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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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That ‘man cave’ lamp is ace, shame they’re so far away.

 

I'd happily pick it up for you Cav, but gawd knows how I'd get it to you.

  • LightBulbFun and Cavcraft
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LightBulbFun Rank: Talbot Tagora

LightBulbFun

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I'd happily pick it up for you Cav, but gawd knows how I'd get it to you.

 

stick it in the post?

 

it prolly weighs the square root of fuck all so shipping weight wise shouldn't be too costly...

 

either that or nip down to your local council depot and see if you can get one from one of the guys, bonus points if you get the proper lighting base for it :)

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Car battery/£1 shop jumps leads/Xenon headlight bulb.

  • tooSavvy, Bamboocarman and LightBulbFun
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Aston Martin Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Aston Martin

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£150 no MOT.

 

This is the longest fail sheet I've ever seen.

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/392356597974671/

 

 

Do not drive until repaired (dangerous defects):

Nearside Brake pipe at imminent risk of failure or fracture center pipe rear section

Offside Brake pipe leaking on a hydraulic braking system center rear section

Nearside Front Track rod end ball joint worn to the extent there is a serious risk of detachment

Nearside Rear Wheel bearing so rough it is likely to overheat or break up

Repair immediately (major defects):

Offside Front Position lamp not working

Position lamp switch insecure

Engine MIL inoperative or indicates a malfunction

Nearside Rear Other passenger door cannot be opened from outside the vehicle

Offside Rear Brake pipe excessively corroded

Exhaust hydrocarbon content after 2nd fast idle exceeds default limits

Exhaust carbon monoxide content after 2nd fast idle exceeds default limits

Exhaust Lambda reading after 2nd fast idle outside specified limits (8.2.1.2

Exhaust carbon monoxide content at idle exceeds default limits (8.2.1.2

Fluid leak harmful to the environment or a risk to other road users coolant (8.4.1 (a)

Offside Front Track rod end ball joint has excessive play (2.1.3

Offside Rear Suspension component mounting prescribed area excessively corroded significantly reducing structural strength sill (5.3.6

Front Tyre(s) of different sizes are fitted on the same axle. (5.2.3

Rear Tyre(s) of different sizes are fitted on the same axle. (5.2.3

Offside Rear Axle swivel pins and bushes swivel pin and/or bush excessively worn (5.1.2

Rear Brakes imbalanced across an axle 89% (1.2.1

Repair as soon as possible (minor defects):

Battery insecure but not likely to fall from carrier (4.13

Monitor and repair if necessary (advisories):

All direction indicators slightly discoloured both front and both rear (4.4.3

Brake pedal wearing smooth (1.1.2

Nearside Rear Axle swivel pins and bushes swivel pin and/or bush slightly worn (5.1.2

Nearside Rear Tyre worn close to legal limit/worn on edge plus perished and cracked (5.2.3 (e))

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  • NorfolkNWeigh, Cavcraft and Jerzy Woking
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Aston Martin Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Aston Martin

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∆∆∆ Car fit for a pig.

I'm thinking delivery driver for one of those takeaway shops, where you've no idea what nationality they are.

 

Usually named Pizza King or Burger Land.

  • clayts450, Brodders and Dick Cheeseburger
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mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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There's a couple of takeaways round here with kitchens like that.....

  • Dick Cheeseburger
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Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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550 quid, MOT until August. Christmas tree optional.

 

49948115_2406848796005245_41880776503354

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2267233180178200

Think I’d rather have the Christmas tree, but that’s probably just me.

 

 

Tidy early Orion with 2-digit acrylic Sercks. Yum.

 

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https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F223321818570

 

£1020 RNM, not the world’s best listing.

  • Lacquer Peel, BorniteIdentity, MorrisItalSLX and 5 others
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Kringle Rank: Citroen Ami

Kringle

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Bastards! All bids on this have been cancelled and "this item is no longer available"!

I asked them on your behalf. This is the reply:

 

"Hello

I didn’t look too promissing,cause I wouldn’t let it go cheaper than 1000.

But if I cancel lusting in shorter notice than 24 hours they could limit my account!

That’s all as explanation. Thx"

 

Better off with that Lancia Gamma for 795

tul66 Rank: Citroen Ami

tul66

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I like 'em, but my bollocks (not to mention my bank balance) are too small to own a car that requires the engine removing to change the alternator...

Whoever told you that was talking bollocks. It's only a 2 hour job. Ask me how I know!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Those Fiestas (further up page) do seem to attract owners who don't know what 'cleaning' means. Had two or three now that have been absolutely gopping inside.

  • Aston Martin, pompei and egg
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I asked them on your behalf. This is the reply:

 

"Hello

I didn’t look too promissing,cause I wouldn’t let it go cheaper than 1000.

But if I cancel lusting in shorter notice than 24 hours they could limit my account!

That’s all as explanation. Thx"

 

Better off with that Lancia Gamma for 795

 

Serves them (vendor) right then, put a reserve on it or start at the price you want.

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