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vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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With that Cutlass, how is it possible that so much win - ghastly interior, two tone paint, column shift - is available for so little?  It can't just be that the fuel choice is undesirable.  I can only assume it's terminally rotten or some sort of scam.

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Remspoor Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Remspoor

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Some fella who talks to pigeons is selling his zx. Bosch'd up though innit,.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-zx-1-9td-xud9-with-bosch-pump-205-306-309-406-berlingo-xantia-no-reserve/163187899533?hash=item25fec1bc8d:g:jw8AAOSwgppbWsaC

 

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Actually maybe the pigeon was trying to buy it as here he is inspecting it.

 

 

Nar there is a snake under the car just about to attack.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/GRIMSBYSWAPSSALES/permalink/1876575265758816/?sale_post_id=1876575265758816

 

Sunbeam rapier "barn find"

 

Which you probably can't see unless you're a member of the group? No idea!

 

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I am not on FartFace. However, I have to ask why have a group to buy and sell which is closed off to the  majority of the interweb? Is that not where most buyers would be?

nacho man Rank: Renault 16

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This looks alright don't it.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-Cadillac-Seville-STS-4-6-V8-Petrol-Spares-or-Repairs/332748850623?hash=item4d796085bf:g:aEkAAOSwiKBbZ0jv

 

I bought this car at the end of December 2017

 

 

covered 72,000 miles. I have listed this car as spares or repairs with a 99p start with no reserve because the car does have issues

 

ABS and Traction lights as well as "SERVICE STABILITY SYS

 

 

The heater is intermittent and the coolant is well overdue a change

 

 

"SERVICE SUSPENSION SYS" message appears

 

 

The handbrake release is slightly broken, the handbrake releases as it should when shifted out of P but does not release all the way causing the Parking brake light on the dash to remain illuminated. The handbrake is also weak and probably won't pass an MOT

 

 

there may be other faults I haven't noticed

 

 

The buyer will also need to trailer the car away, and I will not release the car if the buyer does not fetch a trailer

 

 

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Asimo Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Asimo

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With that Cutlass, how is it possible that so much win - ghastly interior, two tone paint, column shift - is available for so little?  It can't just be that the fuel choice is undesirable.  I can only assume it's terminally rotten or some sort of scam.

Someone thinks these are very desirable.

This one is a bit more expensive - €30,000 more expensive.

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https://www.custojusto.pt/beja/descapotavel-coupe/outras-marcas-oldsmobile-v8-diesel-coupe-23917483

 

Must be the stigma of lhd that holds UK prices down.

Asimo Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Asimo

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Would this be the fabled 4 headed monster or Indenor?

VM monster. Shame Ford didn't pop for the 3.1 five cylinder as in the Jeep Grand Cherokee.

S2000 Rank: Citroen Ami

S2000

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Seems an honest old Barge ......

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Focus-ST170/202393480951?hash=item2f1f976ef7:g:5GUAAOSwIOtbYagq

 

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Monitor and repair if necessary (advisories):
  • Offside Front window not opening
  • Offside Front body damaged
  • Oil leak, but not excessive (8.4.1 (a) (i))
  • Front Brake disc worn, pitted or scored, but not seriously weakened (1.1.14 (a) (ii))
  • Rear suspension components corroded
  • Front Exhaust has a minor leak of exhaust gases flexi section (6.1.2 (a))
  • Front Exhaust mounting defective (6.1.2 (a))
  • Rear fuel tank strap corroded
Lacquer Peel Rank: Talbot Tagora

Lacquer Peel

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Would this be the fabled 4 headed monster or Indenor?

VM as Asimo said. I had a Scorpio TD saloon, I think it overwhelmed the VM engine a bit, it wasn't as quick as a Rover 825D.
S2000 Rank: Citroen Ami

S2000

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This has to be in a Only Fools and Horses spoof....

 

'My name is Derek as you can see from the D on my medallion and I have a Mitsuoka Ryoga'

 

'Come again, do you mean a Lamb Pasanda?'

 

'No a Mitsuoka Ryoga'

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-MITSUOKA-RYOGA-1-5-NISSAN-SUNNY-2ND-GENERATION-VINTAGE-CLASSIC-JAGUAR-X2/292611260409?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D51875%26meid%3Ddbe9093dc7b346eb89a21cf421aff656%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D113144461093%26itm%3D292611260409&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

 

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who the fuck goes and spends seven and a half bags of well learnt sand on a heinous piece of half arsed shit like that.....

 

Looks like my exes twat with piercings!

 

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S2000 Rank: Citroen Ami

S2000

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RETRO-NISSAN-PAO-SUNTOP-CANVAS-ROOF-SAME-FACTORY-AS-FIGARO/142888285620?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D51875%26meid%3Dec7eae83472c4a878ba8b5199880a854%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D292611260409%26itm%3D142888285620&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

 

QUOTE 'RETRO NISSAN PAO SUNTOP CANVAS ROOF * SAME FACTORY AS FIGARO' - GO RUSTY RUSTY VERY FUCKY QUICKLY THEN!!

 

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flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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To be fair, nearly everything from 1989 is rusty

 

It's done well, considering it's lived on two islands surrounded by salty air

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I doubt anything is cheap at KGF, but to their credit they get some belting looking cars and seem to find buyers without too much trouble.

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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The best thing about that Pao?

 

It's only a bloody manual! Don't see many of them. For £4.5k they can get in the sea, though. They're nice, but not that nice. I could have a veritable fleet of similarly sized non retro-styled cars for that much.

 

I honestly don't understand why Figaros and Paos are 'worth' so much. They're re-bodied Micras FFS.

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