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95 quid Peugeot Rank: Renault 16

95 quid Peugeot

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On a serious note. Anyone in Suffolk or Newark area have a 'A' frame for rent.

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Jim Bell Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Jim Bell

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Jesus, that 'Lest we forget' van, what a shitter. You just know he's into all that Free Tommy bollocks as well

Who is Tommy Bollocks and whats he done?

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anonymous user

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On a serious note. Anyone in Suffolk or Newark area have a 'A' frame for rent.

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If you're thinking to tow it, make sure you disconnect the air-line from the back tyre; although from the look of that chap you may end up strung from the rafters like those old tyres.

 

 

I'm sure he's a very nice chap really, but don't tell him where I live

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Actually, I've just looked again at that 'Lest We Forget' Ford van, and the spotlights on the roof look like engine management lights. He should paint them yellow.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Who is Tommy Bollocks and whats he done?

 

OMG M8 HE 4T 4 UR FREEDUM U SNOFLACHE

AMC Rebel Rank: Renault 16

AMC Rebel

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Late reg madness?

 

 

That black and silver plate wasn't fitted new and in fact has only recently become legal so it must have been "distressed" presumably at the same time they did the bodged yellow paint.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'It looks very much like a Moorhen but I cannot be certain'

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/12-6-Simulated-Clinker-GRP-Boat/173442152198?hash=item2861f53706:g:YBEAAOSwijhbYFLR

 

 

'Simulated clinker'

 

 

Good luck to this fella, he's got a boat that doesn't look like a bird and now he's found something that's pretending to be a Richard 3rd.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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£3,250!

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-Toyota-Starlet-KP61-RWD-1-2-manual-low-mileage-rust-free-retro-UK-Mot/323375654222?hash=item4b4ab0e54e:g:Kn8AAOSwKtFbYMiH

 

 

Is it like the law now when you advertise a Japanese car you have to add 'KPpeanutsCRDT20DTEOBEM8OBEGSCE' in the listing?

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Anyon in/near Peterborough? Make a fortune by simply covering this in Unibond, then park it under one of the builder's chutes coming from a local high rise. Once all the broken toilets, drain pipes and bits of kitchen have hit it, some dickhead will give you five times the asking price.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-C90-Cub-Motorcycle-1992-K-Reg-Red-Ideal-Basis-for-Street-Cub-Custom/183353722753?hash=item2ab0bbc781:g:YOgAAOSw0HhbYMTV

The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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You don't want to know.

 

 

we want are country back and there are two many imigrents

 

 

etc etc etc

Parky Rank: Isuzu Florian

Parky

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When people talk about a 750cc I naturally assume the subject is a sports bike or a big tourer....

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-FIAT-PANDA-750-L-LOW-MILEAGE-NO-RESERVE/142887635246?hash=item2144c4492e:g:cxwAAOSwvEBbXhlT

 

If you fancy racing glaciers but only want to just beat them so they don’t feel humiliated in front of the other glacial formations such as the rouche moutonee, step right this way.

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The Reverend Bluejeans

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That Magnette made it a fair way inland. I always remember the dozens of old Brit cars dumped at Le Havre in the seventies; Rover 2000's, Mark 2, 10 and 420 Jaguars, 1800's and stuff. It was students who bought a big cheap old car, toured France, dumped it at the ferry port and came back as foot passengers. 

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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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I expect to see that In Corner mk1 shell to turn up at a 'classic' dealer over here for about 25 bags or higher

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wuvvum

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Can be driven on a car licence

No it can't mate.  Not unless it's still registered as a coach or you've downrated it to 7.5 tonne and drive everywhere with the back full of frigging helium balloons.  Either scenario is going to get you arse raped by VOSA.

 

Also, 25mpg from a B10M?  Aye, righto then.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Things you don't see everyday, part 3365.7:

 

Zammo from Grange Hill trying to sell a Hyundai Getz that's been used in a charity banger drive.

 

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/hyundai/hyundai-getz-2005-reg/1308366698

 

 

'then we used it for a cheap car challenge trip from chester to ebbw vale near Swansea.' 

 

 

Pfft, you crazy kids, hey.

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