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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Let's not talk about it having the wrong engine, and perhaps concentrate on why one of the seven dwarfs is fondling Snow White's missing arse.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-transit-ice-cream-van-spares-or-repairs/223347042376?hash=item3400856848:g:AWYAAOSwWN5cTaBW

Cheggers Rank: Lancia Gamma

Cheggers

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You should defo do that, Cheggers. Then whazz round in it and get so sick of being an international standard fanny magnet that you roffle it for £5 a ticket.

Or keep it and roffle the TT for £5 a ticket

 

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Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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" The bed is a lot bigger than you might think. "

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-H-Reg-Seat-Terra-Danbury-Camper-47-770-miles/192805778238?hash=item2ce41eb33e:g:NJYAAOSw6IdcTcdz

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Perhaps sir would like more space for a bigger bed?

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-VAL-Chinese-6-Panorama-Camper-Transporter/173764297516?hash=item287528c32c:g:ur4AAOSwusdcTa7x

Brodders Rank: Citroen Ami

Brodders

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Yes, the seller can't take a picture with the whole car in the frame.

 

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And yes, a CDX shouldn't have wheel trims, let alone these dreadful aftermarket ones.

 

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And yes, those "leather" seats probably contain as much leather as the "Emporio Amani" jacket you bought at the market.

 

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However that is all forgiven by the combination of a 2.0 engine and the most unconvincing wood trim fitted to a car in the last 25 years. All for just £250 right now.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-omega/143105249167?_trkparms=aid=111001&algo=REC.SEED&ao=1&asc=20160908105057&meid=6cf499df9cea45b6b54fcf8e21bc697e&pid=100675&rk=3&rkt=15&sd=173760947944&itm=143105249167&_trksid=p2481888.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci:554cf8dc-2270-11e9-becf-74dbd18004c6%7Cparentrq:90f42ab61680a9c16435f1dffff5a070%7Ciid:1&redirect=mobile

Brodders Rank: Citroen Ami

Brodders

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This Acclaim looks very nice with the well coordinated beige interior and exterior. £795 doesn't seem unreasonable for one of these either.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Acclaim-1300-CD-Trio-Automatic/283351126813?_trkparms=aid=111001&algo=REC.SEED&ao=1&asc=20160908105057&meid=6cf499df9cea45b6b54fcf8e21bc697e&pid=100675&rk=2&rkt=15&mehot=pp&sd=173760947944&itm=283351126813&_trksid=p2481888.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci:554cf8dc-2270-11e9-becf-74dbd18004c6%7Cparentrq:90f42ab61680a9c16435f1dffff5a070%7Ciid:1&redirect=mobile

Brodders Rank: Citroen Ami

Brodders

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Another Acclaim, however an auction for a slightly more rusty (but more beige) 1984 L.

 

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Also comes with moody 90s style photos.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-acclaim/113577215093?_trkparms=aid=888007&algo=DISC.MBE&ao=1&asc=55677&meid=34d3c257c5b0446f80d23ce0db6a927f&pid=100009&rk=2&rkt=2&sd=283351126813&itm=113577215093&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&redirect=mobile

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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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That CD is great. Hnnnggg.

 

The number plate means you'd call it ROHY.

 

electric rear windows in 1983, man!

 

I'm thinking about using G101 on that front door card already.

Brodders Rank: Citroen Ami

Brodders

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Perfect for doing your bit in making England's motorways look like they did circa 1991. Mk3 Granada Ghia automatic with no bids so far.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Granada-Ghia-1988-Automatic/303035479020?_trkparms=aid=333200&algo=COMP.MBE&ao=1&asc=20180409081753&meid=56ea5ce8a0ca44dca6fe55d9ddeca3ec&pid=100008&rk=4&rkt=12&sd=113577215093&itm=303035479020&_trksid=p2047675.c100008.m2219&redirect=mobile

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Q) Can you actually buy a car that looks like your jeans after they faded in the wash?

 

A) s-l1600.jpg

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Vauxhall-Astra-mk2-estate-Spares-or-Repair-Restoration-Project-Rare-Classic/273675022945?hash=item3fb84d7261:g:fs0AAOSwNShcTgSE

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