Just a question of degrees.

 

[MrSchwifty]

6 hours ago, angle said:

This looks good for £595 or offers. 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/133342227914

This is seriously a steal for someone. One owner, regularly serviced and garaged all its life. JUST LOOK AT IT!

[Cavcraft]

 

She unscrews the top from her new chemical bottle
and  goes for a crap in her VW hovel
Like some kind of witch with brown fingers post shittin
She smells like a cat coz her bog roll's gone missin

 

Blacked out rear lights offer merely a flicker 
typical crap from a  VW licker
Hope EMR deliver it's final reminder
and send this off in small pieces on a big boat to China

 

 

Drinks to remember, turps meths and bleach
wake up alone on some shit North Wales beach
Wormwood Scrubs is a love that I miss very much
Much more than this half-arsed, shit rabbit hutch
A hateful over-rated poxy V-Dub
I'd rather suck donkey wang than be seen in this tub

 

 

 

How we're all wishing a drunk American pilot
Would fly over this and lock his bomb target eyelet
Move his cross hairs dead central, marry up the sight
So we can LOL from a distance at the demise of this shite
The whole things a stinker, the old scene tax bother
Kill it with fire or a crash, please one or the other
Check out the MOT history, it'll make you go dizzy
There's enough fucking work to keep a few garages busy

 

 

Things to remember some 4 star from Elf
and a box of Swan Vesta from that shit kitchen shelf
This tide marked horror won't be missed very much 
please rev it to bollocks and then dump the clutch

 

 

What fucking cowboy built that for a slumber
I'd rather sleep on the porch with red ants in summer
Put this in the ocean and return to your family
Bury the bastard where it's nice and sandy
Then move back to 'C' wing without friend or relation
The punishment block seems a good consolation
This moth ridden shit pit makes you think you've got sod all
I'd rather drink 'Tizer' from a truck driver's pop bottle

 

 

Please, kids, remember don't do drugs by yourself
this kind of shit isn't good for your health
You'll wake up alone in some crappy resort
In a tide marked old shit heap that's labelled V-dub
In a tide marked old shit heap, that's labelled V-dub
In-a-tide-marked-old-shit-heap-that's-labelled-V-dub.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Transporter-T5-Caravelle-Camper-Day-Van-2005-Automatic-Disability-Drive/293482403718?hash=item4454ea1786:g:qPcAAOSw0dZeS8Th

[Austat]

MUCH. WANT.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-1300-Coupe-GL-S7-RHD-Air-cooled-engine-Aircon/264642653137?hash=item3d9dee6bd1:g:jmkAAOSwqJReT9Kw

The reserve is probably quite high and it's in NL, but it's in really nice condition. I know a few were sold in the UK, whatever happened to them?

[Austat]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/reliant-kitten-k20-turbo-fitted-reliant-turbo-rat-rod/223913775588?hash=item34224d11e4:g:6zsAAOSwIWBeSSnu

Quote

go,s like sh-t at total waight of 800 kg

Looks like shit too M8.

[Austat]

No reserve, 1020 quid at the moment:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/EXCELLENT-ORIGINAL-EXAMPLE-DESERVES-FULL-RESTORATION/254520207561?hash=item3b429628c9:g:fIsAAOSw7xZeUU7r

[Austat]

This is up for sale again:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-STRADA-RITMO-105TC-RARE-FIND-Y-REG-1983-LOW-MILES-6-OWNERS/333524824811?hash=item4da7a0f2eb:g:wcsAAOSwDy1eUstF

[Austat]

Poverty spec Diesel Ritmo, phwoar! Going for roughly 1100 quid:

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1750539328.htm/

[sdkrc]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/462792081294823/

Stolen from retrorides

[egg]

Surprised that is still for sale. Shame I bought the Metro (even though this would have soon got very expensive). Worst ever wood trim?

[BeEP]

I don't know anything about these but this seems a good deal at £450 with decent length MOT (apologies if repost)

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202002177394894

[barrett]

8 hours ago, Austat said:

MUCH. WANT.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-1300-Coupe-GL-S7-RHD-Air-cooled-engine-Aircon/264642653137?hash=item3d9dee6bd1:g:jmkAAOSwqJReT9Kw

The reserve is probably quite high and it's in NL, but it's in really nice condition. I know a few were sold in the UK, whatever happened to them?

Lovely. These are really ace things. But where would you find the proper interior for one?

[Fabergé Greggs]

5 hours ago, Austat said:

Poverty spec Diesel Ritmo, phwoar! Going for roughly 1100 quid:

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1750539328.htm/

What year is that? ULEZ exempt? 

[bramz7]

That'll be a series one so 1980-82.

 

It's down as 1982 on the advert. I think these diesel ones were well known for a very heavy front end though. 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

This friggin camper is just mind-bogglingly awful. I thought that Sherpa with a septic tank on the back was bad but I'd kip in that any day over this POS. 'Camper Parking Only'? '#Vanlife'? FUCK OFF!!!! (and thats coming from someone who still dreams of living in a box on wheels)

[Sir Snipes]

Got a link for that @Mr_Bo11ox?