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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-323i-TRACK-DAY-REPLICA-RALLY-TOURING-CAR-GREAT-FUN/263511891792?hash=item3d5a885f50:g:ATIAAOSwBmladKv4

 

 

GREAT FUN AND ALWAYS GETS LOTS OF ATTENTION

 

I WAS TOLD BY THE FORMER KEEPER THAT THE ENGINE WAS TUNED

 

IT IS VERY QUICK

 

 

 

Yeah mate.

 

 

 

As a follow on, I've emailed the vendor to ask him just how much fun it is. Yet to receive a reply. Anyone else want to have a go?

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^^^

 

MOT history is errr, patchy Eddy, guess it's been laid up quite a bit.

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Yeah, that happens with American cars.  I'm not too worried about that, but it would help me if a handy Shiter could take a closer look.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Horse-box-lorry-RUNS-DRIVES-NO-MOT-IT-AS-LIVING-ALL-WAYS-STARTS-FIRST-TURN/122985395338?hash=item1ca280348a:g:J2UAAOSwk99akZmb

 

Appropriate number plate is appropriate, but could be a six banger in which case they're pretty good. Six stud wheels should mean 7.5 tonnes, too.

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PLAH ^^^^ B'COZ TAYBULZ there Billy

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{ring ring}

 

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Stupid & Co, how may I help?

 

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Oh, yeah, hi. Can you still do anything I want, love?

 

You say it, we spray it!

 

'That's literally G-R-8! Can I have Jack Whitehall separating Lorraine Chase and some bloke with a four foot neck outside the Unicorn & Life-ring Arms on St Helens High Street? But make Lorraine appear to be looking at her own arse in a sort of 'sexy secretary' way?

 

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Anything else, sir?

 

'Yeah, yeah. Tell you what have the landlord of the pub (who just happens to be Judas Priest front man Rob Halford) out the front beckoning them back for another go, if they think they're hard enough' 

 

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Anything else, squire?

 

'Oh, God knows, anything you want. tell you what, on the front mudguard just have a big curly dog turd with half a cat's toy balanced on the top'

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kustom-Vespa-300-GTS/202239405431?hash=item2f16686d77:g:JHwAAOSwmKJakaqa

 

'I am a great believer in doing it right'

 

Drinking turps or wasting money?

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