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flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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I've had my eye on this for weeks!

 

Proper XJR Daimler, rebuilt 'chargers, discs and exhaust boxes.  Tow bar, funny fitting bonnet and lacquer peel a bonus

 

Local too.    WCPGW at £2,250?

 

 

2001 Daimler Super V8

not an R registration car this is a 2001 car 

 

$_58.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-DAIMLER-SUPER-V8-/112011199462

anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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Can you imagine being presented with a bill for £8,761?

 

Sweet Jesus.

No, but xtriple can

bramz7 Rank: Lancia Gamma

bramz7

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Cheap as ZX Diesel in the parts section, 186k but with MOT until the end of August. 

 

Interior looks okay, smashed headlight not a huge issue as parts are pennies.

 

GO ON, what could go wrong for £150?

 

http://goo.gl/w8irlu

  • dugong and brickwall
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Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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Rare? It's the MR2 nobody wants

Replica? It has shit, ill fitting body kit with Ferrari badges (that I bet are fake)

Kit car? Last I knew Toyota were making mass production cars

3 tv's? Two of which are in the bottoms of the door cards so are useless no matter what you want to do with them. Also 3 TV's in a TWO SEAT CAR?

 

Verdict: What was probably a good car inflicted with a disease for an owner.

  • spartacus, Negative Creep and Insideimsmiling
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spartacus Rank: Renault 16

spartacus

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Jesus, I don't look on here for 4 hours, and the next thing I know you've all been working hard finding the cheesiest, most poorly punctuated and spelt adverts ever.

That BMW, I didn't know whether to be angry with the deluded wanker or laugh at him. Then, to really round off my day, Negative Creep manages to find possibly the worlds worst Ferrari replica, eg an MR2 with a badge and some poorly placed ICE. FFS, the indicator stalk is exactly the same as the one in my 'Ferrari replica' Hiace van.

 

Knob ends.

Sheefag Rank: Lancia Gamma

Sheefag

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Bloody hell, I've got a HiAce.

 

Has your drivers seat foam and fabric disintegrated?

spartacus Rank: Renault 16

spartacus

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A little, although it has done 270'000, so I can forgive it that. It's about the same as a 70'000 mile transit.

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Brodders Rank: Citroen Ami

Brodders

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Time for some late night, red hot Escort action.

 

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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201606094777355/sort/atcustom/radius/1500/latitude/52.1811834833/longitude/1.0000466883/make/ford/model/escort/price-from/0/page/1/usedcars

 

Last owner for 25 years and only £200. If only all Escorts that age and that cheap looked this good 😉

  • Junkman, Dick Cheeseburger and Banger Kenny
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BavarianRetro Rank: Citroen Ami

BavarianRetro

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Which the fuck would anyone in their right mind pay 22 grand for 15 year old 728i even if it does have just 18k on it?

 

 

Imagine the buy in conversation.

 

"Nice car, low miles, good nick, but nobody wants these old E38s now the E65 is so cheap (true-ish BTW - EDIT:-see above ). I mean, it is still a 15 year old car and it's not considered a classic till it's 25, you know? It's in banger territory right now. You see them advertised at five hundred quid. Don't get me wrong, yours is a nice example, I'll do you a deal......800 quid?"

 

How the Fuck can it increase in value from £22000? Unless you put £20000 in cash in a bag in the boot.

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Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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262s have got a bit pricey but at 16,500 Euro you'd want polish not ScotchBrite and expect photos in daylight, and not in a swimming pool.


 

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Yellow leather is bit "Manilla brothel"?post-17481-0-35133500-1465641126_thumb.jpg

 

Sporting set of clocks for the least sporty Volvo ever. post-17481-0-49825900-1465641136_thumb.jpgToo many pedals too.

 

http://www.custojusto.pt/lisboa/ligeiros-passageiros/volvo-262-262-c-bertone-19964312

  • Banger Kenny, mouseflakes, Conrad D. Conelrad and 2 others
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