Shitting in the shallow end. *Arse friends Electric*

[High Jetter]

I had a J-reg estate, wonderful car. Traded it in against an Avensis.

[sloth]

oooh carb 4a-c engine. cut my teef on em. do not adjust carb!!!!!! 

[Cord Fourteener]

Nice Toyota, I dare say in Toyota terms it's 'just run in'?

[yes oui si]

I think I'd lose the spoiler and mudflaps but otherwise that's lovely. 

[Jim Bell]

2 hours ago, sloth said:

oooh carb 4a-c engine. cut my teef on em. do not adjust carb!!!!!! 

Why not man? All info is good info. 

[Jim Bell]

29 minutes ago, Tim_E said:

Nice Toyota, I dare say in Toyota terms it's 'just run in'?

100k ATM. So almost fresh out of the box in taxi terms.  

[MorrisItalSLX]

Welcome to the 4A-F powered Toyota club, now is the time to invest in vacuum line hose shares.

3 hours ago, sloth said:

do not adjust carb!!!!!! 

Seconded, mine has never run right since.

[Fabergé Greggs]

Put us all out of our misery and put some decent wheels on it. Wheels aside it’s a humdinger 👍

[Jim Bell]

5 minutes ago, Fabergé Greggs said:

Put us all out of our misery and put some decent wheels on it. Wheels aside it’s a humdinger 👍

 

[brownnova]

I don’t know, can you repeat the question... 

[Jim Bell]

11 minutes ago, brownnova said:

I don’t know, can you repeat the question... 

You're not the boss of me now. 

[sloth]

never adjust. theyre all worn so bad that it makes em worse. though they go well on a weber 32/36

[MorrisItalSLX]

On 18/10/2020 at 19:05, MorrisItalSLX said:

Welcome to the 4A-F powered Toyota club, now is the time to invest in vacuum line hose shares.

[Jim Bell]

Covid Tier 2.5 internation collection mission government guidelines. (Subject to change without notice.)

1) no kissing. 

2) no looking at the car before buying it. 

3) only buy cars from another country. 

4) no more than six shitters should take part. 

5) do it in the dark. 

[Jim Bell]

Taking the above guidelines into account, I bought a car.  

[Jim Bell]

The car was too far away and too expensive. 

Luckily, the Autoshite globe is literally spattered with fantastic gentlemen (mostly in Scotland) whomst stepped forward gamely to help. 

Many thanks to @davehedgehog31 @sdkrc @Lacquer Peel for literally doing all the things. 

Cheers fantastic gentlemen. 

 

So the car was spotted on eBay, as I was listing my current car for sale.  Encouragement was applied and I had a bid. Once won, a stood at least six feet from the laptop and COLLECTION TEAM ALPHA SWUNG INTO ACTION. 

 

Mr Hodgeheg and Mr Letters shot off in the dark to swap pictures of the queen for an old car. 

LEG ONE BEGINS

[loserone]

Please tell me it's a XUD Peugeot, ideally a 305 obviously, but just not a Vauxhall.

[320touring]

Dis gon be good!

[Lacquer Peel]

[camryv6]

10 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

Taking the above guidelines into account, I bought a car.  

What even No. 1 ?

[Jim Bell]

As far as I know. There had been no kissing thus far. It was dark. There were only 2 shitters. 

All within guidelines.  

 

Arriving at the rendezvous, they were confronted by a selection of prime chod. 

Whatever I bought may be in the background here somewhere. 

 

 

 

[loserone]

Wait, is it outside a shitter's house?

 

Is it outside MY HOUSE!?!

[Lacquer Peel]

I'm not sure you'd fit in a Kitten. 

[Jim Bell]

At base camp, I shouted encouragement up to the north and looked at my favourite lucky football sticker. 

 

 

[Jim Bell]

1 minute ago, Lacquer Peel said:

I'm not sure you'd fit in a Kitten. 

Those charges were never proven and the RSPCA had to drop the case. Dunno why you're even bringing it up. 

[Jim Bell]

With nothing to do but hop from foot to foot waggling all of my fingers in excitement, I decided to go on a collection mission IN MY MIND. 

[Jim Bell]

It's a long way to the car so best get a crack on. 

With the no kissing rule still in effect, I shook the dogs hand and patted the missus on the boob, then up the road for the bus. 

This looks like mine. 

 

 

Single to the station please driver. On your largest and most absorbent ticket. 

[Jim Bell]

Love travelling on busses. You learn so much. 

[Jim Bell]

The train was pretty boring. Just what you'd expect from a train. This lad looked like he was enjoying himself though. 

[Jim Bell]

Half way between Cramlington and Berwick I had to use the smallest room. .....

 

 

Why not. 

What's the worst that could happen?

 

 

Crap.