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You and whoever enters this deal of a lifetime ( not me) could then be known as The Two Gentlemen of (a) Verona.

 

 

... I like this place,
And willingly could waste my time in it.
 
(As You Like It, Act 2, Scene 4)
Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Is that where hubby is also cousin and best friend of hubby shags wifey beause he can't afford hookers?

 

Zola rulz.

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Something like that, IIRC.  It is mega kill yerself depressing.  Makes L'Assommoir seem mucho cheery in comparison.  The whole twenty book shebang was on the radio last year, but I missed it.

 

PHACKTOID:  Zola, when in exile for pissing off the anti-Dreyfusards, holed up in a then chintzy hotel in Norwood, now a skanky flophouse. He thought Norwood was a dump.

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Is that where hubby is also cousin and best friend of hubby shags wifey beause he can't afford hookers?

 

Zola rulz.

Nah mate, you're thinking of Eastenders
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Something like that, IIRC.  It is mega kill yerself depressing.  Makes L'Assommoir seem mucho cheery in comparison.  The whole twenty book shebang was on the radio last year, but I missed it.

 

PHACKTOID:  Zola, when in exile for pissing off the anti-Dreyfusards, holed up in a then chintzy hotel in Norwood, now a skanky flophouse. He thought Norwood was a dump.

 

You might not have heard it, but don't think for a minute that you actually missed it.

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If it was crap that's your fault, that is, because you work for Auntie, you do.  OMGLICENZFEEOUTRAGE

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The guy on his phone in the background is calling in an airstrike.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I would say that's in the all-time top 10 ebay pictures!!! just fantastic, up there with the wanky yankee limo in a field next to a Little Tykes Kozy Koupe (anyone got that one? Still my favourite I think)

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If it was crap that's your fault, that is, because you work for Auntie, you do.  OMGLICENZFEEOUTRAGE

 

Not me, sirree - footloose and fancy free, I iz. So no longer the defender of the impenetrable, the supporter of insomnia etc

Guest Breadvan72

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Reithian values up the wrong 'un then.

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If you want to create a queue of WVMs and SUV Milfs, buy British.

 

Good point

 

That would be Evoque-ative

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This looks like a punt and a half. There could be something spesh in there or a dust pan and brush job.

 

Its stuck in the garage and i need to remove it, can arrange delivery at extra charge, don't have any keys or documents but i have authority document

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mitsubishi-GLX-Galant-i-think-1982-Barn-garage-find-/262841657356?hash=item3d3295680c:g:nbIAAOSwTglYmfq1

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Hello, Stupid & Co, how can I help?

 

'Can you do replicas of famous historical moments?'

 

Can't see why not, ace, what would you like a copy of?

 

'Basically, I want you to capture the exact moment on the 3rd September 1939 when Neville Chamberlain declared war on Germany as Arthur Daley looked down a small telescope and Richard Hammond tries to act sober. Oh aye, have the date in Latin on Daley's top lip where his moustache is supposed to be. And perhaps have a small crocodile about to attack Hammond's neck'

 

How's that, sir?

 

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​'Fan-bastard-tastic'

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Air-Brushed-LDV-CONVOY-panels-godfather-American-Gangster-/252751117491?hash=item3ad923fcb3:g:N5IAAOSwUKxYkmL8

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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'It's 1994 and trouble is a brewin in the VW T5 owners club meeting in Californ-i-a. Rumour has reached the organisers of a deadly plot to let 3 Muslims (who were born in the county anyway) to visit their nan in a nursing home who has a slight cold . Lou Costello is back from Weighwatchers and he ain't happy, Cliff Richard's waving a dagger and Sarah Brightman thinks it's Time To Say Goodbye to those pesky foreigners. Pete Burns is armed to the teeth with a hairdryer and a referee's whistle and knife wielding Donald Trump is surfin his way to a whole heap of trouble. Who can stop that robot blowing his load on Brightman's admirable knockers? Why is a miniature George Best riding an arrow?  But most importantly:  Who can save America?' 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-TRANSPORTER-T5-Bonnet-Airbrush-Marvel-iron-man-hulk-/292004478119?hash=item43fcd2bca7:g:zDYAAOSwnHZYgKEz

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This pretty fancy but I'd still flippin love it and probably pretty good value.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-500SL-129-MODEL-/152426909184?hash=item237d5a0e00:g:YGEAAOSwo4pYmNqd

 

I've got the horn for these at the mintue & think they're a bit of  a barg as values are all over the place. That one is cheap but the spaz plate & barry exhaust puts me off. I chucked a bid on one last night with full mb history and 80k but maxed out at £5k on account of it being piss green. Went for £5100. Ah well search continues.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'The front's a bit Spartan'

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SPARTAN-KIT-CAR-CLASSIC-CAR-READVERTISED-DUE-TO-TIMEWASTERS-/162387523841?hash=item25cf0cf901:g:fB4AAOSwnHZYiPoP

 

 

'One's a fibreglass fungus garden ornament, the other is a toadstool'

 

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